OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    “You didn’t build it…I built it…The Ark..”

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m braving my life in four feet deep water and rapids to bring you this story”.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    God: “I know Noah. Noah was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Noah..”

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let me tell you about the big one…”

  5. Paul Hooson says:


  6. Paul Hooson says:

    Moby Dick and Captain Brian Williams…

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did I tell you how I swam three people to safety, and wrote a message on a coconut shell and gave it an islander to ask for help?”

    “Wasn’t that JFK during the war?”

    “Oh, yeah, I guess you’re right…”

  8. Mu says:

    Having saved a bus full of orphans from the Tsunami, the fearless reporter prepares his report on the effect of the flooding on the upcoming salmon run.

  9. John Burgess says:

    The Brian Williams Fish on its way to the barrel.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    How high’s the water Mama?

    9 feet high and rising.

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And if you look down the street behind me, you can see some bagels floating with a few hams. Ohhh the un-kosherness of it all!

  12. Guarneri says:

    Here I am having been dropped off by Seal Team 6 in a section of Baghdad. I vividly remember it was pitch black and the hail of gunfire and RPGs was deafening. It was chaos, with people running all over to avoid the snipers. My cameraman and I stopped quickly for this shot….

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Admit it, I am one sexy b!tch in thigh highs.

  14. rodney dill says:

    “That dead body you see floating by is my career.”

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Do these boots make me look fat?

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: OK, it’s over. Rodney wins.

  17. Guarneri says:

    You know, Jon, this picture inspired, I started it and am quite proud, the now signature NBC interview question “can you quack for me?”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “These boots are RPG & AK-47 bullet proof. How does my hair look?”

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What time did you say the strip clubs open? They’re open now? Hurry up with that satellite link!

  20. RockThisTown says:

    Thigh-master, lie-master. Wait . . . is that Hillary or Brian Williams?

  21. Guarneri says:

    Mr Williams obvious annoyance upon learning his crew forgot the floating blow up dolls was evident.

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You know, when they asked if I wanted a Hurricane in New Orleans, I thought I was getting a drink!

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved …. “

  24. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    Oh, why not. I’m going to Hell anyway…

    “We now go to Brian Williams, live at the premiere of Fifty Shades Of Gray…”

  25. RockThisTown says:

    “The gangs we’ve seen have had to resort to canoe-by shootings, one in front of our hotel.”

  26. al-Ameda says:

    “Mr. Williams models Ralph Lauren’s Fall and Winter stormy weather collection.”

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Williams seen undergoing his Navy SEAL training: grueling ankle-deep-in-water network reporting.

  28. rodney dill says:

    “Some misthrown Mardi Gras beads caught us in the tail rotor and we came down hard, but not worry, my hair is still OK.”

  29. John425 says:

    Brian Williams: “I wear UGG boots or I wear nothing at all.”

    Brian Williams: ” I wear hip boots just to walk around in my own bullsh*t.”

    Brian Williams: ” I was with the Pope when we took ground fire during the Katrina hurricane in Iraq.”

  30. Hal_10000 says:

    Doubts are now arising about Brian William’s story about how he walked on water at the Sea of Galilee.

  31. DrDaveT says:

    “I would like to take a moment this evening to thank the brave inhabitants of Atlantis who unstintingly gave of their time and energy in rescuing me from the catastrophic explosion that destroyed their home…”

  32. Guarneri says:

    From his body language you could tell Brian was thinking “I haven’t been this frustrated since I had to knock heads to convince Jimmy and Robert to leave the “a” out of Led Zeppelin.”

  33. Franklin says:

    Now wade just one minute here!

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Move over Liam Neeson….There’s a new action man in town!”

  35. Paul Hooson says:


  36. RockThisTown says:

    WARNING: This is NOT a Saturday Night Live skit. It is real. Reporting. Journalism. Or something.

  37. John425 says:

    Brian Williams: “Are you going to believe me or your own lying eyes?”

  38. Franklin says:

    “And this is Brian Williams, reporting from Venice …”

  39. Reporting live from the flooded streets of New Orleans, Brian “The Baron Von Munchausen” Williams.