OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. “John Wayne? I like movie stars who didn’t die.”

  2. Donald Sensing says:

    I knew John Wayne. John Wayne was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no John Wayne.

  3. Mu says:

    I felt bad about shooting Liberty Valance, in your case I take the medal.

  4. Todd says:

    I woulda been a great cowboy … the best .. I’m tellin you, the Indians, they woulda loved me.

  5. Not SpamSpamSpam says:

    That’s mighty bold talk for a 2 eyed fat man wearing a ferret on his head.

  6. michael reynolds says:

    The Duke and the Dick.

  7. Not SpamSpamSpam says:

    Mr illegal alien rat, i got a writ here says your to stop taking good American jobs forthwit…. now its a rat writ , writ for a rat and this is lawful service for same.

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew THE HAIR CLUB FOR MEN owned a wax museum?

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    Madame Tussauds new exhibit, THE HALL OF BAD TOUPEES…

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Channeling the Duke, Trump proclaims, “Alright Pilgrim, we’ll line the immigrants up in circle…”

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    A Donald Trump western remake….FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE..

  12. Jeron says:

    Nevermind my new bodyguard. See the wall? It’s only the beginning!

  13. jd says:

    Just hold still pilgrim and I’ll shoot that varmint off’n yore head.

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    testing testing 1 2 3 …..

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, as bad as he is, he’s at least better off than that “Help, I fell from the upper deck at Turner Field, and can’t get up guy”….

  16. Franklin says:

    You feel lucky, partner? Well, do ya?

  17. Surreal American says:

    “Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t. The *hell* I won’t!”

  18. rodney dill says:

    Trump: “I knew I shoulda gone with Spock…. Action figures sound so much more intelligent when dubbed with Leonard Nimoy’s voice.”

  19. Hal_10000 says:

    True Grit and True Git

  20. Surreal American says:

    The Shootist and The Lootist.

  21. Surreal American says:

    Rio Bravo and Sierra Bravo.

  22. CrustyDem says:

    Rooster Cogburn and the cocked-up rooster

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    That’s mighty bold talk for a squinty eyed fat man with a ferret on his head.

  24. rodney dill says:

    @michael reynolds: C’mon now… one more time… with feeling…. and assonance….

    The Duke and The Puke

  25. rodney dill says:

    Trump(thinking): “Screw dat….. I coulda had Manhattan for $12.00.”

  26. David in KC says:

    I said talk low, talk slow and don’t talk too much. So get the hell oughta my sight.

  27. Moosebreath says:

    Who do you prefer — the artificial human deep into the uncanny valley or the painting? The painting seems more lifelike.

  28. DrDaveT says:

    @Hal_10000:

    True Grit and True Git

    Game over. Well played, sir.

  29. al-Ameda says:

    Trump: “pfft …His birth name was Marion.”

  30. rodney dill says:

    Trump: “Why do you call me Kemosabe?… What does that mean?”
    Duke: “Wrong Candidate.”

  31. “Now you hold on there pilgrim. You’re giving us gringos a bad name.”

  32. DrDaveT says:

    Ten gallon hat, 50 lb sack.

  33. rodney dill says:

    @DrDaveT: I was thinking
    10 gallon hat meets 10 gallon mouth

  34. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”

  35. Donald Trump unveils his plan to beef up security on the US/Mexican border.

  36. “And once my John Wayne clone army has restored order to our border with Mexico, I promise to surrender my emergency powers.”

  37. RockThisTown says:

    “Take off that hair & drink your milk.”

  38. RockThisTown says:

    What we have here is a failure to collaborate.

  39. RockThisTown says:

    He Wore a Yellow Ribbon . . . and Hair.