OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. CC says:

    Clint Eastwood takes his nemesis chair for a stroll around Damascus, to show it how peaceful things can be without those silly gun regulations the Dems want in the USA.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Another refugee from an Arkansas tornado/divorce.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Khrushchev sat here.”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Where you stand doesn’t matter near as much as where you sit.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @CC: “My father went to the GOP national convention and all I got was this chair.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Don’t laugh. It’s a Stradivarius.

  7. Butch Bracknell says:

    Edward Von Campground, weeks before he invented the camp stool, which would make him millions and facilitate the outdoors for countless generations.

  8. Butch Bracknell says:

    Edward Von Campground, weeks before he invented the camp stool, which would make him millions of pounds sterling and facilitate the outdoors for countless generations.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s a collector’s item. It’s the chair that Ted Cruz didn’t sit in when he wasn’t filibustering.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    They say that Healthcare.gov has gotten a whole lot better, but just the same, I intend to be prepared for a long wait.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Damn! I forgot the beer.

  12. JWH says:

    In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!

  13. When asked what he was going to do with the chair he was oddly carrying around town on head, former sitcom actor Henry Winkler replied “Sit on it.”

  14. Mu says:

    While the chair was less conspicuous than the ladder, it was still not the solution to being a short graffiti artist.

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    The first round of Israel-Iran negotiations did not end well.

  16. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    Chairface Chippendale: the early years.

  17. JohnMcC says:

    “Someone stole the bucket of my bedside-commode!” Nurse’s humor.

  18. Moderate Mom says:

    Now I have a chair for the monkey on my back.

  19. Crusty Dem says:

    Local Tea Party head George Aberdeen, famous for his “Keep the Government out of Medicare” sign prepares for his latest protest against the scourge of “Obamachair”.

  20. Pinky says:

    Very early stage testing for new NFL protective gear.

  21. Pinky says:

    Ever have one of those shirt collars that never stays in place without a chair on it?

  22. RockThisTown says:

    Chair-man of the Bored.

    An Obamacare wheelchair.

  23. RockThisTown says:

    Dang, the Obamacare mandates are rough! You have to carry your own electric chair if you don’t comply!

  24. RockThisTown says:

    “This story has legs, I just know it!”

    After the Auburn game, Nick Saban returns the armchair from which he quarterbacked.

  25. Pinky says:

    Pimp fashion: because the feather in the hat is so 1970’s

  26. He who must not be named says:

    This is not a chair. And I was never here.

  27. JWH says:

    This is why you should remember to always spay or neuter your home furniture.

  28. RockThisTown says:

    Since he survived rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, Tom never leaves home without one that can be used as a flotation device.

  29. Pinky says:

    …and somewhere a child is sitting on a scarf.

  30. jd says:

    “howdah” doin’?

  31. John425 says:

    Endangered Democrat tries to hold on to a Senate Seat in 2014

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, that former AMERICA’S GOT TALENT act, Special Head, and his levitation trick using a chair under his suit have really hit hard times” ( This is what you call really going the long way for a laugh)

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, Elliot Gould’s career has sure slowed down…”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    A Black Friday who overslept, who had brought his own chair so he could be the first in line, does the walk of shame home…

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A dejected comic who uses a chair to tell JFK in a Dallas motorcade jokes walks home in shame after the audience boos him off stage for telling this joke, “Hey driver, I hear that Texas Schoolbook Depository is a pretty good place. Are we going past the Texas Schoolbook Depository? I hear that Texas Schoolbook Depository is pretty good. Hey driver…”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Sonny & Chair?

  37. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: That would be a Fridayan slept.

  38. RockThisTown says:

    If you like your chair, you can keep your chair, period.

  39. Pinky says:

    I cried because I have no chair until I saw a man with a chair on his back.

  40. John Burgess says:

    Having decided that he’ll stay in the DC area after leaving office, Pres. Obama has asked Terry McAuliffe to take him around to find someplace suitable.

  41. John425 says:

    Loser at game of “Musical Chairs” gets the last laugh.

  42. Mark Ryan says:

    There’s that guy who had his head up his ass.

  43. Mark Ryan says:

    @Mark Ryan: I apologize if that kind of caption is not allowed but I just had to post it, lol.