OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tom says:

    Rad Tin Man from 2016 Wizard of Oddz

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    “Global warming my shiny metal ass!”

  3. Mu says:

    C3PO was not happy how the repair job after his latest mishap turned out.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Campaigning incognito for Hillary, Bill forgets that smoking a cigar is not a good optic.

  5. Franklin says:

    Kasich’s final attempt to stay relevant was received well. By 12-year-olds.

  6. Franklin says:

    Opening diplomatic relations with Cuba has already paid off, at least for snowboarding robots who happen to smoke cigars.

  7. Franklin says:

    Introducing the not-very-efficient but very stylish Roomba snow grooming machine.

  8. Jc says:

    His campaign suspended, Marco Rubio decides to hit the slopes.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    Jeb Bush supporters hold a parade?

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Bender on a bender?

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    Martin O’Malley likes to go out in public in disguise in case he’s mobbed by fans…must be working, because he’s never been mobbed by fans yet!

  12. Hal_10000 says:

    The appearance of fully functional robots in society has ignited a fierce debate among Republicans as to which bathrooms they will be allowed to use.

  13. Jeron says:

    That’s Corey Lewandowski celebrating Trump’s win way too soon, wondering about his Chief of Staff dig to be.

  14. al-Ameda says:

    “Am I not in Kansas anymore?”

  15. Guarneri says:

    The most interesting man in the world, 3016.

  16. john430 says:

    Being politically incorrect, I must ask:” Which gender specific bathroom does it use?”

    Kim Jong Un unveils new, cold-weather fighting gear.

    Joe Biden revealed as new, “stealth” candidate.

  17. Franklin says:

    Introducing Bernie’s totally rad plan to break up the banks!

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Legal scholars warned that we would be headed down a slippery slope, but no heeded their dire warnings…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Gog goes agog?

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    The Really Special Olympics?

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew that skiing in a really retarded costume was a Special Olympics event?

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “So now we’ve seen the silver painted cardboard boxes robot skiing. Next up is the not very scary ghost costume made from a lovely floral pattern sheet, and then the bath tissue mummy, and finally the mom’s lipstick Frankenstein…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, now that Kim Jong-Un has gone too far!”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but that Roger Corman version of THE TERMINATOR where robots supposedly conquer the Earth is much less than than overwhelming…”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey, this joke is so fresh out of the oven that you better put on an oven mitt…..The robot formerly known as Prince…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    In the Roger Corman version of THE WIZARD OF OZ, he saves a little money by using less characters…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    In the Roger Corman version of STAR WARS, CP30 is played by WD40…

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    People read my jokes and ask me, “Why can’t you be more like Prince?Why can’t you be more like Prince?”. And I respond, “Yes, but Prince is dead…”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    It only gets worst….His ski instructor was Sonny Bono…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Famous people who died skiing: Sonny Bono, Natasha Richardson, this guy…

  31. CSK says:

    “No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”