Monday, July 27, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Correct, until this deal, the Europeans buying Manhattan for $24 worth of beads was the best deal in the history of deals”.
“Yes, we were worried about the possibility of Monty being part of the process…..”
Question for Mr Zarif: “In the 26th year of this deal, can you tell the world what will be the first disease your medical research team will tackle?”
Answer: “….death to America, kill the Jews….aaaaaand maybe some Sunni-Arabs. Note, though, the order is subject to change”.
Look Ma, no hands!
Yes, I did wash my hands. Can we eat now?
After carefully studying Master Yoda’s techniques, he finally found just the right time to try his levitation trick in public. Disney was happy to sponsor the event.
Is this the face of a man who would shout, “DEATH TO ISRAEL!”?
Pssssst, where’s your burqa?
The Obama Is A God Damn Fool Club Members?
No fans of Jews…Even less, no fans of my jokes
A sight that makes this Jew’s blood turn to ice water…
The Founding Fathers of the 2nd coming Holocaust?
Five people with no intention of ever retiring to that sacred Jewish homeland…..Miami..
Would you buy a used rug from this man?
Yes…we are marching Israel to the doors of the oven.
Oh…wait…it was Huckabee who said that.
You can fool some people part of the time…But, you can fool Obama all of the time…
Five people who don’t appreciate my Jewish humor, let alone Jewish me…
For a joke, I’m starting a rumor that he’s actually Jewish just to see what folks back at his hometown think about that….
Even Fred or for that matter, Arnold Ziffle, wouldn’t be fooled by this guy. So how come the Obama Administration was?
Hey, at least we read it.
Now, if everyone will please rise, we will close by singing #7 in your songbooks, “Who’s Next?”…
“What about Israel? I think John Lee Hooker said it best, Boom boom boom boom.
(in a whisper) “what a bunch of suckers…”
“WHO SAID THAT???”
“Boy, this Obama guy is one tuff negotiator.”
“Yeah, at least with Reagan we got rid of the hostages.”
Having “solved” the Iran crisis, the group of six tries their hand at conducting a symphony orchestra.
I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
“this is Vienna, so where’s my damned Sacher Tort?”
See? No nuclear weapons up this sleeve, no nuclear weapons up this sleeve…. What? You want me to drop my pants too?
President Obama… you may have Ted Cassidy in your cabinet, but Fred Gwynne stands with us.
“So what if my flag says ‘Allahu Akbar’? At least it’s not Confederate.”
(Now I know what a room with all the creativity drained out of it looks like.)
It is customary in gambling to show hands before you deal when you are dealer, yes?
Zarif presents their newly constructed invisible bomb to the audience
Know what I did when I saw the first deal? I-ran, get it? come on, we laugh now, no? too soon?
Javad Zarif wants you to know the ovens are ready, for the pizza you idjits, for the pizza.
Zarif: “Allahu Akbar: See how easy it is to pwn the Europeans?”
Iranian: “No, we don’t wear neckties. That is a Jewish thing.”
Iranian host: “Welcome to our “So You Think You Can Dance?” show.”
Zarif:: “You accuse us of killing thousands, but look–my hands are clean.”
The really really off-Broadway cast of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF?
Joint Euro-Iranian group announces their own version of “The Village People.”
(sing with me):”One of these things is not like the others …”
Gloating all the way to the bank!
Not even a smidgen of production.
“I served at Chernobyl. I know Chernobyl. Chernobyl was a friend of mine. I have a feeling someday you’ll be Chernobyl.”
Quack lives matter.
“On one hand, death to America. On the other hand, we get a nuke. It’s win-win.”
“Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to seethe free.”
@John425: The Pillage People
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