OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced after Friday PM
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“What does the Chinese writing mean?” “Don’t ask me man, I’m 4th generation California Chinese too”.
Femen’s new batch of protesters are just not up to the old standard.
“We sing protest songs like Bob Dyran!”
Oh my, George Micheal karaoke night again.
Larry, Moe and Hu Dini.
Occupy Reeducation Camps!
Mom would be proud.
“Gangnam Style Tibet Edition” didn’t break into the charts.
Just like the hula hoop and Pet Rock fads, there is no doubt that the “Tweet Like Weiner” craze will someday fade.
NSA identifies three men for whom they will never, ever be interested in reading their emails.
We three kings of orient aren’t.
The Chinese Village People
“Wow, David Blaine’s act is getting more and more lame. Now he’s just hiring Chinese guys to do the stunts…”.
A Tibetanese family has a rice paddy fire. But, they were fine. The parents were working in a forced labor camp in a mine, and the kids were in a factory making Nike shoes at the time…
“I know your culture is a little bit different here in Tibet. But, in the United States we had this President Bill Clinton and he had this fat intern that he did bad things to with a cigar. Well, Rodney Dill, God bless ’em, he made this here joke, “Close, but no cigar”, and dang if he doesn’t go on to win this funny caption contest on the Internet. So they throw this big ticker tape parade in his honor and people line up to cheer him in the streets and later he’s elected president of the United States himself solely because of his fame from telling that one joke. It’s quite a story. – So what happened with you guys down at the rice paddy, today?”. – Rude American Tourist in Tibet
“So, which one of you guys made this piece of crap that I bought at WalMart”- Another rude American tourist
“Hey, Benihana of Tokyo, this aint’!”. – Yet another rude American tourist
“Hey, I get no rice back, I get no rice back at all. The other day I’m working the rice paddy and…” A joke as told by the Rodney Dangerfield of Tibet
“Falun Gong? Is he that guy replacing Jay Leno next year?” – Stupid American tourist
Tibet guy one: “Wow, I didn’t think that Paul Hooson could make up any good jokes to this photo?”.
Tibet guy two: “Yeah, he sure proved that he couldn’t…”.
Rude American tourist: ” Agreed. So here’s a housefire joke instead….”.
The Tibetan Three Stooges. But, most Americans just don’t get that rice paddy slapstick….
“Hey, hold on to your horsehair hats. It’s those wild and wacky Tibetan Three Stooges in that great comedy short, “We always Do The Job Right The Second Time”.
The Marxist Brothers?
Rude American Tourist: “What’s worst than a housefire?”
Tibet Guy one”A Paul Hooson joke?”.
Tibet Guy two: “No, life in Tibet!”.
The Tibetan “Tether-Monk” team shows its dissappointment that their sport didn’t make the summer games.
The “Chinese Village People”, just before they sing
“Free Tibet”Uh, make that “Flee Tibet”Trio: “We were so lucky to escape China and now are free in North Korea!”
Even more American whistleblowers defect to Hong Kong in a desperate attempt to escape President Obama’s so-called transparency policy.
FREE Tibet! And FREE America Too!!!
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