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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Foreign ministers prepare for a family photo in Vienna

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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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  1. markm says:

    “Correct, until this deal, the Europeans buying Manhattan for $24 worth of beads was the best deal in the history of deals”.

  2. markm says:

    “Yes, we were worried about the possibility of Monty being part of the process…..”

  3. markm says:

    Question for Mr Zarif: “In the 26th year of this deal, can you tell the world what will be the first disease your medical research team will tackle?”

    Answer: “….death to America, kill the Jews….aaaaaand maybe some Sunni-Arabs. Note, though, the order is subject to change”.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Look Ma, no hands!

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Yes, I did wash my hands. Can we eat now?

  6. Tony W says:

    After carefully studying Master Yoda’s techniques, he finally found just the right time to try his levitation trick in public. Disney was happy to sponsor the event.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Is this the face of a man who would shout, “DEATH TO ISRAEL!”?

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Pssssst, where’s your burqa?

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    The Obama Is A God Damn Fool Club Members?

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    No fans of Jews…Even less, no fans of my jokes

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    A sight that makes this Jew’s blood turn to ice water…

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    The Founding Fathers of the 2nd coming Holocaust?

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Five people with no intention of ever retiring to that sacred Jewish homeland…..Miami..

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Would you buy a used rug from this man?

  15. C. Clavin says:

    Yes…we are marching Israel to the doors of the oven.
    Oh…wait…it was Huckabee who said that.
    Never mind.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    You can fool some people part of the time…But, you can fool Obama all of the time…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Five people who don’t appreciate my Jewish humor, let alone Jewish me…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    For a joke, I’m starting a rumor that he’s actually Jewish just to see what folks back at his hometown think about that….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Even Fred or for that matter, Arnold Ziffle, wouldn’t be fooled by this guy. So how come the Obama Administration was?

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey, at least we read it.

  21. DrDaveT says:

    Now, if everyone will please rise, we will close by singing #7 in your songbooks, “Who’s Next?”

  22. rodney dill says:

    “What about Israel? I think John Lee Hooker said it best, Boom boom boom boom.

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    (in a whisper) “what a bunch of suckers…”

    “WHO SAID THAT???”

    “Not me.”
    “Not me.”
    “Not me.”
    “Not me.”
    “Not me.”

  24. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Boy, this Obama guy is one tuff negotiator.”

    “Yeah, at least with Reagan we got rid of the hostages.”

  25. Hal_10000 says:

    Having “solved” the Iran crisis, the group of six tries their hand at conducting a symphony orchestra.

  26. Hal_10000 says:

    I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.

  27. al-Ameda says:

    “this is Vienna, so where’s my damned Sacher Tort?”

  28. OzarkHillbilly says:

    See? No nuclear weapons up this sleeve, no nuclear weapons up this sleeve…. What? You want me to drop my pants too?

  29. rodney dill says:

    President Obama… you may have Ted Cassidy in your cabinet, but Fred Gwynne stands with us.

  30. Pinky says:

    “So what if my flag says ‘Allahu Akbar’? At least it’s not Confederate.”

  31. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    (Now I know what a room with all the creativity drained out of it looks like.)

  32. Jc says:

    It is customary in gambling to show hands before you deal when you are dealer, yes?

  33. Jc says:

    Zarif presents their newly constructed invisible bomb to the audience

  34. Jc says:

    Know what I did when I saw the first deal? I-ran, get it? come on, we laugh now, no? too soon?

  35. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Javad Zarif wants you to know the ovens are ready, for the pizza you idjits, for the pizza.

  36. John425 says:

    Zarif: “Allahu Akbar: See how easy it is to pwn the Europeans?”

    Iranian: “No, we don’t wear neckties. That is a Jewish thing.”

    Iranian host: “Welcome to our “So You Think You Can Dance?” show.”

    Zarif:: “You accuse us of killing thousands, but look–my hands are clean.”

  37. de stijl says:


  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The really really off-Broadway cast of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF?

  39. Franklin says:

    “Hey Macarena!”

  40. John425 says:

    Joint Euro-Iranian group announces their own version of “The Village People.”

  41. John D'Geek says:

    (sing with me):”One of these things is not like the others …”

  42. mannning says:

    Gloating all the way to the bank!

  43. RockThisTown says:

    Not even a smidgen of production.

  44. RockThisTown says:

    “I served at Chernobyl. I know Chernobyl. Chernobyl was a friend of mine. I have a feeling someday you’ll be Chernobyl.”

  45. RockThisTown says:

    Quack lives matter.

  46. RockThisTown says:

    “On one hand, death to America. On the other hand, we get a nuke. It’s win-win.”

  47. RockThisTown says:

    “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to seethe free.”

  48. rodney dill says:

    @John425: The Pillage People