OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AFP Photo/Daniel Roland)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. The trader’s not so subliminal message failed to make the price of Q-Tip shares change.

  2. John Burgess says:

    “Your name has been selected to receive–absolutely free!–our special candygram! Please help us arrange a delivery date.”

  3. John Burgess says:

    When news gathering jumps the shark, it ain’t pretty.

  4. Brooke says:

    When his mother named him Jonah, she never imagined…..

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Hello, Mitt? This is Rick. I tried jumping the shark and missed.

  6. During his first day on the job, Dave took the phrase “swim with the sharks” a little too literally.

  7. rodney dill says:

    James Bond Villains – Ur doin it rong.

  8. David says:

    Another English major finds a job…

  9. Rick Almeida says:

    “No, ma’am – I’m just a dolphin.”

  10. Jeremy says:

    Discovery Channel’s new marketing campaign: “Shark Week — It’s Srs Biznz.”

  11. Jeremy says:

    On This Day in 2000: A Glimpse Into The Trading Floor at Enron.

  12. David says:

    Goldman Sach’s new internal policy to identify and punish the traders involved in credit default swaps.

  13. rodney dill says:

    Shark Phone Humor — “Hello? I’d like to speak to Jacques Cousteau. Jacques?…. Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”

  14. MaggieMama says:

    It’s only Wireshark capturing a few info packets.

  15. Tillman says:

    The Great White in his natural habitat.

  16. MstrB says:

    Fortunately Barney’s suggestion for mandatory Wall Street Uniforms was dropped from Dodd-Frank..

  17. de stijl says:

    We’re going to need a bigger TARP.

  18. NBH says:

    Do to overfishing and a glut of lawyers in the lawyer job market, more sharks have been found moving into the debt collection business in order to survive.

  19. physics geek says:

    Landshark.
    ================
    “You’ve got quite a problem there.”
    “Damn right. Get this human out of me!”
    =====================

    “Hello, veterinary hospital? I’d like to make an appointment, the sooner the better.”

  20. Eric says:

    Man on Phone: “Get a real job.”

  21. Drew says:

    Neither sleet, nor rain, nor gloom of night, nor sharks attack shall keep us….

  22. Drew says:

    Charlie? Yeah, it’s me. Just a heads up. Look, they’re on to us. Word has it the tuna are next.

  23. Drew says:

    No..now listen to me..not a dentist, I said an oral surgeon. Yes, I know it’s just the bottom teeth…….look, do you know what line of work I’m in?

  24. Drew says:

    @Drew:

    The previous was actually supposed to say:

    ObamaCare Arrives

    No…now listen to me, not a dentist..NOT a dentist..and oral surgeon. Yes, I know it’s just the bottom teeth….look, do you know what line of work I’m in?

  25. John425 says:

    Hello, Mr Farrakhan. This is the Great White calling.

    And if you order within the next 5 minutes, we’ll DOUBLE your order!

    A lawyer? What makes you think I’m a lawyer?

  26. LorgSkyegon says:

    Fed up with the old ideas of the Bull and Bear markets, Jerry attempts to liven up his protest for new animal representatives

  27. Peterh says:

    Who knew…..that Wall Street would embrace “Truth in advertizing”…..

  28. MaggieMama says:

    Campaign volunteers at Santorum’s Detroit headquarters smell blood in the Michigan waters.

  29. Donald Sensing says:

    Well, they told me that traders wear sharkskin suits, and I did, and now they are laughing at me. Jerks.

  30. Often dismissed as a mere parasite, the Hedge Fund Trader actually performs a valuable service to capitalism by clearing its lower intestinal tract of harmful bacteria like Democracy.

  31. Often dismissed as a mere parasite, the Hedge Fund Trader actually performs a valuable service to capitalism —-

  32. Hedge Fund Traders show their true face.

  33. Lethal Weapon V [Taking on Hedge Fund Traders]: Okay, okay, okay.