OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Isn’t seven turkeys overdoing Thanksgiving? Just a bit?

  2. JKB says:

    When you sit down at the table if you can’t tell who the sucker is…

  3. Guess who’s coming to dinner.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    The final solution part two, for liberals and liberaltarians?

  5. JKB says:

    Hey, Newt, say something crazy so we can go after you.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    One of these is not like the others….

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Somebody give me a fork, I want to see which of these turkey’s is most done.

  8. Sadly, Huntsman and Romney were forced to sit at the kids table.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey Republicans, you think it is just an accident that Mitt is sitting left of center? Where you sit determines where you stand….

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hmmmm, Santorum with his back to the camera…. Hey Rick, get the hint. If we can’t stand to look at you for 2 hours, what makes you think we want to look at you for 4 years?

  11. David says:

    You know you need help in cooking your Thanksgiving Day dinner when the only people who show up are these folks.

  12. David says:

    Turkey Day at the Kochs’.

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:


    But if you look at it from his point of view, he is sitting right of center…. It really is hard to figure out where he stands.

  14. Even though it aired only once, the Not-Romney Holiday Special was such a notorious disaster that it developed a cult following and was passed around on bootleg tapes for years.

  15. Mr. Prosser says:

    We gather together to ask the Kochs’ blessing.

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Stormy Dragon:


  17. de stijl says:

    I don’t have a caption, but what the heck is that thing down front? Is it supposed to be a cornucopia? It looks like a compost pile.

  18. Eric says:

    Thanksgiving is that time of the year where we, God fearing, Jesus loving, come together and discuss rationally about why this country is going down the tube. And it is because the US Constitution does not follow God’s Will.

  19. Peterh says:

    A cornucopia of bamboozlement

  20. Gollum says:

    Cain (thinking): Luntz!? Who is Luntz? I thought they said an invitation to *lunch*!

  21. Gollum says:

    Bachman: ” . . . and thank God they’re not serving corndogs. Amen.”

  22. Gollum says:

    Luntz: “. . . then after a short question and answer period we’re going to roll our sleeves up and make a turducken!”
    Cain: “Uh . .. SHOTGUN!”

  23. Gollum says:

    Romney did too show up, he’s the pumpkin in the middle.

  24. Gollum says:

    No one was suspicious when Steny Hoyer sent over a complimentary “Wild Turkey Surprise.”

  25. Gollum says:

    Cain noticed that Bachman’s dress matched the carpet and, well, let’s say his mind sort of took off after that.

  26. Ron Beasley says:

    What do you mean you lost the keys to the clown car?

  27. G.A.Phillips says:

    Helpful or Unhelpful: 0 2

    lol, I am hopeing you dint get it or you did get it and it made you think and you feel silly now…..

  28. mannning says:

    just you wait till Arthur and Lancelot get here! They will straighten all of you out real fast.

  29. G.A.Phillips says:

    just you wait till Arthur and Lancelot get here! They will straighten all of you out real fast.

    lol…Don’t hold your breath… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0

    Is dude talking about solutions for global warming er, climate change in the first part of the clip? hahahaha…..

  30. steve says:

    “Ok, when this guy da Vince shows up, Mitt is definitely going to be Judas.”


  31. John Hall says:

    A turkey is me. And a turkey is you. A turkey, turkey, turkey sitting next to you….Take that, Adam Sandler!

  32. signawaiver says:

    Perry: “The three things I would eliminate from the Thanksgiving table are green bean casserole, canned cranberry sauce, and…and…and…the EPA.”

  33. Mr. Prosser says:

    In order to gain in the polls, the lowest scoring candidates will try and read the thoughts of the conservative Horta in the forground.

  34. Finally, Franklin is seated on the same side of Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving Day table as everybody else.

  35. Gollum says:

    @de stijl: It’s the horn of Pawlenty.

  36. jd says:

    OK, this how it works. We get up, the music starts and they take away a chair…

  37. As a presidential candidate, Franklin longed for the days when he was seated the opposite side of Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving Day table, all alone.

  38. An edited scene from “The Muppets” new movie: Herman Cain insisting that Turkey, along with its neighbor, ‘Ubecky, Beckystan’ is not a real country.