OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

sraeli Arab youths clash with Israeli police at the entrance to the town of Kfar Kanna, in northern Israel

REUTERS/Ammar Awad

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Nels says:

    “Is that guy chopping my girlfriend’s head off while I pee behind this wall!?

  2. Mu says:

    “This is going to look great in my man cave”

  3. Moosebreath says:

    We’re gonna cross where we want to — we’ll even bring our own sign for it.

  4. Hal_10000 says:

    The ISIS version of hopscotch leaves a lot to be desired.

  5. Franklin says:

    “Walk this way.”

    “We’ll, I’ll try.”

  6. JKB says:

    Syria or St. Louis? You decide.

  7. al-Ameda says:

    “We don’t need no stinking crosswalks”

  8. Franklin says:

    The militant branch of the local crossing guard association flexes its muscle.

  9. CSK says:

    Clearly, the goalies in the Damascus Street Hockey League play by their own rules.

  10. John425 says:

    Protesters unhappy over Secret Service’s beefing up of White House security.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, there’s my bus stop…”

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “Reminds me of back home at Ferguson. For recreation, the police shoot nine holes…”

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, where’s the Safety Patrol?”

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Boy, those guys are going to be in big trouble. When the kids from the grade school Safety Patrol get here, they’ll handcuff and book ’em!”

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    …Bad Bus Riders, Bad Bus Riders, What Cha Gonna Do….When The Bus Police Come Looking For You…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh those evil looters! They even stole the crosswalk sign to put in their living room to impress their drinking buddies!”

  17. RockThisTown says:

    Hey, it’s not like it was nailed down.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    Stayed tuned for more previews of Ferguson.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    Is this the episode where Opie breaks a street lamp?

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Arriving late, auditioners for Leno’s ‘Jaywalking’ became a bit testy.

  21. DrDaveT says:

    “If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.”

  22. DrDaveT says:

    The Left Bank Precision Drill Team prepares their halftime routine.

  23. John425 says:

    Angry non-voters, unhappy with mid-term elections, display their own brand of logic.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    That guy with the crosswalk sign has quite a history…..Last time he was in court, he took the stand…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Turns out that Rodney Dill is a prophet predicting the Ferguson riots before actually took place…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Q: What do you call Ferguson demonstrators tear-gassed on turkey day?

    A: Maced Thanksgiving Day Parade!

  27. Mark Ryan says:

    “The sign shows, Man Only!!!”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Hiram! I don’t see any sign posted, but that sure looks like a no Jews allowed zone to me”.

    “David, my friend….I tend to agree…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Ismael, do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?”

    “No, they all seem to enjoy it…”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, that’s it! From now on nobody from ISIS is allowed to volunteer for the school safety patrol!”