OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. In an effort to win over Iowans, Mitt Romney has vowed to arm wrestle every senior citizen in the Hawkeye State.

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Wonder Mit powers . . . activate! Form of a boring candidate!”

  3. rodney dill says:

    Senior: “No, My name is Amrafel….. but you can call me Nimrod.”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Romney: “I’ll bet you $10,000. I can take you!”

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    “Yeah, to jazz up my image I’ve started calling all old white guys ‘Bro’ and now give ’em this cool handshake.”‘

  6. Herb says:

    “…and then pound it.”

  7. KRM says:

    “See? I’m still warm.”

  8. John425 says:

    Secret Mormon handshake exposed.

  9. Eric says:

    “It’s agreed. I’ll stick to my views for a whole day for $10,000.”

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “You’re gay, you went to war for your country while I went to Europe for my “religion”, I want you to go back in the closet while I go on the campaign trail and bash you endlessly and then have you vote for me anyway…. Can I have your vote?”

    “I will be polite and shake your hand, but their ain’t no way you are getting my vote.”

  11. jd says:

    Hey, it’s either this or Death Panels!

  12. jd says:

    The Bionic Elder is way stronger than I thought! Hit the remote! Hit the remote!!

  13. “Sure, old timer. I’ll arm-twist…I mean, arm wrestle you out of your Medicare.”

  14. Sure, old man, I’ll arm wrestle you…By the way, what kind of medical insurance you got? Medicare?! Never mind.

  15. Gollum says:

    Romney: “Oh, a counter-offer. That’s what we lawyers – I’m a lawyer – we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $10,000. Let me think… I could use a good ass-kickin’, I’ll be very honest with you… nah, I think I’ll just go with the ten thousand.”

  16. Gollum says:

    . . . and at the end of it Romney was indeed on Santa’s shit-list.

  17. Gollum says:

    How H. Ross Perot won the vice-presidency.

  18. John425 says:

    Romney: “Convert or I’ll break your frikken arm, old man.”

  19. Mr. Prosser says:

    If you think I’m strong wait until you arm wrestle my husband.

  20. Mitt Romney faced charges of campaign misconduct today when in photograph that recently surfaced depicted him strong-arming the electorate into voting for him.

  21. “Together we make a ‘W’, my friend. And you can’t spell – I’m sorry, Mr. Romney. I’ve already promised Newt I’d vote for him.”

  22. “Together we make a ‘W’, my friend. And you can’t spell ‘WINNER’ without a ‘W’.”

    “I’m sorry, Mr. Romney. I thought you were trying to spell, Newt.”

  23. People close to Mitt Romney noticed that his gambling habit was getting a little out of control when he began arm wrestling the locals down at the coffee shop for payment of his check, double or nothing.

  24. repwin2012 says:

    “Mitt, if I win, I get your toupe; if you win, I promise I won’t vote for Paul”