OTB Caption Contest Winners

The La Brea Carpets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The La Brea Carpets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Anderson – In a Rasmussen poll, likely Republican voters preferred Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Dictator” character to Mitt Romney by fourteen points.

Second: Tillman – Telltale sign of a fascist: inability to perform “Live Long And Prosper” hand gesture.

Third: Michael Hamm – The Red Carpet taboo is broken. Pubes are shown on a true dickhead.


NBH – Not even a filthy rich dictator can resist the value of Subway’s 5 dollar foot long!

John425 – Syria’s Bashar al-Assad attends Oscars incognito.

MaggieMama – Red leader belongs on red carpet.

Gollum – Few knew the tawdry history of the young Captain Steubing and the “real” Love Boat.


The ashen remains of Limbaugh’s career were treated with all due pomp and respect… then dumped on the GOP.

The Holy Grail of contraception is still being sought.

The Monday Contest is ready to compete with Don Imus.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Anderson says:

    Romney should try having those bodyguards follow him around. Thanks!