OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

UPI/Kevin Dietsch
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Not even a filthy rich dictator can resist the value of Subway’s 5 dollar foot long!
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Marching band and color guard uniforms are the latest, odd fashion trend on the socialite scene.
Ashes. Ashes. We all fall down.
Red leader belongs on red carpet.
In a Rasmussen poll, likely Republican voters preferred Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Dictator” character to Mitt Romney by fourteen points.
The Red Carpet taboo is broken. Pubes are shown on a true dickhead.
Sandra Bullock wonders how it came to this.
His Excellency Admiral General Aladeen (Sasha Baron Cohen) and the ashes of Kim Jong il; With the “miliraty” background and the strong leadership, that would be a ticket that the Republicans could really get behind.
Syria’s Bashar al-Assad attends Oscars incognito.
Borat Grows Up.–the sequel.
The hottie on the left can guard my body anytime she wants to.
I just can’t function until I’ve had my morning cup-o-Josephine!
Sam Kinison got his reincarnation wish…..
A newly elected dictator, Jimmy Carter just got moist.
I had a dream! —-BHO
Few knew the tawdry history of the young Captain Steubing and the “real” Love Boat.
Telltale sign of a fascist: inability to perform “Live Long And Prosper” hand gesture.