Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Passenger invents alternative mode of travel to avoid TSA harassment. “Totally worth the discomfort and 3 mile-an-hour speed,” he boasts.
After Hurricane Irene washed out the roads in many towns and villages from NJ to Vermont, a creative solution was desperately needed for reaching these flooded areas, left isolated from the rest of the country.
First it was $535 million given to the highly touted, but now bankrupt Solyndra. Now the Obama Administration just gave Charlie, who lives down the block, $535 thousand to work on his “green” submarine. Consider it confirmed: I’m living in the Twilight Zone.
Oh, no, looks like she’s done it again. Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis ordered a personal-use submarine which clearly is not being built in the USA.
Disney is concerned over the growing Chinese submarine threat. The US Navy, not so much.
Presumably, any yellow submarine captions would be considered racist.
Hugo Chavez’s latest upgrade to the Venezualan Navy. “If the US tries to invade us, we will have the means to stop them.” the fearless leader said.
Steven Segall prepares Sherriff Joe Arpaios latest weapon in the war against cock fighting. Better hide your guppies.
That is funny all on its own (except for the dead puppy)
A dedicated father builds his own miniature submarine to continue the search for his son, who he threw overboard a harbor tour boat the week before.
Kim Jong-Il readies weapons for sale to Al-Qaeda.
Joe Biden’s Air Force II vehicle.
GM introduces fuel-free vehicle
“Get some Captain Nemo!”
The Hunt for Lead October
Ah, so that’s the U-boat commander.
The only safe way to go lower than Obama’s popularity ratings.
Salt water daffy.
We know it isn’t a government funded project because it looks like it might actually work.
Obama aquanauts ready to plumb the depths of fiscal mess.
Obama aquanauts still NOT ready to plumb the depths of fiscal mess.
( Apologies to John425 ;-D Just couldn’t help myself )
Asian agency vows to outdo the US in underwater mining operations.
Making of the low-budget Bond film “Octopussy II” was slowed when villainess Margaret Cho had trouble squeezing into the entry hatch of her submarine.
Halliburton subcontracts the Chinese to build a miniature submarine for Dick Cheney to sail up the Potomac. So he can personally deliver copies of his book “In My Time” to Washington D.C.
Chinese government archaeologists uncover all the evidence they need to prove that the Beatles song, “Yellow Submarine” is racist.
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