Monday, December 26, 2016
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
It’s too bad the Stevens family decided to tone down their outdoor Christmas display this year.
President-elect Trump ordered his Secret Service detail to dress appropriately for the season.
Israeli Embassy in D.C. (note Stars of David) celebrates Hanukkah, Christmas and Obama’s leaving office.
North Korea HQ celebrates Dec. 25th as birth of savior Kim Jong Un
Home Alone 3: The Nutcracker
Trump takes offense at Obama referring to him as ‘President-elect Nut, the cracker.’
The Koch brothers throwing a hell of a Xmas party, invited the coal industry bosses over. Everyone was there, Australia, Canada, and so on.
Georgetown students immediately protested Ivankas new home as a blatant example of mocking micro-aggression for its passive / aggressive, nut buster / snowflake themes.
None shall pass.
The high electricity bill inadvertently resulted in the DEA conducting a no-knock raid for pot-growing. RIP Fido.
“Hey Louie, where’s Ed this year?” “Obamas damned coal mining restrictions.”
“9-1-1? Help! I can’t get out of my house and it’s *broiling* in here!”
“Oy vey! I just got the electric bill!”.
The only cheap way to afford this many lights? Home nuclear fusion reactor with heat exchanger driving a turbine…
Unfortunately, they put up too many decorations, locking themselves out of the house until after the holiday.
This will keep the nuts away, from attacking us snowflakes.
All the neighbors enjoyed the decorations this year. The adults loved the lights, and the children loved the toys. Boy, did they enjoy the toys. – Then, one day the homeowner was arrested for failure to register with the police…
All the neighbors enjoyed the decorations at this house. Everyone enjoyed the lights and the big toys, except for one man, a convicted sex offender. “Man, how can I compete with that!”.
A nice Jewish family moves into a nice Gentile neighborhood. They just want to fit in. You think they overcompensated here?
Next door, the two Gay men that own that house went with a nativity scene with the three wise men wearing booty shorts and their nipples showing. But, it wasn’t as popular…
All of the decorations arrived on a truck on a large wooden pallet. The homeowners asked Murray, the truckdriver if he was ok with putting the giant pallet in the backyard, rather than the driveway.
“It’s fine. We Jews are good at carrying around heavy things made of wood…”.
A family of over-decorators have a housefire. The first thing they rescue is more extension cords to overload to burn down the next house…
The African-American family next door really wanted to decorate their home for the holiday. But, sadly the Chinese don’t make Kwanzaa decorations…
The death of George Michael was sad. But, at least he was able to decorate the men’s room before he passed away…
The couple next door wanted a night on the town, so they figured that the single male homeowner with all the toy decorations would be great to watch their kids for the night.
“You spent time watching kids, didn’t you?”.
“Yes, I did. Yes, I did..,”.
What a beautiful home with all the toy soldier decorations! Gee, the priests sure have a beautiful rectory!
A retired general has a great holiday toy soldier display in the front yard. But, in the back yard is all the toy cannons, tanks and landing crafts…
In the front yard, the homeowners did as well as they could with decorations and lights. In the backyard, the dog did as well as he could with the doghouse. But, you can’t expect as much with just a waterdish, bones and feces to work with…
A mobster in the witness protection program is warned just to fit in with the neighborhood and be normal like everyone else…
One guess? The homeowner is likely not a Walmart employee…
The other neighbors sure hate that SOB homeowner who doesn’t have the Christmas spirit…
All of the houses on the street were well decorated except for one house owned by a single guy. I think he spends way too much time practicing a solo on the Devil’s clarinet, if you know what I mean…
Everyone was really impressed until the homeowner was arresting for splicing into the power line in front of the meter to save on the power bill…
All is quiet on the West Bank Front
So that’s what the coal in the stockings was for…
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