Monday, August 31, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“John Wayne? I like movie stars who didn’t die.”
I knew John Wayne. John Wayne was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no John Wayne.
I felt bad about shooting Liberty Valance, in your case I take the medal.
I woulda been a great cowboy … the best .. I’m tellin you, the Indians, they woulda loved me.
That’s mighty bold talk for a 2 eyed fat man wearing a ferret on his head.
The Duke and the Dick.
Mr illegal alien rat, i got a writ here says your to stop taking good American jobs forthwit…. now its a rat writ , writ for a rat and this is lawful service for same.
Who knew THE HAIR CLUB FOR MEN owned a wax museum?
Madame Tussauds new exhibit, THE HALL OF BAD TOUPEES…
Channeling the Duke, Trump proclaims, “Alright Pilgrim, we’ll line the immigrants up in circle…”
A Donald Trump western remake….FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE..
Nevermind my new bodyguard. See the wall? It’s only the beginning!
Just hold still pilgrim and I’ll shoot that varmint off’n yore head.
testing testing 1 2 3 …..
Well, as bad as he is, he’s at least better off than that “Help, I fell from the upper deck at Turner Field, and can’t get up guy”….
You feel lucky, partner? Well, do ya?
“Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t. The *hell* I won’t!”
Trump: “I knew I shoulda gone with Spock…. Action figures sound so much more intelligent when dubbed with Leonard Nimoy’s voice.”
True Grit and True Git
The Shootist and The Lootist.
Rio Bravo and Sierra Bravo.
Rooster Cogburn and the cocked-up rooster
That’s mighty bold talk for a squinty eyed fat man with a ferret on his head.
@michael reynolds: C’mon now… one more time… with feeling…. and assonance….
The Duke and The Puke
Trump(thinking): “Screw dat….. I coulda had Manhattan for $12.00.”
I said talk low, talk slow and don’t talk too much. So get the hell oughta my sight.
Who do you prefer — the artificial human deep into the uncanny valley or the painting? The painting seems more lifelike.
True Grit and True Git
Game over. Well played, sir.
Trump: “pfft …His birth name was Marion.”
Trump: “Why do you call me Kemosabe?… What does that mean?”
Duke: “Wrong Candidate.”
“Now you hold on there pilgrim. You’re giving us gringos a bad name.”
Ten gallon hat, 50 lb sack.
@DrDaveT: I was thinking
10 gallon hat meets 10 gallon mouth
“He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
Donald Trump unveils his plan to beef up security on the US/Mexican border.
“And once my John Wayne clone army has restored order to our border with Mexico, I promise to surrender my emergency powers.”
“Take off that hair & drink your milk.”
What we have here is a failure to collaborate.
He Wore a Yellow Ribbon . . . and Hair.
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