OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For some reason, Ben Ghazi just could not make Hillary smile.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hillary did not appreciate the lecture on tipping.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “This coffee really sucks. Can’t you just wrap this up so I can go find a Starbucks?”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “And do you know what Obama did then?”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Under my health care reform, you won’t have to put up with that.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hillary invokes her own “Don’t ask, don’t tell” rule

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I don’t use email anymore.”

  8. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary thought bubble: “I’m not blinking first . . . I’m not blinking first . . I’m not blinking first . .”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m sorry, I have no recollection of anyone named Barack Obama.”

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Go ahead, I dare you, say “Bernie Sanders” one more time.”

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Elizabeth who””

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “That is not one of the approved questions.”

  13. Hal_10000 says:

    525 days. I only have to pretend to be interested in what these hicks are saying for another 525 days …

  14. Hal_10000 says:

    Did …. did I leave the gas on? Crap. I think I left the gas on.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Meh . . . travelgate, filegate, cattle futures-gate, Monica-gate, Benghazi-gate, e-mail gate. . . I prefer to call them ‘what-difference-at-this-point-does-it-make-gate.”

  16. Franklin says:

    Laser eyes boring into you. Or really, just boring you.

  17. Moosebreath says:

    This is a listening tour, not a tour where I give a crap what you are saying.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “Does this dress make my eye daggers look fat?”

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar…

  20. DrDaveT says:

    I’m gonna kill the staffer who told me it was St. Patrick’s Day.

  21. John425 says:

    HRC thought bubble: “Why is this voter talking about his kids? This election conversation is just about ME!”

    HRC thought bubble: “He does not amuse us. Off with his head!”

  22. John425 says:

    HRC thought bubble: “Hmmm, Airbnb, the Lincoln Bedroom, money? Tell me more.”

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Don’t take this personally, but … I really don’t care about you or your girlfriend … wife … whatever…”

  24. rodney dill says:

    Oh, The Huma inanity.

  25. rodney dill says:

    Hillary: “Are you a God?”

  26. Tony W says:

    Hillary is shocked and somewhat concerned to learn that after 25 years of investigation, somebody finally came up with a real scandal! WXYZ news has learned that Ms. Clinton does not, in fact, drink decaf despite her earlier statements that she was caffeine adverse. For more on this developing story we turn to our reporter in the field.

  27. Franklin says:

    As I was saying, Hillary, I, uh … sorry, lost my train of thought … that shirt – could you just put the Kermit mask back on?

  28. edmondo says:

    Hillary puts down the cup after the store manager offers to introduce her to their new barista named Lewinsky.

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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    What do you say to a Clinton in a suit? “Will the defendant please rise?”….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    More face to face meetings with the public, or just fear of Emails?

  33. Mannning says:

    Well, yes, I did do something constructive as SOS, I think it was in Brunei a few years back.

  34. Pinky says:

    I couldn’t decide between Clinton and Dole in 1996, but now it’s almost like choosing both.

  35. Michael Hamm says:

    Jeff Dunham’s Peanut taught me how to stare like this and Walter taught me how to be a cranky bitch.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “This coffee tastes like mud!”

    “Well, it was of course ground this morning, you know…”