OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. James Pearce says:

    Sam learns the hard way that if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

  2. rodney dill says:

    “You’re legally dead Donald get back in the ground.”

  3. Tony W says:

    Third World Swirly

  4. Hal 10000 says:

    The Park Service begins to replace the National Mall’s trees with taxpayers.

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    The search for the first successful Obamacare enrollee continues.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Try as they might, Paul Ryan and Erik Cantor could not pull Boehners head out of Ted Cruz’s a$$.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Mitch. Mitch! It’s OK. You can come out now. Ted is gone.”

  8. R.Dave says:

    Make a wish!

  9. David in KC says:

    C’mon guys, I know it’s shut down and all, but are you sure this is the Grand. Canyon?

  10. peterh says:

    a new wishbone concept…..a winner is determined by who gets the most…..well….you get the idea….

  11. john425 says:

    Ozark Hillbillies try to dig their way out of Obamacare enrollment mess.

    Still Life: Primitive Democrats holding a still life.

    Sumatran in the hole: “If London found a submarine underground then there must be others. Keep digging.”

  12. markm says:

    Still learning the music biz, the real Village People kick off the summer tour with their hit song “tYA”……..

  13. Quick! Finish before OSHA gets here!

  14. Somebody named “Sebelius” needs us to fix the fiber optic cable leading to the healthcare.gov developers in Mumbai STAT!

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Spontaneous celebrations for six more years of quantitative easing broke out around the world.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, I don’t know what you’re trying to do but I am pretty sure you are doing it wrong.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    It’s full of stars.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    It’s a trap!

  20. Pinky says:


  21. OzarkHillbilly says:


    Do we really want to go there? On these threads all political bombs are fair game (I quite often lob them at dems as much as GOPs) but getting personal? Aren’t you being a little thin skinned? Ahhh, but of course you are. I hurt your precious little feelings.

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan and John Boehner are looking for the latest Republican approval ratings.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    American tourist: “I hear funeral directors aren’t so good in this country…”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Bad foreign kid: “I’m sorry dad! Can’t you just beat me with a yak penis like the other kids?”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    A remote villager has a hut fire. The first thing he rescues is the yak penis….

  26. Mu says:

    “You are absolutely sure you plant these head down?”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Lower me a little bit. I think I see the yak penis down here…”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    A remote villager has a hut fire. The first thing he rescues is that soup made from his deceased ancestors that the family drinks to honor them….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    A foreign version of THE GONG SHOW goes badly and a three man act gets gonged….

    Chuck Barris: “Oh! You gonged them Mobuki. Why did you gong them?”

    Mobuki: “Did not like rendition of fire dance….Very strange…”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear this remote villager edition of PERUVIAN MASHCO-PIRO TRIBE’S GOT TALENT isn’t very good….”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Kid: “Who tells the worst yak penis jokes?”

    Dad: “Who son?”

    Kid: “Aw dad, you guessed it!”

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear that Rodney Dill really had to dig down deep to find this funny caption picture…”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Villager Guy:”If Paul Hooson was running this NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC-type picture over at Wizbang Pop, he’d look for one where it’s villager women who don’t wear shirts….”

    Villager Guy Two: “Yeah he would…”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    American Tourist: “I hear the local version of POPULAR HOT RODDING isn’t very good around here…”

  35. al-Ameda says:

    Ted Cruz and Eric Cantor lower Speaker Boehner into the Tanning Booth

  36. Alan Rudo says:

    I say on the count of three, we each pull and make a wish.

  37. Scott O says:

    I told him this swimming hole was too shallow for diving but he wouldn’t listen.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hear that the pool at Motel 6 isn’t very good…”

  39. rodney dill says:

    @Mu: …If he’s a politician.

  40. JWH says:

    “Is there a party over heeere?”

  41. john425 says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Nah, you haven’t hurt my feelings: you aren’t good enough to do that. In fact, I was trying for a more urbane comment in response to your crude and crass remarks

  42. CSK says:

    Human-powered fracking, while ecologically sound, proved a tedious process.

  43. Are you sure this is the way Achilles did it?

  44. The third world movie trailer for ‘Caddy Shack’ re-titled: Delicious Giant Plump Rodent and Greens

  45. He who must not be named says:

    In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.