Monday, June 1, 2015
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
For some reason, Ben Ghazi just could not make Hillary smile.
Hillary did not appreciate the lecture on tipping.
“This coffee really sucks. Can’t you just wrap this up so I can go find a Starbucks?”
“And do you know what Obama did then?”
“Under my health care reform, you won’t have to put up with that.”
Hillary invokes her own “Don’t ask, don’t tell” rule
“I don’t use email anymore.”
Hillary thought bubble: “I’m not blinking first . . . I’m not blinking first . . I’m not blinking first . .”
“I’m sorry, I have no recollection of anyone named Barack Obama.”
“Go ahead, I dare you, say “Bernie Sanders” one more time.”
“That is not one of the approved questions.”
525 days. I only have to pretend to be interested in what these hicks are saying for another 525 days …
Did …. did I leave the gas on? Crap. I think I left the gas on.
“Meh . . . travelgate, filegate, cattle futures-gate, Monica-gate, Benghazi-gate, e-mail gate. . . I prefer to call them ‘what-difference-at-this-point-does-it-make-gate.”
Laser eyes boring into you. Or really, just boring you.
This is a listening tour, not a tour where I give a crap what you are saying.
“Does this dress make my eye daggers look fat?”
Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar…
I’m gonna kill the staffer who told me it was St. Patrick’s Day.
HRC thought bubble: “Why is this voter talking about his kids? This election conversation is just about ME!”
HRC thought bubble: “He does not amuse us. Off with his head!”
HRC thought bubble: “Hmmm, Airbnb, the Lincoln Bedroom, money? Tell me more.”
“Don’t take this personally, but … I really don’t care about you or your girlfriend … wife … whatever…”
Oh, The Huma inanity.
Hillary: “Are you a God?”
Hillary is shocked and somewhat concerned to learn that after 25 years of investigation, somebody finally came up with a real scandal! WXYZ news has learned that Ms. Clinton does not, in fact, drink decaf despite her earlier statements that she was caffeine adverse. For more on this developing story we turn to our reporter in the field.
As I was saying, Hillary, I, uh … sorry, lost my train of thought … that shirt – could you just put the Kermit mask back on?
Hillary puts down the cup after the store manager offers to introduce her to their new barista named Lewinsky.
GAME OF CRONES
ENTER THE DRAGONLADY
What do you say to a Clinton in a suit? “Will the defendant please rise?”….
More face to face meetings with the public, or just fear of Emails?
Well, yes, I did do something constructive as SOS, I think it was in Brunei a few years back.
I couldn’t decide between Clinton and Dole in 1996, but now it’s almost like choosing both.
Jeff Dunham’s Peanut taught me how to stare like this and Walter taught me how to be a cranky bitch.
“This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Well, it was of course ground this morning, you know…”
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