OTB Caption Contest Winners

The What? Me Worry? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The What? Me Worry? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tony W – WTF Doug? Another article?

Second: RockThisTown – “Did I wipe the server? That depends on the definition of ‘wipe’ & ‘server’. Bill & I have scores of servers – maids, cooks, drivers, dogwalkers, gardeners. Did I wipe any of them? No.”

Third: Franklin – Orange is the new black.

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – Benghazi? Wasn’t he in The Big Lebowski?”

OldSouthMy good friend Martha Stewart sent this pantsuit over. She said I need to learn to wear orange with the same sort of confidence she does for the fall campaign season. WHAT? Why are you all chuckling?

markm – “….I never had Top Secret relations with that server”

walt moffett – What difference does it make

CSK – When the pundits suggested that Hillary’s campaign needed a goosing, Huma unfortunately took the suggestion literally.

al-Ameda – “Do I look like I care?”

Paul HoosonAnother dishonest Clinton. Not the same dishonest Clinton as Bill. Close, but no cigar…

John425 – You say inauguration, I say coronation. So what?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an email question.”

“What do I care what Stacy and Clinton* think?” (*different Clinton)

“I love mankind, It’s people I can’t stand.”

Oh, the Huma inanity

♬ Everybody on the old cell block, they’ll be dancin’ to the email rock. ♬

“No, I don’t know who paid Stewie to follow Chris Christie around with a tuba.”

“I want to be President… I thought Orange was the new Barack.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Surreal American says:

    Missed this one. This would have been my caption:

    “I’m with it. I’m hip.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeS-Xb5u4-U




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  2. As soon as I saw Tony’s comment on the contest post I was hoping he’d win 🙂




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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Doug Mataconis: Yep. It was spot on. 😉

    Of my mostly rather weak entries Rodney, you did highlight what I thought was the best of them. I was ALWAYS drawn to the Ben Gazzara word play.




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Oh yeah, and I really liked Franklin’s “Orange is the new black.” Too funny.




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  5. Franklin says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Thanks! Rodney’s variation is a bit more direct if anybody didn’t quite get it.
    I probably would have swapped 1st and 2nd place, but otherwise I’m good with the list this week.




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  6. Tony W says:

    @Doug Mataconis: Thanks Doug, I am glad you can see the humor in it – we’re all friends here.




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  7. Paul Hooson says:

    Love your JAILHOUSE ROCK parody, Rodney. Even worse for women in a women’s prison is no men around, so sadly the lyrics continue, “Can’t find a partner? Use a leg off a wooden chair and start to rock…Everyone on the old cell block…”




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