OTB Caption Contest Winners
The "You Stupid American Pigdogs" Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The “You Stupid American Pigdogs” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First:Franklin – “Hey Macarena!”
Second:OzarkHillbilly – Hey, at least we read it.
Third:C. Clavin – Yes…we are marching Israel to the doors of the oven. Oh…wait…it was Huckabee who said that. Never mind.
HONORABLE MENTION
Tony W – After carefully studying Master Yoda’s techniques, he finally found just the right time to try his levitation trick in public. Disney was happy to sponsor the event.
markm – “Correct, until this deal, the Europeans buying Manhattan for $24 worth of beads was the best deal in the history of deals”.
Pinky – “So what if my flag says ‘Allahu Akbar’? At least it’s not Confederate.”
John425 – Joint Euro-Iranian group announces their own version of “The Village People.”
RockThisTown – “On one hand, death to America. On the other hand, we get a nuke. It’s win-win.”
mannning – Gloating all the way to the bank!
Paul Hooson – No fans of Jews…Even less, no fans of my jokes
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Now go away… or I shall Taunt you again.”
“…and a time go gather stones together… U-235 stones that is.”
Mene Mene Tekel…
Wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which fills up faster.
“Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries”
2nd place! Didn’t think anything I offered was very good, tho I did like that particular dig at Graham. Thanx Rodney.
ps: The Pillage People…. You won with that one, hands down.
Oy Vey! This good Jewish boy brought up the rear again here…But, at least it was with a Jewish joke, which is my favorite genre for some odd reason…
BTW, people ask me at the club, “Paul, Paul. You clean the toilets…You vacuum the floors, you go out on the roof. But, Paul, Paul. you won’t work in the kitchen. Paul, why won’t you work in the kitchen?…And, I respond, “Jews don’t like ovens…”
Thank you, thank you! That was the only thing that occurred to me this week, so I was hoping it was good enough to get mentioned, but didn’t expect a 1st place! My favorites were Tony W’s and Pinky’s.