Monday, September 26, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“A cowboy and his ugly wife bless their new kitchen appliance.”
“And if you put this one in your entry way, Michael Reynolds will never come for dinner again”
“yeah, well, it’s still not a Colt.”
Klinger: Dr. Freedman, how did we get into a combat unit?
In a world of blessed weaponry, Raoul was not about to be outdone by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch …
Bless you daddy, this is just the thing I`ve been praying for.
The NRA’s international wing is starting to gain support as countries around the world strive to be more ‘Murican.
The NRA takes its gun-worshipping tendencies to the logical extreme.
I now pronounce you Smith & Wesson. You may kiss the breech.
O Great one, we ask that you bless this weapon,
And although the finish isn’t camo,
We ask that You watch over us,
And make sure we have plenty of ammo.
Looks like they finally found a moderator for the debates.
Guns, Church and Trump don’t mix well as they have different density levels. Yet that orange hairdresser is very suspicious.
Pray and spray, of course.
Private Kumar: Be not Thou far from me, O Ganesha. Blessed be his elephant-headed majesty my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.
It’s a poor gun that won’t point in all directions, so… What do you mean I can’t use THAT bathroom?
Well, suddenly North Korea’s WWI era biplanes suddenly look high tech compared to this army….
Join Jakarta’s Army…The Few, The Proud, The Few, The Few…
Indian at prayer: “Thank you O Shiva. Thou hast heard my prayers. A .50 caliber Gandhi Peacemaker for my very own.”
Kid in background: “You almost done, dad? I want to ride my bike around in the garage here.”
“Pritap, *again*, not FOUR ARMED!!!”
/nor 40-armed, by the looks of it
//with apologies to Moosebreath
from the annual NRA performance of “Streetcar Named Desire”
Praise the paper deity and pass the ammo…
“Well, at least an improvement over the slam zip gun we used made from two pieces of pipe…”,
“Last night I wanted a snack before bed. So, I cut a piece of cheese…and, oh wow, the cow was a little sick that day. Anyway, nice machine gun, firm handgrip…”.
“with apologies to Moosebreath”
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