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Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. C. Clavin says:

    Here’s to one of the most productive and effective Presidency’s…and to those who are too bigoted to acknowledge it.

  2. al-Ameda says:

    ” … and finally, to those of you who voted for Jill Stein … are you happy, really?”

  3. C. Clavin says:

    Here’s to the guy who spent 5 years trying like hell to de-legitimize me, and is now crying like a little child because Putin and Comey de-legitimized him.

  4. C. Clavin says:

    Now you got Trump for 4 years…good fwcking luck.

  5. rodney dill says:

    Passing the torch from the original #NotMyPresident to the new #NotMyPresident

  6. RockThisTown says:

    And the band played on not . . . silence of the shams.

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    Obama stunned the press by announcing his first post-Presidential job will be a remake of the Great Gatsby.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    “And my final toast: to the Republicans! Now you have Trump in office. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Snort. Hahahahahahaha.”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “Here’s to elections having consequences . . . dammit!”

  10. Mu says:

    The President had one last surprise, using Halestorm’s version of “Here’s to us” for his final toast.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    “My legacy is toast . . . . uh, I mean, a toast to my legacy.”

  12. Terry says:

    We had joy, we had fun
    We had seasons in the sun
    But the wine and the song
    Like the seasons have all gone

  13. Elizabeth says:

    Th-th-th-that’s all folks!

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, let’s offer a toast to the band! Band? Band?…”.

  15. Franklin says:

    Elvis … has left the building.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh wow, that Doors’ cover band must be done playing, “When The Music’s Over”?”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, let’s hear it for Ford Motors who intends to have a new version of the Ford Bronco ready for 2020….I hear O.J. is pre-ordering a white one in time for his parole release. I got a million of them. Goodnight and drive safely!”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Obama: “Here’s to the legacy of Rev. Martin Luther King, a man of God who opposed racial discrimination as sin!”.

    Trump: “Here’s to Martin Luther King Day, an opportunity for mattress and furniture sales for discriminating tastes!”.

  19. Aelio says:

    Obama raised his arm too much, time to criticize him. Obama offered a toast to everyone. Did he mean it? Did it have a double meaning? Did a toast imply Trump? Such a Social Justice Warrior, oh I mean a loser. The left had forgotten what it was like to hate their president. 8 years do that to people.

  20. Guarneri says:

    The band ? Well, they drank this stuff here and, um…..

  21. Guarneri says:

    So there I was in Flint. It’s the damnedest thing….as you can see, get a flame near this stuff……

  22. Franklin says:

    This is Rodney choosing a picture for no other reason than it was taken by a Michael Reynolds.

  23. Franklin says:

    “And now I’m going to sing a little a capella number for you. It’s called ‘Send In The Clowns’.”

  24. rodney dill says:

    Here’s to Donald
    Yes, He’s upper class,
    Here’s to Donald
    He’s a horses ass.
    So drink, chug-a-lug chug-a-lug chug-a-lug

  25. al-Alameda says:

    “Marty? Marty Sheen? Yeah, cue up that Doors tune, you know, the one you guys used in Apocalypse Now … “This is The End,” something like that, yep”

  26. barbintheboonies says:

    Obama shows up to Trump`s inauguration, but the band chickened out. He asks everyone to raise their glass, and says: It`s going to be a long four years folks, drink up.

  27. DrDaveT says:

    “…and one for the road.”

  28. DrDaveT says:

    “Wine number 7… orange tinge, brash palate, notes of cat spray and persimmon — wait a minute, this is Chateau Trump!”

  29. DrDaveT says:

    “Here’s champagne to my real friends, and real pain to 47% of you.”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    He’s trying out a new career as a stand-up comic. And people showed him great respect by saying, “Please Mr. President, sit down…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Q: How do you know that you’re at a bad stand-up comedy show?

    A: When this guy’s “dad jokes” are the warm-up act for Paul Hooson….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, according to “Drunken Jim” in the front row down at the bar . “He lost the Joe “six pack” voters for the Democrats to Trump when he failed to ask Sophia Bush to do PENTHOUSE by executive order”. But, that’s just Jim’s opinion…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Uh, waiter a few more rounds of drinks here. Hopefully, that makes this show seem better…”.

  34. rodney dill says:

    “….and to all of you that were preparing for the reign of Queen Hillary…. Suck it up.”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “People ask me why I didn’t put on a fake mustache and run for another term as my brother Larry Obama. Well, good question…”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “People ask me what I think about the Goldenshowergate allegations against Mr. Trump? Well, if they’re true, then urine trouble now…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    His new act, “YOUR DAD PERFORMS TODAY’S HIP HOP HITS”, was so bad the band slipped out the stage door…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    His audience toast was very inclusive. “Here’s to one Scotch, one turban, one queer”…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    The only possible Black guy in America that could make Steve Urkel look like a “gangsta” by comparison….

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “As poor sounding as the claims against Mr. Trump are involving claims of Russian prostitutes and urine, I strongly advise you to reserve judgment, because things could be worse….Oh, crap I just received a new CIA brief!…”.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “In all fairness to Mr. Trump, he is consistent on his views about Mexico and didn’t hire Tijuana donkey show prostitutes…”.

  42. john430 says:

    Welcome to the Obama Late, Late Show on MSNBC. Let’s hear it for the band. Hey, band? Fellas?