OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JWH says:

    “Where did Obama say to stick it?”

  2. Tony W says:

    Mr. Putin promised to release the walrus if he agreed not to engage in any further homosexual behavior.

  3. Michael J. Listner says:

    “He’s too cute; I just want to pinch his cheeks.”

  4. John Burgess says:

    “Paul is dead, Putin. Honest.”

  5. Debitking says:

    And this , Mr. President, is how we have disguised Edward Snowden.

  6. “Why would I fear American SEALs when I have a walrus?”

  7. pylon says:

    You’re much shorter in person Mr. Bolton.

  8. Pinky says:

    “I am told large sea creature with long teeth! How to look strong and virile while taming walrus?!”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    I’m the Eggman, he’s the Walrus, anything else?

  10. He who must not be named says:

    Up against the wall, Rus.

  11. john425 says:

    Putin: “Is goot communist walrus. Much better than imperialistic American walrussi.”

    Putin: “Nyet, dumbski walrus! Not bite hand that feeds you. Is old KGB proverb.”

  12. Pinky says:

    Controversial Photo Surfaces of Putin, Brezhnev

  13. Pharoah Narim says:

    “And from here…you simply pull out the heart….”

  14. Pinky says:

    “Actually, sir, the Constitution would allow it. You just have to convince Medvedev to step aside.”

  15. Russians acknowledge weapons of mass consumption in Syria.

  16. jd says:

    “Here, have a slithy tove”
    “Mmmmm, ’twas brillig!”

  17. Diogenes says:

    When that squirrel Obama shows up, let’s introduce the walrus as my new naval commander……

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    A walrus has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are all those royalty checks he’s received from airplay over the years from that Beatles song….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. Putin wants to know if you’re gay or not?”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “No, not Lennon. Lenin…”

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “No, not stalling. Stalin…”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Boy, the KGB is sure letting their standards down these days…”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    ” I am the walrus. Goo Goo a Jew(Rosh Hashanah 2013 version)”.