OTB Caption Contest Winners

The HASSAN CHOP Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The HASSAN CHOP Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Sikhs wield swords during their clash inside the complex of the holy Sikh shrine, the Golden Temple, in Amritsar

REUTERS/Munish Sharma


All very good… but I never liked the “Everyone wins” play, so here’s my take.

First: PAUL HOOSON – “Some things just make you Sikh to watch!”

Second: KevinIf I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Third: OzarkHillbilly – Looks like Congress to me.


Doug MataconisThe “Blue Turban” v. “Yellow Turban” argument got just a bit out of hand.

Mu – And this is why we never hand out LSD and swords at the same time

Tillman – All hell broke loose at the Mumbai IKEA.

RockThisTown – 7-11 & Dunkin Donuts employees debate whether to allow Joe Biden as a customer.

Pinky – This happens every time the St, Louis Rams redesign their uniforms.

CSK – Once again, the Yellow Hat Team prevailed in the Mumbai Hide and Sikh Invitational Classic.

Franklin – Never bring a sword to a g … uh, never mind you’re fine.

He who must not be named – It slices, it dices, it never gets dull! The new Sikh-o-matic from Ronco!

John425 – Training course in terrorist beheadings gets off to a wrong start.

DrDaveT – There were a few dicey moments at the opening of the new Lahore branch of Benihana…


“To be excused, you need a note from your Doctor saying you’re Sikh.”

“Ornamental my ass…”

Things got out of hand at the Paul Hooson Look-a-like contest.

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Swords? Yes, but both sides do it.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Wow! Thank you! This is an all time first for me here! – Some pictures really inspire me to write jokes and this one had the right elements for me to write one gag after another here. I also voted up many of the other jokes and captions because I admired these so much. There’s so many talented writers here. – This entire Website is very top notch bringing in some very intelligent people willing to have a little fun with this great contest every week. Thank you Rodney and everyone here for making this such a great weekly fun writing event!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @PAUL HOOSON: You were on a really Sikh roll Paul.

    3rd place 2 weeks in a row. I am a little surprised, when I first looked at the pic I came up with nothing. It was funny but I was drawing a blank. Then I read a few of Paul’s and that got the juices flowing a little bit.

  3. PAUL HOOSON says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Your entries are always very good, Ozark. You’re one of my favorite joke writers here, where I always admire your efforts which I always find a few to get a good laugh from. Your joke about “Congress” was excellent!

  4. Franklin says:

    Lots of good ones, and I especially liked Rodney’s additions.

    Congrats, Paul.

  5. Tillman says:

    Yeah, everyone was on top of their game with this one.