Monday, February 8, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Pity about poor Bernie though – tick tock, tick tock”
“How’re you, Hillary?”
“I know exactly what I’m doing, how ’bout you Bernie?”
“Me? I know exactly what I’m doing. How’s Bill?”
“Good, and like me, he knows exactly what he’s doing..”
Mikimoto, Bernie. Mikimoto. Looks like you do Joe Bank. I could put in a word for you at Goldman if you’d like.
“Your fly is open” “There’s a sealed indictment”
Smokin’ pot meets Ma Kettle.
“It’s a deal, you’re my VP or I’m yours.”
If looks could kill…..
“Bernie, how did you get your hair to lie flat like that?”
“It normally looks like this at the start of the day, it only flies all over the place after a few revolutions.”
“That was a pretty good speech, Bernie. Not $200,000 good, but pretty good.”
B: “We’ll always have Benghazi, right Hill?”
H: “Eat s*** and die, Bern.”
B: “Have you visited TrumpDonald.org yet?”
H: “Visited? I funded it with money from Wall Street!”
Clinton shakes hands with Sanders, while her left hand quietly fingers a stiletto.
For tonight’s debate, we’re secretly replacing Bernie Sanders with Larry David. Let’s see if anyone notices.
It wasn’t until after the debate that Bernie realized he couldn’t find his wallet, or his watch and three fingers from his right hand were missing.
Col. Sanders loves me some hen!
“Hillary, I think we’re both a little too old to play that ‘pull my finger’ shtick. And you’re doing it wrong anyway.”
Bernie was afraid to let go of Hillary’s hand after Bill told him what a ball buster she was.
Wall Street meets the bolshevik…
Hillary: “I never took money from Wall Street in my life!”…
Hey, we’ve got everything running this year….An old Jew, a Hispanic, A Canadian-Hispanic, a Black, a lady(or, so she thinks)….The only thing missing? A guy with a mustache and a cowboy hat…
Hillary: “So Bernie, how did you ever become a Democratic Socialist?”.
Sanders: “The Communists went out of business…”.
Don’t be dumb now, be a smartie, c’mon join Bernie’s Communist Party!
The only thing missing? A guy with a mustache and a cowboy hat…
That’s OK, we got Ted Cruz.
“Amazing, Hillary — feels just like human flesh!”
Sandy and Danny. Grease musical for the ages!
Hillary: “Ha, Ha, Ha. And f**k you too, Bernie.”
Hillary: “Hey Bernie; how about I grease your palm too?”
Bernie: ” So, Hill. Gettin’ any?”
B: Sorry about bringing up the email thing. But you know the saying, “It’s only business.”
H: it’s OK, Bern, I’ll have the IRS. You know the saying, “payback’s a bitch.”
B: Did you hear that Trump called Cruz a ‘pączki’?
H: Um, check your hearing aid; I’m pretty sure he said ‘pu$$y’!
B: Ah, well, I’ve got nothing against pu$$ies … or pączkis!
@Franklin: I’ve only had one ‘pączki’ today.
@rodney dill: I had two and wish I hadn’t … The leftovers will be stale by the end of the week, much like my caption.
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