OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(via Washington Post)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




(via Washington Post)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. HolyJuan says:

    I need you boys to fill in that John Boehner sized hole over there.

  2. markm says:

    Obama: “Keep up the good work guys….hey, are you a created or a saved?”.

  3. markm says:

    Obama: “Ok gang, the footings for the teleprompters should be somewhere over here

  4. markm says:

    Obama: “Ok guys, I know it’s late in the game…but we need tuh finally lay the framework for a
    budget plan. We should start…..over here on the left”.

  5. Michael Listner says:

    Everyone needs to pay their fair share; we all need to make sacrifices. So, as your President I am telling you to give me that doughnut.

  6. markm says:

    Dude in the right of the picture: “GOOD LORD….I thought only his economic/jobs/foreign policies stunk”

  7. Jay Tea says:

    “Guys, are you sure this project’s shovel-ready?”

    “Mr. President, it’s so shovel-ready, we just found your latest poll numbers.”

    J.

  8. Michael says:

    For the love of God, do not pull his finger!

  9. Rock says:

    So that’s what a shovel looks like!

  10. JKB says:

    “That excavator over there stole all my shovel-ready jobs.”

  11. “I don’t care if you’ve hit the bottom, keep digging!”

  12. Mr. Prosser says:

    I knew they shouldn’t have let Allen West drive that car. C’mon guys now we have to get their sorry selves out of the ditch.

  13. “If the economy is bad, I blame this guy. Yeah guy on my right, you.”

  14. markm says:

    Obama: “…the plan is tuh…..use the 14th Amendment….tuh raise this debt ceiling over here”

  15. Wayne says:

    Where are the jobs. Oh uh I think they went that way.

  16. Drew says:

    Jimmy, you mean to tell me we had to buy these stupid blue hats today just to make the photo op work with his tie?

  17. Drew says:

    In best Monty Python voice……And now, for something completely different………….

    Well, Jimmy, I guess he’s OK, at least the guy had the decency to wear a tie to match our hats..

  18. Drew says:

    I had to cover my face…..I was just snickering over how this guy’s feet are stuck and all he can do is lean over like a bobble doll because of that cement we poured this morning……good one guys!!

  19. rodney dill says:

    “Oh crap… I thought I was supposed to raze the economy.”

  20. markm says:

    Obama: “…change in plans….i’d like to bury my head in the sand overrr….here

  21. markm says:

    Obama: “Okay guys, form a line. Over here is the door to the strategic oil reserves. You only need to take out 30 million barrels…chop chop now”

  22. markm says:

    Obama: “YES yes…I know we can’t really shove granny off a cliff…but we sure as hell can bury her right over here”.

  23. Idiot says:

    Stand back bit clingers – don’t want to cause him to get dirt under his nails.

  24. Idiot says:

    Hey you!!! Do you know what these shoes cost? Some one on staff is going to have clean and polish them because you didn’t clean up around here!

  25. Trojan in DC says:

    It looks like those tough Alabama immigration laws are really working on this building site. Except you…

  26. Yes, I know this is a safety vest and hard hat area. What’s your point?

  27. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes… Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more…

  28. Look, there’s Elvis!

  29. And the man in the suit has just bought a new car campany from the profit he made on your dreams.

  30. And the man in the suit has just bought a new car company from the profit he made on your dreams.

    (Sorry, frickin’ IE9)

  31. President Obama addresses a worker on the anniversary of the passage of his shovel-ready stimulus package: “Hey, you there, the one with the shovel. Why aren’t you shoveling?”

  32. President Obama addresses a worker on the anniversary of the passage of his shovel-ready economic stimulus package: “Hey, you there, the one with the shovel. Why aren’t you shoveling?”

  33. I didn’t get a harumph from that guy.

  34. Do you know the way to San Jose?

  35. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  36. Come on guys, help me money from that man over there so I can gve it to you.

  37. … and then Roy, on the end, covered his mouth and yelled, “Blow job!”

  38. Good lord, not the Kitchener pose again.

  39. “Hey you there, on the end with a shovel! Why aren’t you shoveling? Do you have any idea what this is costing me?”

  40. Before his 2012 reelection campaign funding dries up, Obama wisely redirects it to a more realistic and worthy public project: getting a head start on constructing his Presidential Library.

  41. President Obama personally supervises a Chicago construction crew unearthing the body of Jimmy Hoffa — replacing it instead with the body of Osama bin Laden.

  42. Idiot says:

    Jobs program?? Then why the hell aren’t they using spoons instead of shovels????

    Credit to Milton Friedman of Blessed Memory.

  43. Gollum says:

    Uncle Bam wants YOU

  44. markm says:

    Obama: “…oops….uh…..it now looks like we’ll need to dig a hole over here for next month’s GDP revisions”

  45. JKB says:

    “Hey. There’s a guy with a shovel.”

    John was shocked that the President would be so rude as to point.

  46. Have you seen a trillion dollars somewhere? I seem to have misplaced it.

  47. Hey, is that a golf course?

  48. Who farted?

  49. No wait, I’ll plug the dike.

  50. @markm: Take me to your reader.

  51. Maggie Mama says:

    Are you the creep who keeps sinking my job approval numbers?

  52. Maggie Mama says:

    Forget Congress; do any of you guys know how to raise a debt ceiling?

  53. markm says:

    ….is this thing still open?….check check 3-2-1 check.