Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
In an effort to win over Iowans, Mitt Romney has vowed to arm wrestle every senior citizen in the Hawkeye State.
“Wonder Mit powers . . . activate! Form of a boring candidate!”
Senior: “No, My name is Amrafel….. but you can call me Nimrod.”
Romney: “I’ll bet you $10,000. I can take you!”
“Yeah, to jazz up my image I’ve started calling all old white guys ‘Bro’ and now give ’em this cool handshake.”‘
“…and then pound it.”
“See? I’m still warm.”
Secret Mormon handshake exposed.
“It’s agreed. I’ll stick to my views for a whole day for $10,000.”
“You’re gay, you went to war for your country while I went to Europe for my “religion”, I want you to go back in the closet while I go on the campaign trail and bash you endlessly and then have you vote for me anyway…. Can I have your vote?”
“I will be polite and shake your hand, but their ain’t no way you are getting my vote.”
Hey, it’s either this or Death Panels!
The Bionic Elder is way stronger than I thought! Hit the remote! Hit the remote!!
“Sure, old timer. I’ll arm-twist…I mean, arm wrestle you out of your Medicare.”
Sure, old man, I’ll arm wrestle you…By the way, what kind of medical insurance you got? Medicare?! Never mind.
Romney: “Oh, a counter-offer. That’s what we lawyers – I’m a lawyer – we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $10,000. Let me think… I could use a good ass-kickin’, I’ll be very honest with you… nah, I think I’ll just go with the ten thousand.”
. . . and at the end of it Romney was indeed on Santa’s shit-list.
How H. Ross Perot won the vice-presidency.
Romney: “Convert or I’ll break your frikken arm, old man.”
If you think I’m strong wait until you arm wrestle my husband.
Mitt Romney faced charges of campaign misconduct today when in photograph that recently surfaced depicted him strong-arming the electorate into voting for him.
“Together we make a ‘W’, my friend. And you can’t spell – I’m sorry, Mr. Romney. I’ve already promised Newt I’d vote for him.”
“Together we make a ‘W’, my friend. And you can’t spell ‘WINNER’ without a ‘W’.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Romney. I thought you were trying to spell, Newt.”
People close to Mitt Romney noticed that his gambling habit was getting a little out of control when he began arm wrestling the locals down at the coffee shop for payment of his check, double or nothing.
“Mitt, if I win, I get your toupe; if you win, I promise I won’t vote for Paul”
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