OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced after Tuesday, August 27th

There will be no Thursday contest this week.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tony W says:

    Alert Republicans quickly shot the foreigner and the game was allowed to resume.

  2. Mu says:

    This is my last gig. Someone complained they were using blackface on a white guy.

  3. JWH says:

    The baseball game drew controversy this week with its pregame Running of the Stereotypes.

  4. John Burgess says:

    Alex Rodriguez did find a way to remain in baseball. Or the stadium, anyway.

  5. Quick! The Pittsburgh pierogies are getting away! Faster! Faster!

  6. Even though I’m Chorizo, maybe if I win I’ll get to wear Bratwurst’s lederhosen.

  7. al-Ameda says:

    the undocumented chorizo is going to win.

  8. Pinky says:

    When Phish plays in an enclosed stadium, it’s hard to tell the freaks from the hallucinations.

  9. Moosebreath says:

    I never sausage a close race. Who will be the wiener?

  10. john425 says:

    Rodeo clown fired for wearing Obama mask has a new gig.

  11. JKB says:

    During a short break in the game, the international media tried to get a scent of the crowd.

  12. john425 says:

    Sports Fans get first hand look at the damages steroids can do with the running of the chorizos and wieners.

  13. Donald Sensing says:

    Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio announce the 2016 ticket with Cruz wearing his, um, Canadian lederhosen.

  14. No matter how far behind he got, Carlos Danger refused to drop out of the race.

  15. Pinky says:

    They were fierce rivals, but it was their love affair that rocked the 2014 Olympics.

  16. jd says:

    Calves like melons, all of them.

  17. Russian athletes arrested for acting queer.

  18. Everybody loves Chorizo. But nobody ever, ever likes to see how it is made.

  19. Look everybody! It’s another one of them so-called “White Hispanics”!

  20. Come on gang, we can all go to California and get married !

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    A mascot family had a housefire. No one was hurt. Fortunately they were portraying ethnic stereotypes for a game at the time….

  22. Look everybody! It’s the other “White Hispanic”!

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Mexican Stereotype Mascot: “Did you hear that Oscar Pistorius will plead not guilty in court?”

    German Stereotype Mascot: “I don’t think that he has a leg to stand on….”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Quick! Let’s get out of here! This act seems too Gay for Russia!”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “As bad as this gig is, it sure beats doing 8foot tall stupid sports mascot porn. That’s rough….”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God I blended in so well that I sneaked right past security at the border. If you look like you belong here, you slip right in…”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s so refreshing to get away from those humiliating uniforms that they give you at Hooters…”.

  28. Pinky says:

    The long-term abuse of human growth hormone can lead to Barry Bonds Head Syndrome.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    I find it strangely disconcerting that each monster seems to have only one eye.

  30. He who must not be named says:

    Because the giant vulva races only confused everyone.

  31. He who must not be named says:

    Well, ok, as long as they each wear a helmet.

  32. He who must not be named says:

    They don’t call it the warning track for nothing.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    German Stereotype Mascot: “What do you Mexican stereotype mascots wear those big hats for?”

    Mexican Stereotype Mascot: “That’s for all the chips and salsa….”

  34. moonbatcure says:

    A firm Brat will beat a drippy Salsa every time.

  35. Tillman says:

    The Wii Mii’s are loose! Everyone, run for your lives!

  36. john425 says:

    In showbiz parlance they are all called schlongs but at least they are all wearing jimmy-hats.

  37. Playing The New Race Card: “White Hispanic’ is winning by a head…Wait a minute, folks…‘Brown Hispanic’ is rounding the corner now…Looks like a photo finish… And ’White Hispanic’ wins it by a nose!”