Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 16, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“You didn’t build it…I built it…The Ark..”
“I’m braving my life in four feet deep water and rapids to bring you this story”.
God: “I know Noah. Noah was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Noah..”
“Let me tell you about the big one…”
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEAS STORIES…
Moby Dick and Captain Brian Williams…
“Did I tell you how I swam three people to safety, and wrote a message on a coconut shell and gave it an islander to ask for help?”
“Wasn’t that JFK during the war?”
“Oh, yeah, I guess you’re right…”
Having saved a bus full of orphans from the Tsunami, the fearless reporter prepares his report on the effect of the flooding on the upcoming salmon run.
The Brian Williams Fish on its way to the barrel.
How high’s the water Mama?
9 feet high and rising.
And if you look down the street behind me, you can see some bagels floating with a few hams. Ohhh the un-kosherness of it all!
Here I am having been dropped off by Seal Team 6 in a section of Baghdad. I vividly remember it was pitch black and the hail of gunfire and RPGs was deafening. It was chaos, with people running all over to avoid the snipers. My cameraman and I stopped quickly for this shot….
Admit it, I am one sexy b!tch in thigh highs.
“That dead body you see floating by is my career.”
Do these boots make me look fat?
@rodney dill: OK, it’s over. Rodney wins.
You know, Jon, this picture inspired, I started it and am quite proud, the now signature NBC interview question “can you quack for me?”
“These boots are RPG & AK-47 bullet proof. How does my hair look?”
What time did you say the strip clubs open? They’re open now? Hurry up with that satellite link!
Thigh-master, lie-master. Wait . . . is that Hillary or Brian Williams?
Mr Williams obvious annoyance upon learning his crew forgot the floating blow up dolls was evident.
You know, when they asked if I wanted a Hurricane in New Orleans, I thought I was getting a drink!
“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved …. “
Oh, why not. I’m going to Hell anyway…
“We now go to Brian Williams, live at the premiere of Fifty Shades Of Gray…”
“The gangs we’ve seen have had to resort to canoe-by shootings, one in front of our hotel.”
“Mr. Williams models Ralph Lauren’s Fall and Winter stormy weather collection.”
Williams seen undergoing his Navy SEAL training: grueling ankle-deep-in-water network reporting.
“Some misthrown Mardi Gras beads caught us in the tail rotor and we came down hard, but not worry, my hair is still OK.”
Brian Williams: “I wear UGG boots or I wear nothing at all.”
Brian Williams: ” I wear hip boots just to walk around in my own bullsh*t.”
Brian Williams: ” I was with the Pope when we took ground fire during the Katrina hurricane in Iraq.”
Doubts are now arising about Brian William’s story about how he walked on water at the Sea of Galilee.
“I would like to take a moment this evening to thank the brave inhabitants of Atlantis who unstintingly gave of their time and energy in rescuing me from the catastrophic explosion that destroyed their home…”
From his body language you could tell Brian was thinking “I haven’t been this frustrated since I had to knock heads to convince Jimmy and Robert to leave the “a” out of Led Zeppelin.”
Now wade just one minute here!
“Move over Liam Neeson….There’s a new action man in town!”
FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY…
WARNING: This is NOT a Saturday Night Live skit. It is real. Reporting. Journalism. Or something.
Brian Williams: “Are you going to believe me or your own lying eyes?”
“And this is Brian Williams, reporting from Venice …”
Reporting live from the flooded streets of New Orleans, Brian “The Baron Von Munchausen” Williams.
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