OTB Caption Contest Winners

The My Pet Gloat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The My Pet Gloat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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(Official White House Photo by Lawrence Jackson)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: al-Ameda – “let’s see …. okay, here goes ….
I don’t like you Senator Cruz
I don’t like you at all
I don’t like you Senator Cruz
in Winter Spring Summer or Fall
I don’t like you at Princeton
not even at Harvard Law
I don’t like you in Congress
No, I don’t like you at all.”

Second:Jeron – Once upon a time, Earth was blue, brown and green. Now it’s all blue.

Third(tie): Guarneri – The First Lady’s heavy handed views on choreography for Led Zeppelins reunion tour went over no better than her school lunch menus.

Third(tie): Mark Ryan – The Cat in the Hat revealed his new Thing 3 today!!!

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – The First Lady shows her compassion for the French people by . . . oh wait, never mind.

Robert W. ArmijoMeanwhile, back in the White House Situation Room, President Obama consults with his top foreign policy advisers — Thing 1 and Thing 2 — for possible solutions to the ISIS crisis.

jd – Email? The Cat in the Hat knows a LOT about that!

Franklin – The school nurse was in a rage that her precautions for head lice were being totally ignored.

Hal_10000As Barack Obama’s term winds down, the cabinet meetings get stranger and stranger. As Barack Obama’s term winds down, the cabinet meetings get stranger and stranger.

CSK – These endless revivals of Cats-no matter how they may be updated for a young audience-are getting really, really tedious.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State.

“…and then the Grinch said, “At this point, what difference does it make?”

“Oh Look, The northbound and southbound Zax’s look just like Barry and Putin.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. DrDaveT says:

    Man, no love at all 3 weeks running. I thought I had a pretty good one this time — the Cat as Hillary, Thing 1 and Thing 2 as Bernie and Martin, the First Lady to explain it all…

  2. Franklin says:

    @DrDaveT: One thing these Caption Contests remind me is that humor is subjective. Although I generally agree with the winners, I find that my sense of my own entries does not always match Rodney’s.

  3. al-Ameda says:

    Yay!!!!
    On behalf of my family, my agent, my accountant, and my legal counsel, I’d like to thank OTB, and wish everyone here a great holiday season

  4. Mark Ryan says:

    (steps up to the podium) (ahem)(feedback) “Check it out, first and foremost, I have to thank my parents because if they didn’t bump uglies on that particular day then there wouldn’t be this award winner standing here in front of you all. It’s been a while since I was able to come up with something funny and witty enough to be put up atop with the best but I’ll tell ya, it’s so worth the wait! Thank you to OTB and of coarse, to, uhhh, what’s his name, Oh yeah, to the HotRod, Mr. Dill. The only man in the entire group way back who knew who Kick Ass was, LOL! WTG Al-Ameda, Jeron and Guarneri……yeah, yeah, I hear the music….Hey! Let go! Stop pulling me away, I’m nooooot dooone………….”