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Thursday, July 28, 2011
I need you boys to fill in that John Boehner sized hole over there.
Obama: “Keep up the good work guys….hey, are you a created or a saved?”.
Obama: “Ok gang, the footings for the teleprompters should be somewhere over here“
Obama: “Ok guys, I know it’s late in the game…but we need tuh finally lay the framework for a
budget plan. We should start…..over here on the left”.
Everyone needs to pay their fair share; we all need to make sacrifices. So, as your President I am telling you to give me that doughnut.
Dude in the right of the picture: “GOOD LORD….I thought only his economic/jobs/foreign policies stunk”
“Guys, are you sure this project’s shovel-ready?”
“Mr. President, it’s so shovel-ready, we just found your latest poll numbers.”
For the love of God, do not pull his finger!
So that’s what a shovel looks like!
“That excavator over there stole all my shovel-ready jobs.”
“I don’t care if you’ve hit the bottom, keep digging!”
I knew they shouldn’t have let Allen West drive that car. C’mon guys now we have to get their sorry selves out of the ditch.
“If the economy is bad, I blame this guy. Yeah guy on my right, you.”
Obama: “…the plan is tuh…..use the 14th Amendment….tuh raise this debt ceiling over here”
Where are the jobs. Oh uh I think they went that way.
Jimmy, you mean to tell me we had to buy these stupid blue hats today just to make the photo op work with his tie?
In best Monty Python voice……And now, for something completely different………….
Well, Jimmy, I guess he’s OK, at least the guy had the decency to wear a tie to match our hats..
I had to cover my face…..I was just snickering over how this guy’s feet are stuck and all he can do is lean over like a bobble doll because of that cement we poured this morning……good one guys!!
“Oh crap… I thought I was supposed to raze the economy.”
Obama: “…change in plans….i’d like to bury my head in the sand overrr….here“
Obama: “Okay guys, form a line. Over here is the door to the strategic oil reserves. You only need to take out 30 million barrels…chop chop now”
Obama: “YES yes…I know we can’t really shove granny off a cliff…but we sure as hell can bury her right over here”.
Stand back bit clingers – don’t want to cause him to get dirt under his nails.
Hey you!!! Do you know what these shoes cost? Some one on staff is going to have clean and polish them because you didn’t clean up around here!
It looks like those tough Alabama immigration laws are really working on this building site. Except you…
Yes, I know this is a safety vest and hard hat area. What’s your point?
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes… Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more…
Look, there’s Elvis!
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car campany from the profit he made on your dreams.
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car company from the profit he made on your dreams.
(Sorry, frickin’ IE9)
President Obama addresses a worker on the anniversary of the passage of his shovel-ready stimulus package: “Hey, you there, the one with the shovel. Why aren’t you shoveling?”
President Obama addresses a worker on the anniversary of the passage of his shovel-ready economic stimulus package: “Hey, you there, the one with the shovel. Why aren’t you shoveling?”
I didn’t get a harumph from that guy.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Come on guys, help me money from that man over there so I can gve it to you.
… and then Roy, on the end, covered his mouth and yelled, “Blow job!”
Good lord, not the Kitchener pose again.
“Hey you there, on the end with a shovel! Why aren’t you shoveling? Do you have any idea what this is costing me?”
Before his 2012 reelection campaign funding dries up, Obama wisely redirects it to a more realistic and worthy public project: getting a head start on constructing his Presidential Library.
President Obama personally supervises a Chicago construction crew unearthing the body of Jimmy Hoffa — replacing it instead with the body of Osama bin Laden.
Jobs program?? Then why the hell aren’t they using spoons instead of shovels????
Credit to Milton Friedman of Blessed Memory.
Uncle Bam wants YOU
Obama: “…oops….uh…..it now looks like we’ll need to dig a hole over here for next month’s GDP revisions”
“Hey. There’s a guy with a shovel.”
John was shocked that the President would be so rude as to point.
Have you seen a trillion dollars somewhere? I seem to have misplaced it.
Hey, is that a golf course?
No wait, I’ll plug the dike.
@markm: Take me to your reader.
Are you the creep who keeps sinking my job approval numbers?
Forget Congress; do any of you guys know how to raise a debt ceiling?
….is this thing still open?….check check 3-2-1 check.
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