OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

An environmentalist dressed as a polar bear rests after a candlelight vigil to raise awareness of climate change in Taipei


Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hugging every new Nissan Leaf owner is exhausting, even if there are only a few dozen of them.

  2. JWH says:

    Emil take a break while filming The Fast and the Furry-ous.

  3. C. Clavin says:

    Pour me a nice cold bear…and put a head on it.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    This global warming sure is exhausting!

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I know global warming is a real and serious problem but that’s no reason to lose one’s head over it!

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Looks like the shoes were too tight.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Uuuullllppppp…. I can’t believe I ate the whooooolllle seal.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Being the mascot for the World Wildlife Fund is exhausting work.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I just swam all the way from Churchill Bay and boy are my legs tired!

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Rob Ford for Mayor fundraiser was a smashing success.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    So disappointing to find out Obama broke his promise of ‘If you like your polar bear head, you can keep your polar bear head.’

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Fighting Seal Team 6 all day isn’t just a job, it’s a tiring adventure!

  13. RockThisTown says:

    After losing his head, the polar bear forgot where he put the keys to the snowmobile.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Latest victim of the knock-out game.

  15. Jc says:

    coca cola polar bear needs red bull

  16. Tony W says:

    Ted Cruz rests up for his next filibuster

  17. JKB says:

    Sacrifice on the Altar of Gore

  18. JKB says:

    Footie polar bear pajama boy experiences cocoa crash at the transit station after discovering there are no trains on Christmas eve due to union rules.

  19. Franklin says:

    A misguided attempt to beat Felix Baumgartner’s skydiving record ends with a thud.

  20. David in KC says:

    When he said “$7.50 an hour for this crap job, someone please shoot me” he didn’t know someone was going to take him up on it.

  21. al-Ameda says:

    The “Ted William’s Head” world tour continues

  22. Pinky says:

    When the head came off, the traumatized children realized that it wasn’t a pinata, but a college mascot who had hung himself.

  23. Moosebreath says:

    The patient is prepped for Doc McStuffins.

  24. John425 says:

    Anthony Wiener (aka Carlos Danger) tries a new way to reinvent himself.

    That damn ad said “progressive zoo seeks sex surrogate” but this is too much.

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Man-bear-hey, where’s the pig?

  26. Franklin says:

    Dr. Kim is exhausted after researching whether people treat you differently if you are white.

  27. Hal_10000 says:

    2013 had finally become un-bear-able.

    (I’m sorry).

  28. jd says:

    The Fly II – “He-e-e-l-l-l-lp me-e-e-e-e!”

  29. Woody says:

    Shoes go inside . . . idiot

  30. Mu says:

    George barely escaped the convention center when showing up in a real polar bear fur for the PETA event.

  31. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You know, if Al Gore were rally on top of this global warming thing, don’t ya think he could have ordered a few air conditioners?

  32. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Swamp coolers won’t do it any more…. Must have AC….. Please?

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Bearly Legal?

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Yogi Bear: “Hey Boo Boo. Eating Ranger Smith makes a bear want to sleep it off…”

    Boo Boo: “Gosh Yogi!”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    God: “Abraham, I want you to sacrifice your no-good lazy son Larry”.

    Abraham: “Hell yeah!”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst satanic cult sacrifice ever….

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but Knott’s Berry Farm is sure going downhill…”

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst Disneyland attraction ever….The Hall Of No-Good Drunken And Passed Out Sports Mascots….

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “If Klondike wants to catch up with Hershey’s, then they really need to put in more effort…”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?”

  41. Pinky says:

    worst marketing idea ever: the Vermont Teddy Bear body bag

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    An usher catches a polar bear in a a movie theater, shocked he shouts, “What are you doing here?”. The bear responds, “Well, I liked the book…”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    A man takes his pet polar bear for a ride in his SUV. He gets stopped by a cop who tells him, “You should take that animal to the zoo!”. The man explains, “We just did that. But, he had such a good time that now we’re going to the beach!”.

  44. jd says:

    Miley Cyrus manager: “Maybe the costume needs a little tweeking.”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    “Polar bears in my country have nothing….rebels destroyed everything…”

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Another case of being in the wrong neighborhood, at the wrong time….