Monday, April 18, 2016
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Rad Tin Man from 2016 Wizard of Oddz
“Global warming my shiny metal ass!”
C3PO was not happy how the repair job after his latest mishap turned out.
Campaigning incognito for Hillary, Bill forgets that smoking a cigar is not a good optic.
Kasich’s final attempt to stay relevant was received well. By 12-year-olds.
Opening diplomatic relations with Cuba has already paid off, at least for snowboarding robots who happen to smoke cigars.
Introducing the not-very-efficient but very stylish Roomba snow grooming machine.
His campaign suspended, Marco Rubio decides to hit the slopes.
Jeb Bush supporters hold a parade?
Bender on a bender?
Martin O’Malley likes to go out in public in disguise in case he’s mobbed by fans…must be working, because he’s never been mobbed by fans yet!
The appearance of fully functional robots in society has ignited a fierce debate among Republicans as to which bathrooms they will be allowed to use.
That’s Corey Lewandowski celebrating Trump’s win way too soon, wondering about his Chief of Staff dig to be.
“Am I not in Kansas anymore?”
The most interesting man in the world, 3016.
Being politically incorrect, I must ask:” Which gender specific bathroom does it use?”
Kim Jong Un unveils new, cold-weather fighting gear.
Joe Biden revealed as new, “stealth” candidate.
Introducing Bernie’s totally rad plan to break up the banks!
Legal scholars warned that we would be headed down a slippery slope, but no heeded their dire warnings…
Gog goes agog?
The Really Special Olympics?
Who knew that skiing in a really retarded costume was a Special Olympics event?
“So now we’ve seen the silver painted cardboard boxes robot skiing. Next up is the not very scary ghost costume made from a lovely floral pattern sheet, and then the bath tissue mummy, and finally the mom’s lipstick Frankenstein…”.
“Ok, now that Kim Jong-Un has gone too far!”.
“I hate to say it, but that Roger Corman version of THE TERMINATOR where robots supposedly conquer the Earth is much less than than overwhelming…”.
Hey, this joke is so fresh out of the oven that you better put on an oven mitt…..The robot formerly known as Prince…
In the Roger Corman version of THE WIZARD OF OZ, he saves a little money by using less characters…
In the Roger Corman version of STAR WARS, CP30 is played by WD40…
People read my jokes and ask me, “Why can’t you be more like Prince?Why can’t you be more like Prince?”. And I respond, “Yes, but Prince is dead…”.
It only gets worst….His ski instructor was Sonny Bono…
Famous people who died skiing: Sonny Bono, Natasha Richardson, this guy…
“No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”
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