Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 27, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The trader’s not so subliminal message failed to make the price of Q-Tip shares change.
“Your name has been selected to receive–absolutely free!–our special candygram! Please help us arrange a delivery date.”
When news gathering jumps the shark, it ain’t pretty.
When his mother named him Jonah, she never imagined…..
Hello, Mitt? This is Rick. I tried jumping the shark and missed.
During his first day on the job, Dave took the phrase “swim with the sharks” a little too literally.
James Bond Villains – Ur doin it rong.
Another English major finds a job…
“No, ma’am – I’m just a dolphin.”
Discovery Channel’s new marketing campaign: “Shark Week — It’s Srs Biznz.”
On This Day in 2000: A Glimpse Into The Trading Floor at Enron.
Goldman Sach’s new internal policy to identify and punish the traders involved in credit default swaps.
Shark Phone Humor — “Hello? I’d like to speak to Jacques Cousteau. Jacques?…. Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”
It’s only Wireshark capturing a few info packets.
The Great White in his natural habitat.
Fortunately Barney’s suggestion for mandatory Wall Street Uniforms was dropped from Dodd-Frank..
We’re going to need a bigger TARP.
Do to overfishing and a glut of lawyers in the lawyer job market, more sharks have been found moving into the debt collection business in order to survive.
“You’ve got quite a problem there.”
“Damn right. Get this human out of me!”
“Hello, veterinary hospital? I’d like to make an appointment, the sooner the better.”
Man on Phone: “Get a real job.”
Neither sleet, nor rain, nor gloom of night, nor sharks attack shall keep us….
Charlie? Yeah, it’s me. Just a heads up. Look, they’re on to us. Word has it the tuna are next.
No..now listen to me..not a dentist, I said an oral surgeon. Yes, I know it’s just the bottom teeth…….look, do you know what line of work I’m in?
The previous was actually supposed to say:
No…now listen to me, not a dentist..NOT a dentist..and oral surgeon. Yes, I know it’s just the bottom teeth….look, do you know what line of work I’m in?
Hello, Mr Farrakhan. This is the Great White calling.
And if you order within the next 5 minutes, we’ll DOUBLE your order!
A lawyer? What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Fed up with the old ideas of the Bull and Bear markets, Jerry attempts to liven up his protest for new animal representatives
Who knew…..that Wall Street would embrace “Truth in advertizing”…..
Campaign volunteers at Santorum’s Detroit headquarters smell blood in the Michigan waters.
Well, they told me that traders wear sharkskin suits, and I did, and now they are laughing at me. Jerks.
Often dismissed as a mere parasite, the Hedge Fund Trader actually performs a valuable service to capitalism by clearing its lower intestinal tract of harmful bacteria like Democracy.
Often dismissed as a mere parasite, the Hedge Fund Trader actually performs a valuable service to capitalism —-
Hedge Fund Traders show their true face.
Lethal Weapon V [Taking on Hedge Fund Traders]: Okay, okay, okay.
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