OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Sikhs wield swords during their clash inside the complex of the holy Sikh shrine, the Golden Temple, in Amritsar

REUTERS/Munish Sharma

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey, I’m sorry for the bad headache guys, but enough with the bad attitude!”




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  2. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Sikh and ye shall find?




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  3. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Well, that’s the last time I go to that church!”




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  4. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I don’t know why some people want the Mass in Latin. I can’t understand a single thing!”




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  5. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “My money is still on the guys with the black towels on their head….They still look more badass than the yellow towel guys!”




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  6. The “Blue Turban” v. “Yellow Turban” argument got just a bit out of hand.




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  7. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I never said you guys were responsible for the Tracy Morgan accident! So just stop it!”




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  8. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Is this like a East coast – West coast rivalry thing?”




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  9. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “If you guys don’t stop it, I won’t take you to McDonald’s for hamburgers!”




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  10. Kevin says:

    If I told you one, I’ve told you a thousand times. NO SOUP FOR YOU!




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  11. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “For some reason, child stars always turn out so troubled when they grow up!”




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  12. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Stop your rioting. I told you this caption contest is run by Rodney Dill…..Not, Rodney King!”




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  13. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Some things just make you Sikh to watch!”




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  14. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Boy: “Hey dad, what do these Sikh guys and Paul Hooson have in common?”

    Dad: “They’re both bad for the shaving razor business?”




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  15. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I suppose this is a bad time for me to come out as gay?”




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  16. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “You guys behave yourself! Why don’t you behave yourselves like people do in Portland, Oregon and ride around on bicycles in the nude!”




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  17. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Guess which one of these guys has a car powered by a jet turban!”




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  18. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hard to believe that this country has two aircraft carriers…..For magic carpets!”




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  19. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Stop the darn fighting! I’m sorry your wife put your magic carpet in the washing machine!”




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  20. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Beard To Be Wild?




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  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A Sikh has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are the towels….




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  22. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey guys, I’m a tourist here. Where’s a good steakhouse around here?”




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  23. PAUL HOOSON says:

    India’s least popular sitar player…..Ravi Cankersore….




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  24. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Instead of fighting all the time, get those towels off your ears so you don’t misunderstand each other and fight so much!”




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  25. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “You guys need a strict woman around here to keep order! If Hillary Clinton was here, she’s give you all spankings!”




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  26. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.




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  27. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Kill them all and let God sort ’em out.




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  28. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A re-enactment of that classic battle of those for JC Penney towels and those just satisfied with those from WalMart….




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  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey you bums get out of here! You’re bad for the carpet business!”




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  30. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Looks like Congress to me.




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  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Well, all I can say is that if this is any example right here, then the Hall Of Presidents must really suck at the Indian Disneyland!”




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  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “You guys been hitting that cheap Thunderbird fortified wine again!”




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  33. rodney dill says:

    @PAUL HOOSON: Your jokes are particularly Sikh today.




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  34. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Republicans at a Bowe Bergdahl sighting.




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  35. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: He’s definitely on a roll, and that was one Sikh pun you put out there.




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  36. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Paintball is for pu$$ies.




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  37. Tillman says:

    The Yellow Turban Rebellion.*




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  38. Mu says:

    And this is why we never hand out LSD and swords at the same time




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  39. Tillman says:

    Yessir, Game of Thrones has been translated into at least thirty different languages, but the Punjabi translation has definitely gotten the biggest following.




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  40. Tillman says:

    All hell broke loose at the Mumbai IKEA.




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  41. PAUL HOOSON says:

    @rodney dill: My jokes are so poor they should seek foreign aid….BtW, did you hear about the Indian Rodney Dangerfield? “Hey, I get no rice back. I get no rice back…”




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  42. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “We’re playing hide and go sikh!”




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  43. PAUL HOOSON says:

    LAW & ORDER: MUMBAI?




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  44. Eric Florack says:

    Wait…. hold up a sec…. THESE are the guys we’re supposed to compromise with?




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  45. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “That foreign act on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT left me confused and scratching my head…”




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  46. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Boy, things are sure confused at General Motors right now…”




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  47. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Outraged cab driver mobs attack Paul Hooson’s strip club because of all his Sikh jokes….




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  48. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Oh Taxi! Taxi!…”




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  49. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey, you rival cab drivers knock it off!”




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  50. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey cab driver, you left the meter running while you do this?”




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  51. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Whirling Dervish guy, this cab ain’t going to drive itself…..Get back in here!”




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  52. RockThisTown says:

    “Sgt. Bergdahl IS on our side!” “Is not!” “Is too!” “Is not!”




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  53. RockThisTown says:

    “Oh, SHI -ITE! Those are real swords!”




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  54. RockThisTown says:

    “Watch the brass, will ya huh? Those sword scratches are hard to buff out!”




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  55. RockThisTown says:

    7-11 & Dunkin Donuts employees debate whether to allow Joe Biden as a customer.




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  56. Pinky says:

    This happens every time the St, Louis Rams redesign their uniforms.




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  57. rodney dill says:

    Things got out of hand at the Paul Hooson Look-a-like contest.




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  58. jd says:

    Thompson’s Jihad Seal will keep your deck looking new for years beyond counting.




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  59. John425 says:

    Sikh: “Kill everyone who even sounds like Hooson”

    Free, first of the month sword sharpening at the temple turns out to be a bad idea.




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  60. RockThisTown says:

    The Arabic-English interpreter was severely reprimanded when he mistranslated AT&T’s slogan to “Reach out and behead someone.”




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  61. rodney dill says:

    @John425: “HOOSON CHOP




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  62. CSK says:

    Once again, the Yellow Hat Team prevailed in the Mumbai Hide and Sikh Invitational Classic.




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  63. Pinky says:

    The TSA agent nodded off for five minutes, and look what happened.




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  64. He who must not be named says:

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning. In fact, was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing.




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  65. He who must not be named says:

    The Day’s Watch? Wearing the white? The watchers on the wall?




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  66. He who must not be named says:

    Now over at the temple, oh, they really pack ’em in…




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  67. He who must not be named says:

    He killed me with a sword Mal, how weird is that?




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  68. Franklin says:

    Ahhh, so this is where the Minnesota Vikings got their hideous color scheme!




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  69. Franklin says:

    Never bring a sword to a g … uh, never mind you’re fine.




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  70. Franklin says:

    Tide’s new commercial for color-safe bleach was a first in the industry for using real bloodstains.




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  71. John425 says:

    Training course in terrorist beheadings gets off to a wrong start.




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  72. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey Nehru! I hear that WalMart has an opening for a truck driver!”




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  73. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Sikh Guy 1:”Hey Nehru! Did you hear that the new Miss America volunteers her time at a women’s shelter?”

    Sikh Guy 2: “Wow, I sure hope that they’re able to adopt most of them and don’t have to euthanize very many of them!”




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  74. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Sikh Guy 1: “Hey, anybody here know how to tell jokes and do a stand up routine?”

    Sikh Guy 2: “Why?”

    Sikh Guy 1: “Well, with Tracy Morgan out of work for a few days, the comedy club decided to outsource the work to India”.




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  75. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I want to deeply apologize for my jokes this week. My decision to outsource them didn’t prove very wise in retrospect…” – Paul Hooson




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  76. PAUL HOOSON says:

    An Indian goes to a restaurant. The Maitre d asks if he has a reservation.




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  77. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey, you Rama Lama Ding Dong guys! This phone bank ain’t going to answer itself! Get back to work! Break over! Snap snap!”




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  78. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Paul Hooson” – Death by a thousand jokes?




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  79. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “…..Tie a yellow turban around the old oak tree, it’s been three long years, do you still love me…..”




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  80. DrDaveT says:

    There were a few dicey moments at the opening of the new Lahore branch of Benihana…




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  81. He who must not be named says:

    ‘Cause we may not be the Young Ones very long. RIP Rik Mayall.




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  82. He who must not be named says:

    It slices, it dices, it never gets dull! The new Sikh-o-matic from Ronco!




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  83. He who must not be named says:

    And then suddenly, a hockey game broke out.




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  84. He who must not be named says:

    No blood, no foul.




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  85. He who must not be named says:

    Let me guess, another religion of peace.




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  86. He who must not be named says:

    The arguments over whether to wear the home whites with the yellow turban or the road whites with the purple turban grew violent.




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  87. He who must not be named says:

    Unexpectedly!




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  88. He who must not be named says:

    Kobe, I’m opened.




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  89. He who must not be named says:

    That’s going to leave a mark.




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  90. He who must not be named says:

    Hooson’s side are you on?




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  91. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Wow! I don’t like all these changes to CASH CAB….”




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  92. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Hey you turban boys knock it off! Do I have to call in my motorcycle pals to keep a little law and order around this joint?”




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  93. John425 says:

    HoosonHouse–where quality was never as important as quantity.




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  94. He who must not be named says:

    If a sword fight breaks out in your temple, you’re doing it wrong.




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  95. PAUL HOOSON says:

    @John425: I’m like the Costco of jokes – A whole 55 gallon barrel of them for one low price wheeled out on a handtruck to your truck or van by our cheerful employees!




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  96. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I never did understand the going’s on at that Mormon Temple….But, they seem like nice enough people the rest of the week…”




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  97. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Funny?:You don’t look Jewish…”




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  98. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Remind me to tell everyone here never to buy a mummy from India.- They only cover the top of the head with a bandage to save money…”




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  99. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Only in india could you do this. In the U.S. you’d have to go to city hall and take out permits to have a sword fight. And fill out endless forms asking “how large will your sword fight be?”, then go door to door to neighbors with a notification that you intend to have a sword fight to be sure there won’t be any objections from the neighbors. Then the parking bureau with the city will want to see your parking plan for the sword fight, to be sure that it won’t impact neighborhood livability, and ask if it’s possible that mass transit or car pooling can be used. Once this city agency is satisfied, another city agency will ask you to provide proof of liability insurance for this sword fight, and you will have to acquire sword fight liability insurance. Then another city agency will require that you post a $5000 bond to host the sword fight event, Finally, you will need to get approval from the police, who will either endorse or give a negative recommendation to your sword fight, before your sword fight proposal finally goes to the full city council for days of public testimony before they finally reach a final decision whether to grant you a sword fight permit or send it back to the first agency for a further 45 days of public review.- All of which takes away from the fun and spontaneity of a true Indian turban sword fight…”




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  100. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Police Officer: “Ok, tell me what happened for the report…?”

    Turban Guy 1: “Well, this other turban guy over here asked me for some Pringles, and things just got of hand?”

    Police Officer: “What flavor?”

    Turban Guy1: “Ranch, I think..”

    Police Officer: “Regular or low sodium?”

    Turban Guy1: “Regular”

    Police Officer: “What size?”

    Turban Guy1:”8.6 oz.”

    Police Officer: “Is that the regular one, or the downzised can?”

    Turban Guy1:”Downsized, I think…You know how things are these days.”

    Police Officer: “Yeah, I know what you mean…”




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  101. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Next year ought to be even better when we take over the lease from the deaf kid’s camp next door and have twice the space…”




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