Monday, October 26, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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May not the force be with you.
It was only 11 items!! Aren’t you over reacting?
“You have the right to remain hairy. Anything you shave may be used against you in a court of law.”
This is what happens when you don’t let the Wookie win.
It wasn’t me, Han shot first.
Chewie was most unhappy finding the Millennium Falcon impounded for taking up more than one parking space.
That’s not the Wookie you are looking for.
“Aren’t you guys a little short for Stormtroopers?”
“Get your sweet-smelling paws off me, you damn clean cops!”
A tale as old as time.
When the thing on Donald Trump’s head finally metastasized, the SWAT teams were ready.
Official LAPD footage of the Rodney King arrest.
Previously unreleased pictures of Hillary arriving at the hearing, before her makeup session and lithium.
Another straggler Occupy Wall Streeter removed from the park.
Fans did not find the trailer for Star Wars VIII very promising.
“Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with Benghazi? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a Congressman attacking a Presidential Candidate, and I’m dressed up as Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re voting, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed country, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must vote against Clinton! The prosecution rests.” – Transcript of closing statement from Trey Gowdy (pictured as he was dragged off by Capital Hill police) during the Benghazi hearings
Trump’s comb-over in the year 2028
Holding the line on illegal immigrants.
You’d be angry, too, if your only choice was single-ply toilet paper.
The Establishment trying to restrain Trump who was enraged for having the rug pulled from under his feet.
Another incidence of “WWW”… Walking While Wookie, in a galaxy not far far away.
He Wookies hard for his money … so hard for his money. He Wookies hard for his money, so you better treat him right ..
Do I have to open a can of Wook-Ass?
Occupy Star Wars?
Wookioe Lives Matter too
His parents warned him that if he spent too much time in the bathroom that hair would grow on his palms, but he ignored them. Now look at the result!
A Wookie visits Earth and is promptly taken in by animal control agents for no collar, leash or license…
“Hans up! Don’t shoot.”
Chewy’s apparent aggressive behavior was later determined to be just horking up a hair ball.
They tooky the wooky to the pokey.
Boy, these Comic-Con rent-a-cops are getting rougher and rougher every year.
Now now, Chewie, texting and driving is illegal for wookies too!
Chewbacca’s younger brother, Gnawbacca, has been a fugitive of the law until today. He was arrested after failing to convince police that he was actually an ewok.
Mayhem on the set of Star Wars Episode 7 today. Police were called in after getting a 911 call from Carrie Fisher claiming that Chewbacca exposed himself to her. As he was led away, Chewie was heard explaining that wookies only wear an ammo belt and a smile and shouldn’t be discriminated against for his over-sized wookie peedo!
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