Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Manbearingwhale came out of hiding after Al Gore, father of four, once again drags out that old mantra that less children would mean less pollution. Can you say “Chi-Com”?
“…anyway, Jonah, I was saying… Jonah? Jonah? Hey, anyone seen Jonah?”
The turnout at the Intelligent Design parade was rather disappointing.
Moby Dick, believing in the global warming scares, goes scouting for some new digs.
“Hey, Bob, check out the legs on that… whoa.”
Sorry, Australia. It was far more impressive when Oregon blew up a whale. Your attempt just doesn’t cut it.
You know it’s officially summer again when Dill digs out some “manbirdwhate” pix for the OTB Caption Contest.
The Sydney Opera house introduces its performance of the entire Harry Potter series employing cetacean costumes for the entire cast. Here we have Harry Pod-der enjoying a nice game of Squidditch.
Land Shark — incognito.
Unfortunately Moby use the ‘@’ tag instead of the ‘d’ tag and tweeted his junk pic to the world!
New British pop duo: Blubber n’ Lubber.
Hey! Don’t judge their lifestyle choice.
And this is why there’s a shortage of whale proctologists.
“Does this whale suit make me look fat?”
Dang it Anderson! Wish I had thought of that one!
“Look, everybody: I’m the Fail Whale! Get it? Wait, why are you looking at me like that?”
Doctor: “That’s quite a problem you have there.”
Whale: “Damn right. Get this guy off of my ass!”
A film collaboration between the estates of Herman Melville and Roger Zelazny: “The Chronicles of Ambergris.”
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go.
Whale: “That thing hanging down beneath me? Take a guess, Rep Weiner!”
Whale: “Jonah? Is that you, buddy?”
Lady Whale: “The mechanic thinks I blew a seal, but it’s really only ice cream.”
Evidently the relationship between Moby-Dick and Capt. Ahab was a bit more involved than everyone first thought…and their son was soon to discover.
Honest Doc, it was a one in a million shot.
The budget on this year’s church reenactment of the story of Jonah was cut a little short–Jonah had to walk out of the water instead of being belched.
Some scientists take proving their theories about evolution a little too far.
You think the Whaleman is funny, you should see what comes next! Michelle Obama playing Dragonlady!
Thanks to advances in GMO biotechnology, Sushi is now self-serving throughout the Pacific Rim.
Using the backdoor “Down Under”, Al Gore now attempts to deliver his message on global warming to the Obama White House.
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