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Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt,  and Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton shake hands during a Democratic presidential primary debate hosted by MSNBC at the University of New Hampshire Thursday, Feb. 4, 2016, in Durham, N.H. (AP Photo/David Goldman)

(AP Photo/David Goldman)

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Rodney Dill
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Comments

  1. HarvardLaw92 says:

    “Pity about poor Bernie though – tick tock, tick tock”

  2. CrustyDem says:

    “How’re you, Hillary?”
    “I know exactly what I’m doing, how ’bout you Bernie?”
    “Me? I know exactly what I’m doing. How’s Bill?”
    “Good, and like me, he knows exactly what he’s doing..”

  3. Guarneri says:

    Mikimoto, Bernie. Mikimoto. Looks like you do Joe Bank. I could put in a word for you at Goldman if you’d like.

  4. Mu says:

    “Your fly is open” “There’s a sealed indictment”

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Smokin’ pot meets Ma Kettle.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “It’s a deal, you’re my VP or I’m yours.”

  7. Tony W says:

    If looks could kill…..

  8. Moosebreath says:

    “Bernie, how did you get your hair to lie flat like that?”

    “It normally looks like this at the start of the day, it only flies all over the place after a few revolutions.”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “That was a pretty good speech, Bernie. Not $200,000 good, but pretty good.”

  10. al-Ameda says:

    B: “We’ll always have Benghazi, right Hill?”
    H: “Eat s*** and die, Bern.”

  11. Franklin says:

    B: “Have you visited TrumpDonald.org yet?”
    H: “Visited? I funded it with money from Wall Street!”

  12. Hal_10000 says:

    Clinton shakes hands with Sanders, while her left hand quietly fingers a stiletto.

  13. Hal_10000 says:

    For tonight’s debate, we’re secretly replacing Bernie Sanders with Larry David. Let’s see if anyone notices.

  14. edmondo says:

    It wasn’t until after the debate that Bernie realized he couldn’t find his wallet, or his watch and three fingers from his right hand were missing.

  15. Franklin says:

    Col. Sanders loves me some hen!

  16. CSK says:

    “Hillary, I think we’re both a little too old to play that ‘pull my finger’ shtick. And you’re doing it wrong anyway.”

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Bernie was afraid to let go of Hillary’s hand after Bill told him what a ball buster she was.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Wall Street meets the bolshevik…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Hillary: “I never took money from Wall Street in my life!”…

    Sanders: “Bolshevik!”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey, we’ve got everything running this year….An old Jew, a Hispanic, A Canadian-Hispanic, a Black, a lady(or, so she thinks)….The only thing missing? A guy with a mustache and a cowboy hat…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey, we’ve got everything running this year….An old Jew, a Hispanic, A Canadian-Hispanic, a Black, a lady(or, so she thinks)….The only thing missing? A guy with a mustache and a cowboy hat…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Hillary: “So Bernie, how did you ever become a Democratic Socialist?”.

    Sanders: “The Communists went out of business…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Don’t be dumb now, be a smartie, c’mon join Bernie’s Communist Party!

  24. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    The only thing missing? A guy with a mustache and a cowboy hat…

    That’s OK, we got Ted Cruz.

  25. DrDaveT says:

    “Amazing, Hillary — feels just like human flesh!”

  26. Jeron says:

    Sandy and Danny. Grease musical for the ages!

  27. john430 says:

    Hillary: “Ha, Ha, Ha. And f**k you too, Bernie.”

    Hillary: “Hey Bernie; how about I grease your palm too?”

    Bernie: ” So, Hill. Gettin’ any?”

  28. Guarneri says:

    B: Sorry about bringing up the email thing. But you know the saying, “It’s only business.”

    H: it’s OK, Bern, I’ll have the IRS. You know the saying, “payback’s a bitch.”

  29. Franklin says:

    B: Did you hear that Trump called Cruz a ‘pączki’?
    H: Um, check your hearing aid; I’m pretty sure he said ‘pu$$y’!
    B: Ah, well, I’ve got nothing against pu$$ies … or pączkis!

  30. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: I’ve only had one ‘pączki’ today.

  31. Franklin says:

    @rodney dill: I had two and wish I hadn’t … The leftovers will be stale by the end of the week, much like my caption.