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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. @debitking says:

    “A cowboy and his ugly wife bless their new kitchen appliance.”

  2. Mu says:

    “And if you put this one in your entry way, Michael Reynolds will never come for dinner again”

  3. Jim T says:

    “yeah, well, it’s still not a Colt.”

  4. Moosebreath says:

    Klinger: Dr. Freedman, how did we get into a combat unit?

  5. Franklin says:

    In a world of blessed weaponry, Raoul was not about to be outdone by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch …

  6. barbintheboonies says:

    Bless you daddy, this is just the thing I`ve been praying for.

  7. Tony W says:

    The NRA’s international wing is starting to gain support as countries around the world strive to be more ‘Murican.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    The NRA takes its gun-worshipping tendencies to the logical extreme.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    I now pronounce you Smith & Wesson. You may kiss the breech.

  10. RockThisTown says:

    O Great one, we ask that you bless this weapon,
    And although the finish isn’t camo,
    We ask that You watch over us,
    And make sure we have plenty of ammo.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Looks like they finally found a moderator for the debates.

  12. Aelio says:

    Guns, Church and Trump don’t mix well as they have different density levels. Yet that orange hairdresser is very suspicious.

  13. Donald M Sensing says:

    Pray and spray, of course.

  14. Jon Waltz says:

    Private Kumar: Be not Thou far from me, O Ganesha. Blessed be his elephant-headed majesty my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.

  15. Shirt says:

    It’s a poor gun that won’t point in all directions, so… What do you mean I can’t use THAT bathroom?

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, suddenly North Korea’s WWI era biplanes suddenly look high tech compared to this army….

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Join Jakarta’s Army…The Few, The Proud, The Few, The Few…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Join Jakarta’s Army…The Few, The Proud, The Few, The Few…

  19. john430 says:

    Indian at prayer: “Thank you O Shiva. Thou hast heard my prayers. A .50 caliber Gandhi Peacemaker for my very own.”

  20. Franklin says:

    Kid in background: “You almost done, dad? I want to ride my bike around in the garage here.”

  21. Franklin says:

    “Pritap, *again*, not FOUR ARMED!!!”

    /nor 40-armed, by the looks of it
    //with apologies to Moosebreath

  22. al-Alameda says:

    from the annual NRA performance of “Streetcar Named Desire”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Praise the paper deity and pass the ammo…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, at least an improvement over the slam zip gun we used made from two pieces of pipe…”,

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Last night I wanted a snack before bed. So, I cut a piece of cheese…and, oh wow, the cow was a little sick that day. Anyway, nice machine gun, firm handgrip…”.

  26. Moosebreath says:

    @Franklin:

    “with apologies to Moosebreath”

    Heh.