OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Swing Away Merrill Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, November 16, 2014 · 2 comments

The Swing Away Merrill Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austin – Lurch smash!

Second: Mikey – Here we see the Secretary of State has gone full Rock-em Sock-em Robot.

Third: al-Ameda – “Tastes great” “Less filling”

HONORABLE MENTION

Paul Hooson – FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE RUSSIAN BEAR

Mu – “If Mataconis tweets one more poll with both candidates withing the error margin of the poll I’m going to smack him”

jsg – check out my flexibility

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!

“I used to be a Swift Boat adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee.”

Madame Tussaud’s Whacks Museum

“I never wanted to be Secretary of State… I always wanted to be… A Lumberjack!”