OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Just nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    And did it (grand pause) mmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

  2. Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!

  3. No really, it’s this big.

    I’m talking about my hunting rifle, of course.

  4. Daniel Celotto says:

    You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn your campaign around, that’s what it’s all about!

  5. John Hall says:

    Now who wants some crazy? Someone? Anyone? Hello?

  6. KRM says:

    “And when I’ll clap my hands you’ll wake up, but you will not remember anything.”

  7. MaggieMama says:

    Many people made fun of Al Gore when as a presidential candidate he hired a “fashion consultant.” I’ve come to understand that was actually his only demonstration of intelligent thought. Anyone got her phone number?

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Yes, a campaign is like a roller coaster. It has highs and it has lows.

    Next question please?

    No, I’m not Italian, why do you ask?

  9. How much am I upset by that whole “Google Santorum” thing?

    Thiiiiiiis much

  10. rodney dill says:

    @Doug Mataconis: Sort of why I avoided all the Santorum fist pumping photos.

  11. rodney dill says:

    How Iowa was Rick Rolled.

  12. DCTrojan says:

    The Faith, Family and Freedom tour is kind of like an Earth, Wind and Fire tour but with terrible dancing, waaay less fans and a lot more more crazy,

  13. JKB says:

    Rick Santorum’s strategy: Distract low to the left then come in high on the right

  14. john425 says:

    And we’ll start the bidding ay $25 I say $25, hey dibdle gumpo $25, do I hear $30?

  15. Peterh says:

    Welcome to my neighborhood…….Won’t you be my neighbor…..

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    As part of its upcoming Chapter 11 Bankruptcy filing, Sears announces it will eliminate its hallmark line of poorly dressed political dummies.

  17. LorgSkyegon says:


    It’s just a stump to the left… and then a step to the right.
    You call the Republican whips
    And do a Gingrich slight.
    And your campaign goes bust
    And Bachmann’s insa-a-a-a-ane


  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Look – his bellybutton is in the wrong place and its an outsie – the Republicans have sent us a Manchurian candidate

  19. Timmer says:

    That’s right, Faith is up here, Freedom down here. What part don’t you understand?

  20. “Here I stand, I can do no other.”

  21. “On the one hand, I say yes. On the other hand, I can understand those who say no. And on the third hand … damn, I’m out of hands.”

  22. “♪Don’t Mess with the Missionary Man♪”

  23. mannning says:

    Yes! I built this San-i-t-o-rium myself right here!

  24. Gollum says:

    If the other candidates were even half-smart, they would run on the “I’d add basic fashion sense as a constitutional prerequisite to holding the office of President of the United States” platform.

  25. Gollum says:

    “Give me an S . . .!”

  26. Gollum says:

    For reasons he only figured out later, Rick’s diatribe against taxes, Israel, and the evil empire didn’t go over so well with the Webster County Publicans.

  27. Gollum says:

    R-I-C-K in the USA! R-I-C-K in the USA! (Sing it!)