Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
“Where did Obama say to stick it?”
Mr. Putin promised to release the walrus if he agreed not to engage in any further homosexual behavior.
“He’s too cute; I just want to pinch his cheeks.”
“Paul is dead, Putin. Honest.”
And this , Mr. President, is how we have disguised Edward Snowden.
“Why would I fear American SEALs when I have a walrus?”
You’re much shorter in person Mr. Bolton.
“I am told large sea creature with long teeth! How to look strong and virile while taming walrus?!”
I’m the Eggman, he’s the Walrus, anything else?
Up against the wall, Rus.
Putin: “Is goot communist walrus. Much better than imperialistic American walrussi.”
Putin: “Nyet, dumbski walrus! Not bite hand that feeds you. Is old KGB proverb.”
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“And from here…you simply pull out the heart….”
“Actually, sir, the Constitution would allow it. You just have to convince Medvedev to step aside.”
Russians acknowledge weapons of mass consumption in Syria.
“Here, have a slithy tove”
“Mmmmm, ’twas brillig!”
When that squirrel Obama shows up, let’s introduce the walrus as my new naval commander……
A walrus has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are all those royalty checks he’s received from airplay over the years from that Beatles song….
“Mr. Putin wants to know if you’re gay or not?”
“No, not Lennon. Lenin…”
“No, not stalling. Stalin…”
“Boy, the KGB is sure letting their standards down these days…”
” I am the walrus. Goo Goo a Jew(Rosh Hashanah 2013 version)”.
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