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Rodney Dill
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  1. The priests felt obligated to laugh at the Pope’s “Here, take my skull cap” gag even though they’ve seen it a thousand times before.

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Poor Pope – the propeller came off of his beanie cap, so he trades it for another.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “Okay, now watch carefully. See if you can tell me which cap the pea is under.”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    The long lost Marx brother . . . Zucchetto.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    “Whatta ya think this’ll bring on Ebay?”

  6. Tillman says:

    “No please, take one, I’m wearing enough for everybody.”

  7. rodney dill says:

    The ability to pull a seemingly endless number of zuchetto’s off his head and hand them to others was later deemed not to be a true miracle.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    Pope Francis initiates the first round of frisbee golf in the Vatican.

  9. Tony W says:

    Pope Francis entertains a crowd of priests with his story of how he loaned his skullcap to a young boy in exchange for…….

  10. Hal_10000 says:

    The Pope and his backups prepare to lay down the hardest rap ever.

  11. Jon Waltz says:

    There’s a non-trivial chance that someone in this photo is a pedophile.

  12. Franklin says:

    OK, no pictures, now watch me imitate Dolly Parton …

  13. CSK says:

    “Here ya go, guys. You can wear ’em at your next bar mitzvah.”

  14. DrDaveT says:

    “Pull the other one — it’s got bells”

  15. DrDaveT says:

    “I call this one Pope on a Rope”.

    (…with apologies to Father Guido Sarducci.)

  16. DrDaveT says:

    “This one’s for poping, and this one’s for gelato.”

  17. barbintheboonies says:

    I know it fell in the toilet, but I blessed it and kissed it up to God, so put in on.

  18. Guarneri says:

    Go ahead, give it a try. It’s a lot cheaper than the Hair Club for Men.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    In the Catholic Church, only one guy gets to wear the small hat. In my Jewish faith, we all wear the small hats…

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    A nun and the pope are walking along the beach. Suddenly, a large wave hits the beach and washes the pope out to sea. The nun cries out to God, “Oh, Lord, Lord please return your servant I will never ask you for another thing!!”. God’s heart is broken and hears her plea, where another strong wave washes the pope safely back to the shore. The nun looks at the pope, and then looks to Heaven, “Yeah, but he had a hat?”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, it’s a yarmulke to me, thank you…”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    The only guy in the world who wears a yarmulke, but doesn’t hum songs from “Fiddler On The Roof”…

  23. DrDaveT says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    …but doesn’t hum songs from “Fiddler On The Roof”

    Ah, but there you’re wrong — the Catholic Church is very fond of “Tradition!”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “By the way, I’m also the Hair Club President…”.

  25. Jc says:

    Little did the young priest know, but he was about to be the next victim of the infamous Pope-a-Dope

  26. Jc says:

    “Yes, one body of christ…supersize please.”

  27. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Rosh Katan

  28. Moosebreath says:

    If I have another hidden below this one, that’s a hat trick.

  29. Aelio says:

    The Bernie Sanders of the Popes.

  30. john430 says:

    Pope: “Bennie Netanyahu taught me this one. Watch this…”

    Pope: “Next I’ll do the “Don’t cry for me Argentina” song.”

  31. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    No no no, I insist, you take it… it clashes with my other beanie

  32. Mu says:

    “You put superglue in this one, didn’t you”

  33. al-Alameda says:

    “Fools, it’s a yarmulke!”

  34. rodney dill says:

    “I forgot to bring something, quick go buy me 40 cantelope.”
    “….but your Holiness, how will I know what size they should be?”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Francis the talking pope?

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Behind every great priest is a great altar boy…

  37. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …or vice versa…

  38. rodney dill says:

    Francis: “Hey, At Vatican City do you know how we separate the men from the boys…. with a crowbar… get it… a crowbar…. I’m here all night, try the veal.”

  39. john430 says:

    Pope: “Then Bill Clinton gives Monica a hat to catch his…well you know.”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s the difference between the Catholic Pope and Jewish Paul Hooson?

    The Pope wears the little hat on his big head, while Paul Hooson wears the little hat on his big head and another little hat on his other head….