Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 30, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Hugging every new Nissan Leaf owner is exhausting, even if there are only a few dozen of them.
Emil take a break while filming The Fast and the Furry-ous.
Pour me a nice cold bear…and put a head on it.
This global warming sure is exhausting!
I know global warming is a real and serious problem but that’s no reason to lose one’s head over it!
Looks like the shoes were too tight.
Uuuullllppppp…. I can’t believe I ate the whooooolllle seal.
Being the mascot for the World Wildlife Fund is exhausting work.
I just swam all the way from Churchill Bay and boy are my legs tired!
The Rob Ford for Mayor fundraiser was a smashing success.
So disappointing to find out Obama broke his promise of ‘If you like your polar bear head, you can keep your polar bear head.’
Fighting Seal Team 6 all day isn’t just a job, it’s a tiring adventure!
After losing his head, the polar bear forgot where he put the keys to the snowmobile.
Latest victim of the knock-out game.
coca cola polar bear needs red bull
Ted Cruz rests up for his next filibuster
Sacrifice on the Altar of Gore
Footie polar bear pajama boy experiences cocoa crash at the transit station after discovering there are no trains on Christmas eve due to union rules.
A misguided attempt to beat Felix Baumgartner’s skydiving record ends with a thud.
When he said “$7.50 an hour for this crap job, someone please shoot me” he didn’t know someone was going to take him up on it.
The “Ted William’s Head” world tour continues
When the head came off, the traumatized children realized that it wasn’t a pinata, but a college mascot who had hung himself.
The patient is prepped for Doc McStuffins.
Anthony Wiener (aka Carlos Danger) tries a new way to reinvent himself.
That damn ad said “progressive zoo seeks sex surrogate” but this is too much.
Man-bear-hey, where’s the pig?
Dr. Kim is exhausted after researching whether people treat you differently if you are white.
2013 had finally become un-bear-able.
The Fly II – “He-e-e-l-l-l-lp me-e-e-e-e!”
Shoes go inside . . . idiot
George barely escaped the convention center when showing up in a real polar bear fur for the PETA event.
You know, if Al Gore were rally on top of this global warming thing, don’t ya think he could have ordered a few air conditioners?
Swamp coolers won’t do it any more…. Must have AC….. Please?
Yogi Bear: “Hey Boo Boo. Eating Ranger Smith makes a bear want to sleep it off…”
Boo Boo: “Gosh Yogi!”
God: “Abraham, I want you to sacrifice your no-good lazy son Larry”.
Abraham: “Hell yeah!”
The worst satanic cult sacrifice ever….
“I hate to say it, but Knott’s Berry Farm is sure going downhill…”
The worst Disneyland attraction ever….The Hall Of No-Good Drunken And Passed Out Sports Mascots….
“If Klondike wants to catch up with Hershey’s, then they really need to put in more effort…”
“What would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
worst marketing idea ever: the Vermont Teddy Bear body bag
An usher catches a polar bear in a a movie theater, shocked he shouts, “What are you doing here?”. The bear responds, “Well, I liked the book…”
A man takes his pet polar bear for a ride in his SUV. He gets stopped by a cop who tells him, “You should take that animal to the zoo!”. The man explains, “We just did that. But, he had such a good time that now we’re going to the beach!”.
Miley Cyrus manager: “Maybe the costume needs a little tweeking.”
“Polar bears in my country have nothing….rebels destroyed everything…”
Another case of being in the wrong neighborhood, at the wrong time….
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