Monday, January 16, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Here’s to one of the most productive and effective Presidency’s…and to those who are too bigoted to acknowledge it.
” … and finally, to those of you who voted for Jill Stein … are you happy, really?”
Here’s to the guy who spent 5 years trying like hell to de-legitimize me, and is now crying like a little child because Putin and Comey de-legitimized him.
Now you got Trump for 4 years…good fwcking luck.
Passing the torch from the original #NotMyPresident to the new #NotMyPresident
And the band played on not . . . silence of the shams.
Obama stunned the press by announcing his first post-Presidential job will be a remake of the Great Gatsby.
“And my final toast: to the Republicans! Now you have Trump in office. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Snort. Hahahahahahaha.”
“Here’s to elections having consequences . . . dammit!”
The President had one last surprise, using Halestorm’s version of “Here’s to us” for his final toast.
“My legacy is toast . . . . uh, I mean, a toast to my legacy.”
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
“Hey, let’s offer a toast to the band! Band? Band?…”.
Elvis … has left the building.
“Oh wow, that Doors’ cover band must be done playing, “When The Music’s Over”?”.
“Hey, let’s hear it for Ford Motors who intends to have a new version of the Ford Bronco ready for 2020….I hear O.J. is pre-ordering a white one in time for his parole release. I got a million of them. Goodnight and drive safely!”.
Obama: “Here’s to the legacy of Rev. Martin Luther King, a man of God who opposed racial discrimination as sin!”.
Trump: “Here’s to Martin Luther King Day, an opportunity for mattress and furniture sales for discriminating tastes!”.
Obama raised his arm too much, time to criticize him. Obama offered a toast to everyone. Did he mean it? Did it have a double meaning? Did a toast imply Trump? Such a Social Justice Warrior, oh I mean a loser. The left had forgotten what it was like to hate their president. 8 years do that to people.
The band ? Well, they drank this stuff here and, um…..
So there I was in Flint. It’s the damnedest thing….as you can see, get a flame near this stuff……
This is Rodney choosing a picture for no other reason than it was taken by a Michael Reynolds.
“And now I’m going to sing a little a capella number for you. It’s called ‘Send In The Clowns’.”
Here’s to Donald
Yes, He’s upper class,
Here’s to Donald
He’s a horses ass.
So drink, chug-a-lug chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
“Marty? Marty Sheen? Yeah, cue up that Doors tune, you know, the one you guys used in Apocalypse Now … “This is The End,” something like that, yep”
Obama shows up to Trump`s inauguration, but the band chickened out. He asks everyone to raise their glass, and says: It`s going to be a long four years folks, drink up.
“…and one for the road.”
“Wine number 7… orange tinge, brash palate, notes of cat spray and persimmon — wait a minute, this is Chateau Trump!”
“Here’s champagne to my real friends, and real pain to 47% of you.”
He’s trying out a new career as a stand-up comic. And people showed him great respect by saying, “Please Mr. President, sit down…”.
Q: How do you know that you’re at a bad stand-up comedy show?
A: When this guy’s “dad jokes” are the warm-up act for Paul Hooson….
Uh, according to “Drunken Jim” in the front row down at the bar . “He lost the Joe “six pack” voters for the Democrats to Trump when he failed to ask Sophia Bush to do PENTHOUSE by executive order”. But, that’s just Jim’s opinion…
“Uh, waiter a few more rounds of drinks here. Hopefully, that makes this show seem better…”.
“….and to all of you that were preparing for the reign of Queen Hillary…. Suck it up.”
“People ask me why I didn’t put on a fake mustache and run for another term as my brother Larry Obama. Well, good question…”.
“People ask me what I think about the Goldenshowergate allegations against Mr. Trump? Well, if they’re true, then urine trouble now…”.
His new act, “YOUR DAD PERFORMS TODAY’S HIP HOP HITS”, was so bad the band slipped out the stage door…
His audience toast was very inclusive. “Here’s to one Scotch, one turban, one queer”…
The only possible Black guy in America that could make Steve Urkel look like a “gangsta” by comparison….
“As poor sounding as the claims against Mr. Trump are involving claims of Russian prostitutes and urine, I strongly advise you to reserve judgment, because things could be worse….Oh, crap I just received a new CIA brief!…”.
“In all fairness to Mr. Trump, he is consistent on his views about Mexico and didn’t hire Tijuana donkey show prostitutes…”.
Welcome to the Obama Late, Late Show on MSNBC. Let’s hear it for the band. Hey, band? Fellas?
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