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U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov meet on the sidelines of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) meeting in Beijing


Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. Mikey says:

    Here we see the Secretary of State has gone full Rock-em Sock-em Robot.

  2. Paul Hooson says:


  3. Paul Hooson says:

    A Boris Karloff split screen….As himself, and as the monster…

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst Universal FRANKENSTEIN movie ever made…

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    “Them’s fightin’ words…”

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m Irish and Jewish, don’t screw me…”

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s sure good to see relations improving between the two countries…

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    Things are sure improving….Last week it was all black eyes and broken noses….

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh yeah, my president is worst than yours!”

    “Well, my president is more crappy than your whole congress combined!”

    “Oh yeah, well by president is worst than your whole Kremlin combined!”

    “Oh yeah….”

    “Quick! Somebody stop those two before they kill each other!”

  10. jd says:

    Oooo, your boss makes me sooo mad!

  11. jd says:

    John likes to show everybody he meets what he’ll do when a Republican president is elected, if REINS is passed.

  12. jsg says:

    check out my flexibility

  13. Mu says:

    “If Mataconis tweets one more poll with both candidates withing the error margin of the poll I’m going to smack him”

  14. rodney dill says:

    “I used to be a Swift Boat adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee.”

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    If Bush had agreed to my challenge to fight it out for the White House, I would have won in 2004.

  16. John425 says:

    Kerry: “No. If you are constipated you have to squeeze hard like this”.

    Lavrov: “Dah, we haff Ebola too. You send us famous Dr. Dre? Dah?”

  17. al-Ameda says:

    “Tastes great”
    “Less filling”

  18. al-Ameda says:

    Lavrov: “Let’s go to the hotel bar and pound down a few vodka martinis.”
    Kerry: “Yeah, then we can go wind-surfing, right?”

  19. Moosebreath says:

    Kerry: You think Russia punches above its weight. Well, try these on for size, buddy.

  20. rodney dill says:

    Madame Tussaud’s Whacks Museum

  21. RockThisTown says:

    “This is what I did when they wouldn’t give me a tax break on my yacht.”

  22. RockThisTown says:

    “Anybody who buys ketchup other than Heinz gets one of these!”

  23. RockThisTown says:

    “My plastic surgeon can beat up your plastic surgeon.”

  24. RockThisTown says:

    “I voted for fisticuffs before I voted against them.”

  25. MstrB says:

    “Now here’s my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh”

  26. Beggar says:

    “My colostomy bag is loose!”

  27. Just 'nutha' ig'rant cracker says:

    Wow! I’m just…underwhelmed…these are really sad–more so than usual.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “….now hold hands you lovebirds”.

  29. rodney dill says:

    @Just ‘nutha’ ig’rant cracker: Yea, I knew it was kind of a risky photo.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “And to think that Mikhail Gorbachev thinks we’re in the middle of a new cold war. Boy, how wrong is that?”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “You can just see some troubled marriages…”

  32. Mark Ryan says:

    John, if you don’t let it come out naturally then you’ll be at risk of sharting. Now stop pushing.

  33. charles austin says:

    Lurch smash!

  34. charles austin says:

    Now is the time on bad international diplomacy when we dance.

  35. charles austin says:

    Can you come to the restroom with me? I’m going to need a hand, literally.

  36. charles austin says:

    If you ever say that about Kim Kardashian again…

  37. charles austin says:

    Why, I oughta pound you.

  38. charles austin says:

    Do you know who I am?

  39. charles austin says:

    Is he stamping his feet now too?

  40. charles austin says:

    It’s Jenghis Khan.

  41. charles austin says:

    You’re gonna look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no f***** teeth.

  42. charles austin says:

    To live in this town you must be tough tough tough tough tough tough tough.

  43. charles austin says:

    Can you believe half the country didn’t want this guy to be president?

  44. charles austin says:

    Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

  45. charles austin says:

    But why do they both have plants sticking out of their butts like peacocks?

  46. charles austin says:

    Lavrov said, “ding,” and Kerry sprang into action.

  47. charles austin says:

    Now give me your lunch money.

  48. charles austin says:

    I’m Gumby dammit!

  49. charles austin says:

    Stop calling me Hillary-lite.

  50. charles austin says:

    Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

  51. charles austin says:

    In a deep, raspy voice Kerry says, “I must crush you.”

  52. charles austin says:

    Llllllllllet’s get ready to rumbllllllle!

  53. charles austin says:

    Obama said, “knock you out.”

  54. charles austin says:

    Stands With Fist. Didn’t he sleep with Kevin Costner?

  55. charles austin says:

    The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

  56. charles austin says:

    Pull your troops back from Ukraine or I will embarrass myself further.