OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




(AP Photo/Rick Rycroft)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Manbearingwhale came out of hiding after Al Gore, father of four, once again drags out that old mantra that less children would mean less pollution. Can you say “Chi-Com”?

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “…anyway, Jonah, I was saying… Jonah? Jonah? Hey, anyone seen Jonah?”

    The turnout at the Intelligent Design parade was rather disappointing.

    Moby Dick, believing in the global warming scares, goes scouting for some new digs.

    “Hey, Bob, check out the legs on that… whoa.”

    Sorry, Australia. It was far more impressive when Oregon blew up a whale. Your attempt just doesn’t cut it.

    “Blowhole.”

    J.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    You know it’s officially summer again when Dill digs out some “manbirdwhate” pix for the OTB Caption Contest.

  4. rodney dill says:

    The Sydney Opera house introduces its performance of the entire Harry Potter series employing cetacean costumes for the entire cast. Here we have Harry Pod-der enjoying a nice game of Squidditch.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Land Shark — incognito.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Unfortunately Moby use the ‘@’ tag instead of the ‘d’ tag and tweeted his junk pic to the world!

  7. FormerHostage says:

    New British pop duo: Blubber n’ Lubber.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Hey! Don’t judge their lifestyle choice.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    And this is why there’s a shortage of whale proctologists.

  10. Anderson says:

    “Does this whale suit make me look fat?”

  11. FormerHostage says:

    Dang it Anderson! Wish I had thought of that one!

  12. physics geek says:

    “Look, everybody: I’m the Fail Whale! Get it? Wait, why are you looking at me like that?”

    Doctor: “That’s quite a problem you have there.”
    Whale: “Damn right. Get this guy off of my ass!”

    Finding Humpo

    A film collaboration between the estates of Herman Melville and Roger Zelazny: “The Chronicles of Ambergris.”

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
    Swim so wild and you swim so free.
    Heaven above and the sea below,
    And a little white whale on the go.

  14. John425 says:

    Whale: “That thing hanging down beneath me? Take a guess, Rep Weiner!”

    Whale: “Jonah? Is that you, buddy?”

    Lady Whale: “The mechanic thinks I blew a seal, but it’s really only ice cream.”

  15. Evidently the relationship between Moby-Dick and Capt. Ahab was a bit more involved than everyone first thought…and their son was soon to discover.

  16. MstrB says:

    Honest Doc, it was a one in a million shot.

  17. RT says:

    The budget on this year’s church reenactment of the story of Jonah was cut a little short–Jonah had to walk out of the water instead of being belched.

  18. RT says:

    Some scientists take proving their theories about evolution a little too far.

  19. mannning says:

    You think the Whaleman is funny, you should see what comes next! Michelle Obama playing Dragonlady!

  20. Thanks to advances in GMO biotechnology, Sushi is now self-serving throughout the Pacific Rim.

  21. Using the backdoor “Down Under”, Al Gore now attempts to deliver his message on global warming to the Obama White House.