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Here we see the Secretary of State has gone full Rock-em Sock-em Robot.
FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE RUSSIAN BEAR
A Boris Karloff split screen….As himself, and as the monster…
The worst Universal FRANKENSTEIN movie ever made…
“Them’s fightin’ words…”
“I’m Irish and Jewish, don’t screw me…”
It’s sure good to see relations improving between the two countries…
Things are sure improving….Last week it was all black eyes and broken noses….
“Oh yeah, my president is worst than yours!”
“Well, my president is more crappy than your whole congress combined!”
“Oh yeah, well by president is worst than your whole Kremlin combined!”
“Oh yeah….”
“Quick! Somebody stop those two before they kill each other!”
Oooo, your boss makes me sooo mad!
John likes to show everybody he meets what he’ll do when a Republican president is elected, if REINS is passed.
check out my flexibility
“If Mataconis tweets one more poll with both candidates withing the error margin of the poll I’m going to smack him”
“I used to be a Swift Boat adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee.”
If Bush had agreed to my challenge to fight it out for the White House, I would have won in 2004.
Kerry: “No. If you are constipated you have to squeeze hard like this”.
Lavrov: “Dah, we haff Ebola too. You send us famous Dr. Dre? Dah?”
“Tastes great”
“Less filling”
Lavrov: “Let’s go to the hotel bar and pound down a few vodka martinis.”
Kerry: “Yeah, then we can go wind-surfing, right?”
Kerry: You think Russia punches above its weight. Well, try these on for size, buddy.
Madame Tussaud’s Whacks Museum
“This is what I did when they wouldn’t give me a tax break on my yacht.”
“Anybody who buys ketchup other than Heinz gets one of these!”
“My plastic surgeon can beat up your plastic surgeon.”
“I voted for fisticuffs before I voted against them.”
“Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh”
“My colostomy bag is loose!”
Wow! I’m just…underwhelmed…these are really sad–more so than usual.
“….now hold hands you lovebirds”.
@Just ‘nutha’ ig’rant cracker: Yea, I knew it was kind of a risky photo.
“And to think that Mikhail Gorbachev thinks we’re in the middle of a new cold war. Boy, how wrong is that?”
“You can just see some troubled marriages…”
John, if you don’t let it come out naturally then you’ll be at risk of sharting. Now stop pushing.
Lurch smash!
Now is the time on bad international diplomacy when we dance.
Can you come to the restroom with me? I’m going to need a hand, literally.
If you ever say that about Kim Kardashian again…
Why, I oughta pound you.
Do you know who I am?
Is he stamping his feet now too?
It’s Jenghis Khan.
You’re gonna look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no f***** teeth.
To live in this town you must be tough tough tough tough tough tough tough.
Can you believe half the country didn’t want this guy to be president?
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
But why do they both have plants sticking out of their butts like peacocks?
Lavrov said, “ding,” and Kerry sprang into action.
Now give me your lunch money.
I’m Gumby dammit!
Stop calling me Hillary-lite.
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
In a deep, raspy voice Kerry says, “I must crush you.”
Llllllllllet’s get ready to rumbllllllle!
Obama said, “knock you out.”
Stands With Fist. Didn’t he sleep with Kevin Costner?
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Pull your troops back from Ukraine or I will embarrass myself further.