OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/William Ismail
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
REUTERS/William Ismail
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
It’s not heavy, it’s my missile.
It wouldn’t fit in my pocket.
The new Ronco Penis Pump had a few side effects.
The new Rocket Condom ™ is guaranteed to please the ladies.
And no, you can’t get the new Rocket Condom ™ from a dispenser in truck stop restrooms.
Loading the missile only takes 5 seconds for me.
Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
No, you put it in a bottle, then light it.
No Irfan, I’m not buying your “rocket in my pocket” story. Very impressive. Now put that thing down before you get hurt.
He better watch out
He better not cry
He better not pout
I’m telling you why
Hillary is coming to town
She’s making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out if he’s naughty or nice.
Hillary is coming to town
She saw him in ’08
She knows when he donates
She knows when he’s supported her
Just like Vince Foster.
She sees him when he’s sleeping
She knows when he’s awake
The NSA will work for her
So it’s probably too late!
The CIA will work very hard
loading her drones with Hellfire
Bill is really in trouble now
No more sexual quagmires
He better watch out
He better not cry
He better not pout
I’m telling you why
Hillary is coming to town
Hillary is coming to town
(sorry, this has been percolating ever since I heard about the ‘hit list’)
Help me Achmed – my Donkey was unavailable today.
I think it’s more than 44 pounds. You’ll have to pay overweight charges when you fly.
F’ the NRA and their puny pistols…Ahmed’s got himself a “Well Regulated Militia” and they are exercising their right to bear arms.
@C. Clavin: Let’s just hope they don’t forget it in the trunk of a rental car.
@grumpy realist: No way is he going to get that in as carry-on!
@MichaelHHamm: Can I borrow your ass?
@OzarkHillbilly: Or better yet, “Hey Achmed, turn around I need to borrow your ass.”
Eat your heart out, Bob Dole.
No, I’m not happy to see you, it is a missle in my pocket.
@OzarkHillbilly: or… I tied this to my ass and wrecked ‘im.
“Who are you looking at?
It’s our Second Amendment right.”
You know what this place needs? More rubble!
Is that a young Pete Townshend on the left?
“Are you through? We want to fire the thing already.”
“No, it’s not THAT kind of warhead!”
Missile-catching requires quick hands and, above all, teamwork.
Sant-Al Claus misconstrued Achmed’s request for an Erector Set.
“Toldya you were gonna get it stuck Abdul.”
We told you to buy the rocket AND the launcher.
The Syrian rebels reveal their newest weapon in the arsenal…. The Ovine 2000.
Easier than holding up Khalid’s mother, that’s for sure.
My Johnson is Bigger than yours!
OK, guys, we need all hands on dick … DECK, sorry I mean all hands on DECK!
At least he didn’t try to insert it into his rectum.
#waronmen
Amir prepares to shoot his WAD (Weapon of Ass Destruction).
Yeah, it’s a great trick but I can only do it once.
Sometimes a phallic symbol is just a phallic symbol.
Something about “vagina warriors” was lost in translation.
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot, uh, never mind.
No, it’s not one of the pillars of wisdom.
Having failed to get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch as ordered, Hakeem hoped the Mystical Missile of Mosul would suffice.
I will teach the infidels something about infidelity!
Man without hat won’t shut up about the safety dance.
@Franklin: I was trying to come up with something like that and just couldn’t do it. 🙂
Isaac and his men developed the palpable emission (nocturnal) ignition sensor [PENIS] to launch rockets.
If it lasts longer than four hours, call Dr. von Braun.
A rejected album cover by THE WHO
“Next year, Omar, we might be able to afford rocket launchers. For now, we just make missile flying noises with our mouths while we walk over to a target with these missiles, Ok?”
Even less effective than the SCUD missile, the SPUD missile.
“Missile Toe, anyone?”
“Hey someone, quick! Call Russian security! Those guys were lying – there’s no three-man bobsled event!”
@Paul Hooson
Even less effective than the SCUD missile, the
SPUDPUD missile.“How many Viagra did you take?”
“Dr. NormalLove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb”
@OzarkHillbilly: I’m still not sure if I’m sorry I went that direction … I’m not typically a fan of dick jokes.
… I’m not the man they think I am
at homein JordanOh no no no, I’m the rocket man,
burning out his fuse up here
alonewith friend(s) …@Franklin, do you think you planted that seed?
Don’t you hate it when the caption contest has a pic like this and your mother is looking over your shoulder?
The latest in Syrian fire-fighting equipment proved reasonably effective, but a trifle unwieldy.
“C’mon guys, let’s throw it from the rooftop and see if it works!”
It’s all fun and games until someone pulls one eye out.
“Ismail! You take the back at the launch!”