Outside the Beltway

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1. Mu says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 08:46

   Really, you dress them up in these outfits, and you give me “The nutritional pyramid” to read to them?
2. jd says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 09:14

   Email? The Cat in the Hat knows a LOT about that!
3. Franklin says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 09:47

   The school nurse was in a rage that her precautions for head lice were being totally ignored.
4. Franklin says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 09:50

   Reading and Whitey at the Write House, sorry I mean Reading and Writing at the White House.
5. RockThisTown says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 09:53

   The First Lady shows her compassion for the French people by . . . oh wait, never mind.
6. RockThisTown says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 09:54

   Cats in white face at the White House? And no black balloons? Raaaa-cist!
7. RockThisTown says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 10:23

   “I can hold up the cup & the milk & the cake!
   I can hold up these books! And the fish on a rake!”
8. al-Ameda says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 10:30

   “let’s see …. okay, here goes ….
   I don’t like you Senator Cruz
   I don’t like you at all
   I don’t like you Senator Cruz
   in Winter Spring Summer or Fall
   I don’t like you at Princeton
   not even at Harvard Law
   I don’t like you in Congress
   No, I don’t like you at all.”
9. Moosebreath says:
   Monday, 16 November 2015 at 10:57

   If I Ran the Circus…
10. OldSouth says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 11:17

    Make-Believe Cat Lives Matter!!
11. DrDaveT says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 12:28

    Michelle Obama explains the recent Democratic Primary to school children at the White House.
12. John430 says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 13:47

    Michelle Obama reads from her new book: “White Face Cat with a Hat, White-Faced Mummers and other Caucasian Jokesters.”
13. Hal_10000 says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 14:39

    As Barack Obama’s term winds down, the cabinet meetings get stranger and stranger.
14. Guarneri says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 15:47

    The First Lady’s heavy handed views on choreography for Led Zeppelins reunion tour went over no better than her school lunch menus.
15. Jeron says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 16:39

    Once upon a time, Earth was blue, brown and green. Now it’s all blue.
16. CSK says:
    Monday, 16 November 2015 at 19:17

    These endless revivals of Cats–no matter how they may be updated for a young audience–are getting really, really tedious.
17. Mark Ryan says:
    Wednesday, 18 November 2015 at 00:37

    The Cat in the Hat revealed his new Thing 3 today!!!
18. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 18 November 2015 at 13:57

    Meanwhile, back in the White House Situation Room, President Obama consults with his top foreign policy advisers — Thing 1 and Thing 2 — for possible solutions to the ISIS crisis.
19. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 18 November 2015 at 13:59

    President Obama drops a hint as to what he plans to do after his presidency.
20. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 18 November 2015 at 14:31

    Somehow the message to ‘ spay and neuter your pets’ was lost among the children. Perhaps because it was delivered to them by a cat in a hat..