OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

U.S. Secretary of State Kerry speaks to media after talks with Bulgarian Prime Minister Borisov in Sofia


(REUTERS/Stoyan Nenov) 22/26

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Paul Hooson – FRANKENSTEIN vs. BORIS BADENOV?

Second: al-Ameda – “I don’t normally drink beer, but … when I do I prefer Bulgarian Lite”

Third: MstrB – Someone forgot to reset the Kerry-bot

HONORABLE MENTION

Mu – And after you miter the corner you have to clamp the boards for at least 1 h at a 90 degree angle.

RockThisTown – “My next book is ‘A Call to Service: A Vision to Find Your Own Rich Widow'”

Moosebreath – Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots introduces their Karate line.

jd – Of *course* I can touch my fingers together! Uh-oh.

John425 – Kerry: ” Well, there was this one time at band camp…”

Guarneri – Sure. You take a left, then down the hall…..it says Men.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Kerry disqualifies himself from Rock-Paper-Scissors Solitaire by picking Paper with both hands.

Boiko: “There is moose… now where is squirrel?”

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

“So I came at him out of the sun… then things took an Immelman turn for the worst.”

Wax on…. Wax off

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! Thank you! – It seems like I’m a work in progress with slowly improving jokes at times. – Score one for the old Jewish comic here!

  2. Pinky says:

    I liked the moose and squirrel one.