Monday, October 3, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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The priests felt obligated to laugh at the Pope’s “Here, take my skull cap” gag even though they’ve seen it a thousand times before.
Poor Pope – the propeller came off of his beanie cap, so he trades it for another.
“Okay, now watch carefully. See if you can tell me which cap the pea is under.”
The long lost Marx brother . . . Zucchetto.
“Whatta ya think this’ll bring on Ebay?”
“No please, take one, I’m wearing enough for everybody.”
The ability to pull a seemingly endless number of zuchetto’s off his head and hand them to others was later deemed not to be a true miracle.
Pope Francis initiates the first round of frisbee golf in the Vatican.
Pope Francis entertains a crowd of priests with his story of how he loaned his skullcap to a young boy in exchange for…….
The Pope and his backups prepare to lay down the hardest rap ever.
There’s a non-trivial chance that someone in this photo is a pedophile.
OK, no pictures, now watch me imitate Dolly Parton …
“Here ya go, guys. You can wear ’em at your next bar mitzvah.”
“Pull the other one — it’s got bells”
“I call this one Pope on a Rope”.
(…with apologies to Father Guido Sarducci.)
“This one’s for poping, and this one’s for gelato.”
I know it fell in the toilet, but I blessed it and kissed it up to God, so put in on.
Go ahead, give it a try. It’s a lot cheaper than the Hair Club for Men.
In the Catholic Church, only one guy gets to wear the small hat. In my Jewish faith, we all wear the small hats…
A nun and the pope are walking along the beach. Suddenly, a large wave hits the beach and washes the pope out to sea. The nun cries out to God, “Oh, Lord, Lord please return your servant I will never ask you for another thing!!”. God’s heart is broken and hears her plea, where another strong wave washes the pope safely back to the shore. The nun looks at the pope, and then looks to Heaven, “Yeah, but he had a hat?”.
“Well, it’s a yarmulke to me, thank you…”.
The only guy in the world who wears a yarmulke, but doesn’t hum songs from “Fiddler On The Roof”…
…but doesn’t hum songs from “Fiddler On The Roof”
Ah, but there you’re wrong — the Catholic Church is very fond of “Tradition!”.
“By the way, I’m also the Hair Club President…”.
Little did the young priest know, but he was about to be the next victim of the infamous Pope-a-Dope
“Yes, one body of christ…supersize please.”
@Paul Hooson: Rosh Katan
If I have another hidden below this one, that’s a hat trick.
The Bernie Sanders of the Popes.
Pope: “Bennie Netanyahu taught me this one. Watch this…”
Pope: “Next I’ll do the “Don’t cry for me Argentina” song.”
No no no, I insist, you take it… it clashes with my other beanie
“You put superglue in this one, didn’t you”
“Fools, it’s a yarmulke!”
“I forgot to bring something, quick go buy me 40 cantelope.”
“….but your Holiness, how will I know what size they should be?”
Francis the talking pope?
Behind every great priest is a great altar boy…
@Paul Hooson: …or vice versa…
Francis: “Hey, At Vatican City do you know how we separate the men from the boys…. with a crowbar… get it… a crowbar…. I’m here all night, try the veal.”
Pope: “Then Bill Clinton gives Monica a hat to catch his…well you know.”
What’s the difference between the Catholic Pope and Jewish Paul Hooson?
The Pope wears the little hat on his big head, while Paul Hooson wears the little hat on his big head and another little hat on his other head….
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