Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 19, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
And after you miter the corner you have to clamp the boards for at least 1 h at a 90 degree angle.
You see Mr. Taylor had to be in France this week and he is already scheduled for Iran. So that’s why he couldn’t be here. today.
FRANKENSTEIN vs. BORIS BADENOV?
” ….and she had breasts out to here…”
John Kerry: “I’m actually a Jew….We talk with our hands”.
This meeting almost didn’t happen. Someone started a rumor that he dropped a penny in the parking lot, and John Kerry being Jewish wanted to postpone the meeting to look for it….
@Paul Hooson: A buddy of mine was in Mexico trying to describe to the police a woman who had ripped of him and his traveling partners. Unable to come up with the proper words for “large breasted”, he held his hands well in front of his chest and said “bolces de mantequilla grande”***. Not sure how they wrote that up in their report or if they had stopped laughing yet.
*** for the Spanish challenged, large bags of butter
“Let me explain why I make a better Frankenstein than John Tesh…”
@OzarkHillbilly: I proud my current girlfriend is a natural H cupper…..That’s some big bags of butter…
“I also was trained in karate when I served in Vietnam. And one time in Vietnam I was eating this sandwich, I mentioned this was in Vietnam, right, and…”
“My next book is ‘A Call to Service: A Vision to Find Your Own Rich Widow'”
‘Winter, spring, summer or fall, all you have to do is call, & I’ll be there, yeah, yeah, you’ve got a Fiend’
“You want fries with that Heinz ketchup?”
“My toy yacht is this long, but my real one is 125 feet long.”
“The incision my plastic surgeon made was just like this.”
If he doesn’t stop describing my girlfriend’s boobs I’m going to smack him
The Animatronic Hall of Non-Presidents
“Bulgarian baklava is square-cut. Boring. You need to cut it on the bias, like this, like we do in the West…”
Of *course* I can touch my fingers together! Uh-oh.
This is the imaginary barrel of oil that we will give to Bulgaria to replace the one that they aren’t buying from Russia.
That new cast on SNL isn’t very good….Not a very convincing Obama impression…
“I don’t normally drink beer, but
… when I do I prefer Bulgarian Lite”
Someone forgot to reset the Kerry-bot.
Clearly, Kerry does not tell his left hand what his right hand is doing.
Bulgarian diplomat trying hard to keep a straight face.
Kerry: “Republicans saw where we were going and headed us off at the pass.”
Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots introduces their Karate line.
So to make it up to President Hollande, I will be giving him a shiatsu massage …
Hammer wasn’t available today, but consistent with our new “music is worth a thousand words” diplomacy initiatives, I told him ‘Russian oil?, can’t touch this.’
Sure. You take a left, then down the hall…..it says Men.
Kerry: ” Well, there was this one time at band camp…”
Boiko: “There is moose… now where is squirrel?”
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