OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Adam says:

    Passenger invents alternative mode of travel to avoid TSA harassment. “Totally worth the discomfort and 3 mile-an-hour speed,” he boasts.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    After Hurricane Irene washed out the roads in many towns and villages from NJ to Vermont, a creative solution was desperately needed for reaching these flooded areas, left isolated from the rest of the country.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    First it was $535 million given to the highly touted, but now bankrupt Solyndra. Now the Obama Administration just gave Charlie, who lives down the block, $535 thousand to work on his “green” submarine. Consider it confirmed: I’m living in the Twilight Zone.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Oh, no, looks like she’s done it again. Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis ordered a personal-use submarine which clearly is not being built in the USA.

  5. JKB says:

    Disney is concerned over the growing Chinese submarine threat. The US Navy, not so much.

  6. Presumably, any yellow submarine captions would be considered racist.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hugo Chavez’s latest upgrade to the Venezualan Navy. “If the US tries to invade us, we will have the means to stop them.” the fearless leader said.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Steven Segall prepares Sherriff Joe Arpaios latest weapon in the war against cock fighting. Better hide your guppies.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Steven Segall

    That is funny all on its own (except for the dead puppy)

  10. A dedicated father builds his own miniature submarine to continue the search for his son, who he threw overboard a harbor tour boat the week before.

  11. John425 says:

    Kim Jong-Il readies weapons for sale to Al-Qaeda.

    Joe Biden’s Air Force II vehicle.

    GM introduces fuel-free vehicle

  12. “Get some Captain Nemo!”

  13. The Hunt for Lead October

  14. Das Boob

  15. Ah, so that’s the U-boat commander.

  16. The only safe way to go lower than Obama’s popularity ratings.

  17. Candygram.

  18. Salt water daffy.

  19. R. E. Davidson says:

    We know it isn’t a government funded project because it looks like it might actually work.

  20. John425 says:

    Obama aquanauts ready to plumb the depths of fiscal mess.

  21. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama aquanauts still NOT ready to plumb the depths of fiscal mess.

    ( Apologies to John425 ;-D Just couldn’t help myself )

  22. mannning says:

    Asian agency vows to outdo the US in underwater mining operations.

  23. Cowboy Blob says:

    Making of the low-budget Bond film “Octopussy II” was slowed when villainess Margaret Cho had trouble squeezing into the entry hatch of her submarine.

  24. Halliburton subcontracts the Chinese to build a miniature submarine for Dick Cheney to sail up the Potomac. So he can personally deliver copies of his book “In My Time” to Washington D.C.

  25. Chinese government archaeologists uncover all the evidence they need to prove that the Beatles song, “Yellow Submarine” is racist.