OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Cobbler's Son Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Franklin – The “I’m a lover not a fighter” candidate reminds us all to wear our rubbers.
Second: RockThisTown – Obama’s new Defense Secretary shows the administration’s ‘no boots on the ground’ strategy.
Third: Jc – Robert Deniro in – “Vermin Supreme – 2016, Grassroots and black boots!” This film is not yet relevant.
Mu – “And CSPAN is not going to show any speaker deviating from the new dress code”.
Jeron – These boots are made for walking, Johnny.
CSK – Vermin Supreme’s true ambition was to be chosen as Donald Trump’s running mate.
Tony W – After the film went viral all over the internet, Santa finally agreed it was time to stop drinking.
markm – “…and my running mate will be Pastafarian Lindsay Miller from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”
al-Ameda – “I remain fully committed to repealing every single word of Obamacare.”
Sudo Nimgh – Gandalf’s demonstrates at the Mordor County Clerk’s office, stating the bill allowing religious grounds for the refusal to issue same-sex marriage licenses “shall…NOT…PASS!” His domestic partner Dumbledore had no comment.
Paul Hooson – “Je Suis Paul Hooson!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The Democrats finally find a Presidential candidate with a sole.
By Happenstance the lead Republican Presidential candidate is also a vermin.
“Whaddya Das Boot is really about a submarine?”
“Ya der hey!”
A well heeled candidate.