OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. john personna says:

    “And that lasted all of 30 seconds.”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    An unrelenting campaigner, Obama continually touts one of his accomplishments as President.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    No, he’s not really an animal lover; Obama gets just as excited when he sees a bowl of arulugla.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    At first Obama was very excited about Bo but then he found out you could not walk dogs on putting greens.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Oooops! Correction: Arugula.

  6. steve says:

    “And this kids, was the high point of my time in office.”


  7. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Yes, this is what killing terrorists feels like.”

  8. John Burgess says:

    “What goat? I don’t see any goat!”

  9. JKB says:

    “Dreams of My Presidency” – the Decider episode

  10. Neil Hudelson says:

    You see this? You see this? I’m in a book, asshole. Oh, you got a gold star on your spelling exam? I’m. In. A. Book.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Little Johnny: (in class) “I’m tellin’ my Daddy he’s wrong, you have a character right there in the book, and he said you had no character.”

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Mr. President – does this mean that Republicans have to clean up your puppy poo as well?

  13. physics geek says:

    “And there, in a nutshell, is my plan for economic recovery. Because everyone likes puppies.”

    “Aieee! This book is actually a blood sucking alien. GET IT OFF ME!!!!”

    “And here’s a … well, what do you know? It’s another picture of me.”

    “I like me here and there. I like me most anywhere.”

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Since you were into drugs, didn’t you misspell POPPY?

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    Kid’s – my favorite artist, me, drew this all by himself.

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    Yes – I support late term abortions, but I do give my dog the right to have puppies.

  17. KRM says:

    After being turned out of office in 2012, Barrack Obama returned to the University of Chicago as a “senior lecturer” of constitutional law.

  18. Page 3-4: a pony!!!
    Page 5-6:a unicorn!!!
    Page 7-8: a job!!!

  19. Uh, Mr. president, this is the third year law class at Stanford.

  20. Page 9-10: … I killed bin Laden!!!

  21. rodney dill says:

    Uh, Mr. president, this is the third year law class at Stanford.

    Obama: “Alright…. I’ll slow it down a bit.”

  22. John425 says:

    “Hi Kids: Which one of me is the cartoon?”

  23. Drew says:

    See how this works, Axelrod? So stop with the “you’ve totally flopped and the economy is in shambles.” It worked once, it can work again. Look at these cute little kiddies; they’re just like the MSM.

  24. NickNot says:

    And this children, is why we take rubles… ah mean dollars from rich people

  25. NickNot says:

    They’re never too young to learn are they?

  26. NickNot says:

    Ok kids, state your first name, and then how long mommy and daddy have been receiving checks from me….

  27. NickNot says:

    The president ad-libbed when Tommy asked “what is the deficit, Mr. President?”

  28. Drew says:

    Sing with me:

    Hush now babies, babies, dont you cry.
    Obama’s gonna make all your nightmares come true.
    Obama’s gonna put all his fears into you.
    But Obama’s gonna keep you right here under his wing.
    He wont let you work, but he might send a check.
    Obama will keep baby cozy and warm (if you vote for me).
    Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
    Of course Obama’ll help to build the government wall.

  29. Idiot says:

    Remember this guy? Me neither..

  30. Peterh says:

    What’s that?!? You prefer puppies over goats!?!

  31. KRM says:

    “…and we named him MSNBC.”

  32. Looks like a goat to me.

  33. Great, his third autobiography.

  34. Instead of greek columns, next year’s convention will feature the detonation of a carefully placed and properly aligned thermonuclear device to illustrate the brilliant, blinding awesomeness emanating from The Won.

  35. Presumably the next two pages have John Boehner and Sarah Palin wearing tricorners and borrowing Glenn Reynolds’ puppy blender.

  36. “Kobe, I’m open!”

  37. “Can you dig it?”

  38. “Fiat Lux!”

    (Sorry, just finished reading A Canticle for Leibowitz.)

  39. Was that puppy created or saved?

  40. “Now Harry, take your time. Nancy, you can do the next one.”

  41. And the audience respnds, “Fiat voluntas tua.”

  42. Moderate Mom says:

    Pass my Jobs Bill and you get……a puppy! But not a job.

  43. Michael Hamm says:

    We thought we voted for a “Huskie” and what we got was a Chihuahua puppy.

  44. Michael Hamm says:

    I proudly introduce my new Main Steam Media (MSM) playbook on how to idolize ME!

  45. MstrB says:

    The re-release of My Pet Goat is just weird.

  46. Michael Hamm says:

    OK college students – once you pass the exam identifying the greatest President ever, you will now be free to join the Occupy Wall Street movement.

  47. KRM says:

    “… and what rhymes with ‘puppy’, children? ‘Approval rating!’ That’s right!”

  48. Michael Hamm says:

    Now my Democrat minions – after your learn the word puppy, I’ll teach you the words lap dog.

  49. “That’s right kids. If you get your parents to vote for me, I’ll give you a ‘Puppy!’”

  50. “Of course, I owe half of my success to Mr. Teleprompter.”

  51. President Obama explains to school kids the reason why their parents don’t have jobs.

  52. President Obama promises the next generation of Americans jobs.

  53. NickNot says:

    So, in conclusion, you each owe about $136,000 for your new puppy.

  54. NickNot says:

    Does “Classroom book reader” count as a job saved or a job created?