OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Franklin says:

    I offer this fist to all the women voters.

  2. Garrett says:

    “White power”

  3. Moctavius says:

    “Say it loud! I’m orange and I’m proud!”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Tiny hands make for tiny fists.

  5. James Pearce says:

    And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!!!

  6. Mu says:

    “And now everybody: We will we will ROCK YOU”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “Orange is beautiful!”

  8. Tony W says:

    “Blut und Boden!!”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “I am Trump! Hear me roar!”

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “You WILL listen to me, damn it!”

  11. Franklin says:

    Listen, I don’t punch down, people. Who said that? Look, I’m punching up right now!

  12. Moosebreath says:

    Anyone who says I have small hands better watch out. This fist is YUUUUUGE!

  13. Hal_10000 says:

    The nation was horrified to see Donald Trump’s O face.

  14. Hal_10000 says:

    Donald Trump raises the tiny iron fist of authoritarianism over the United States.

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    “I hold her, in my five hands, the future of the United States.”

  16. Mr. Bluster says:

    Power to the Pud!

  17. rodney dill says:

    “….and then I’ll grab the pussybull by the alternative facts and….”

  18. rodney dill says:

    “Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

  19. Aelio says:

    10%, wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more, say no more. NASA wanted a budget to send us to Mars and beyond. How about NASA pays us instead?

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, he kept his campaign promise that if elected that he would argue about his inauguration crowd size. We should give him that much…

  21. DrDaveT says:

    “With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in: to bind the mouths of the press, to care for him who can afford it, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace through nuking the crap out of any who oppose it.”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m mad as hell, and not going to seek professional help for it!”.

  23. rodney dill says:

    @Aelio: He’ll get the Martians to pay for it.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    The Alt right, Alt reality President

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “The media is all liars! Everyone knows that 14 zillion persons attended my inauguration! More than everyone on Earth and Mars combined!”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    You’re Fired Up?

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “I see that the short bus to crazytown is now picking up passengers….”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Napoleon hat? Where’s his Napoleon hat?”,

  29. Dumb Brit says:

    Open hand was so 1933

  30. Guarneri says:

    Arsenio lives !!!!

  31. Guarneri says:

    How’d I do it? Jill took scissors, Hillary took paper, and I took rocks !!

  32. Guarneri says:

    Witnesses said he just stood over her yelling “get up and fight, sucker!”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m going outside and starting up the car. As a Jew, I’m afraid the Hitler salute is coming up next!…”.

  34. flat earth luddite says:

    As God is my witness, I knew turkeys could fly! Yugely fly! Like my flying fist of victory!

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Proof that mankind is not as well evolved as was once thought…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Just discovered that he told the truth, so told a lie to cover it up…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    If only Norman Rockwell had painted portraits of anger, madness and mental illness

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but I found Barry Goldwater appealing, but Donald Trump appalling…”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:


  40. Franklin says:

    Trump pantomimes what he likes to do to Putin.

  41. al-Alameda says:

    “Ich bin ein … I mean … Rossiya zanimayet pervoye mesto”

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m mad as hell at the passing of Mary Tyler Moore!….But, thank God James Lipton is Ok!”.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Wanted to found a new magazine named MAD Magazine, but got angry when he found out that title was already taken, so went with ANGRY WHITE ASSHOLE as a title instead…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson: “Oh man, I feel another punchline coming, yeah, oh wow, it was just the chili I had for lunch…”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    Q: Where did a White House staffer hide a document that he didn’t want President Trump to see?

    A: In a book, he’d never look there!

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Q: Where will President Trump buy the parts to build “The Wall”?

    A: At Wall-Mart!

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Just when you think that race relations have improved in the U.S., something comes along…

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Sample SAT Question

    Place These Objects In Descending Order:

    A. Lester Maddox B. Huey Long C. George Wallace D. Donald Trump

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    Harry Truman: The Buck Stops Here…

    Donald Trump” The Buck Gets Passed Here…

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    “Someone call a priest!”.

    “To hold the Bible?”.

    “No, to perform an exorcism!”.