Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
Sam learns the hard way that if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
“You’re legally dead Donald get back in the ground.”
Third World Swirly
The Park Service begins to replace the National Mall’s trees with taxpayers.
The search for the first successful Obamacare enrollee continues.
Try as they might, Paul Ryan and Erik Cantor could not pull Boehners head out of Ted Cruz’s a$$.
“Mitch. Mitch! It’s OK. You can come out now. Ted is gone.”
Make a wish!
C’mon guys, I know it’s shut down and all, but are you sure this is the Grand. Canyon?
a new wishbone concept…..a winner is determined by who gets the most…..well….you get the idea….
Ozark Hillbillies try to dig their way out of Obamacare enrollment mess.
Still Life: Primitive Democrats holding a still life.
Sumatran in the hole: “If London found a submarine underground then there must be others. Keep digging.”
Still learning the music biz, the real Village People kick off the summer tour with their hit song “tYA”……..
Quick! Finish before OSHA gets here!
Somebody named “Sebelius” needs us to fix the fiber optic cable leading to the healthcare.gov developers in Mumbai STAT!
Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Spontaneous celebrations for six more years of quantitative easing broke out around the world.
Ok, I don’t know what you’re trying to do but I am pretty sure you are doing it wrong.
It’s full of stars.
It’s a trap!
Do we really want to go there? On these threads all political bombs are fair game (I quite often lob them at dems as much as GOPs) but getting personal? Aren’t you being a little thin skinned? Ahhh, but of course you are. I hurt your precious little feelings.
Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan and John Boehner are looking for the latest Republican approval ratings.
American tourist: “I hear funeral directors aren’t so good in this country…”
Bad foreign kid: “I’m sorry dad! Can’t you just beat me with a yak penis like the other kids?”
A remote villager has a hut fire. The first thing he rescues is the yak penis….
“You are absolutely sure you plant these head down?”
“Lower me a little bit. I think I see the yak penis down here…”
A remote villager has a hut fire. The first thing he rescues is that soup made from his deceased ancestors that the family drinks to honor them….
A foreign version of THE GONG SHOW goes badly and a three man act gets gonged….
Chuck Barris: “Oh! You gonged them Mobuki. Why did you gong them?”
Mobuki: “Did not like rendition of fire dance….Very strange…”
“I hear this remote villager edition of PERUVIAN MASHCO-PIRO TRIBE’S GOT TALENT isn’t very good….”
Kid: “Who tells the worst yak penis jokes?”
Dad: “Who son?”
Kid: “Aw dad, you guessed it!”
“I hear that Rodney Dill really had to dig down deep to find this funny caption picture…”
Villager Guy:”If Paul Hooson was running this NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC-type picture over at Wizbang Pop, he’d look for one where it’s villager women who don’t wear shirts….”
Villager Guy Two: “Yeah he would…”
American Tourist: “I hear the local version of POPULAR HOT RODDING isn’t very good around here…”
Ted Cruz and Eric Cantor lower Speaker Boehner into the Tanning Booth
I say on the count of three, we each pull and make a wish.
I told him this swimming hole was too shallow for diving but he wouldn’t listen.
“I hear that the pool at Motel 6 isn’t very good…”
@Mu: …If he’s a politician.
“Is there a party over heeere?”
@OzarkHillbilly: Nah, you haven’t hurt my feelings: you aren’t good enough to do that. In fact, I was trying for a more urbane comment in response to your crude and crass remarks
Human-powered fracking, while ecologically sound, proved a tedious process.
Are you sure this is the way Achilles did it?
The third world movie trailer for ‘Caddy Shack’ re-titled: Delicious Giant Plump Rodent and Greens
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
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