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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(Official White House Photo by Lawrence Jackson)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Really, you dress them up in these outfits, and you give me “The nutritional pyramid” to read to them?

  2. jd says:

    Email? The Cat in the Hat knows a LOT about that!

  3. Franklin says:

    The school nurse was in a rage that her precautions for head lice were being totally ignored.

  4. Franklin says:

    Reading and Whitey at the Write House, sorry I mean Reading and Writing at the White House.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    The First Lady shows her compassion for the French people by . . . oh wait, never mind.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    Cats in white face at the White House? And no black balloons? Raaaa-cist!

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “I can hold up the cup & the milk & the cake!
    I can hold up these books! And the fish on a rake!”

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “let’s see …. okay, here goes ….
    I don’t like you Senator Cruz
    I don’t like you at all
    I don’t like you Senator Cruz
    in Winter Spring Summer or Fall
    I don’t like you at Princeton
    not even at Harvard Law
    I don’t like you in Congress
    No, I don’t like you at all.”

  9. Moosebreath says:

    If I Ran the Circus…

  10. OldSouth says:

    Make-Believe Cat Lives Matter!!

  11. DrDaveT says:

    Michelle Obama explains the recent Democratic Primary to school children at the White House.

  12. John430 says:

    Michelle Obama reads from her new book: “White Face Cat with a Hat, White-Faced Mummers and other Caucasian Jokesters.”

  13. Hal_10000 says:

    As Barack Obama’s term winds down, the cabinet meetings get stranger and stranger.

  14. Guarneri says:

    The First Lady’s heavy handed views on choreography for Led Zeppelins reunion tour went over no better than her school lunch menus.

  15. Jeron says:

    Once upon a time, Earth was blue, brown and green. Now it’s all blue.

  16. CSK says:

    These endless revivals of Cats–no matter how they may be updated for a young audience–are getting really, really tedious.

  17. Mark Ryan says:

    The Cat in the Hat revealed his new Thing 3 today!!!

  18. Meanwhile, back in the White House Situation Room, President Obama consults with his top foreign policy advisers — Thing 1 and Thing 2 — for possible solutions to the ISIS crisis.

  19. President Obama drops a hint as to what he plans to do after his presidency.

  20. Somehow the message to ‘ spay and neuter your pets’ was lost among the children. Perhaps because it was delivered to them by a cat in a hat..