OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Cobbler's Son Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Cobbler’s Son Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Vermin Supreme (L) reacts after filing his declaration of candidacy to appear on the New Hampshire primary election ballot in Concord, New Hampshire, November 20, 2015. To appear on the primary ballot candidates must sign a declaration affirming that they meet the Constitutional requirements to run for President and pay a $1,000 filing fee. REUTERS/Brian Snyder      TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

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First: Franklin – The “I’m a lover not a fighter” candidate reminds us all to wear our rubbers.

Second: RockThisTown – Obama’s new Defense Secretary shows the administration’s ‘no boots on the ground’ strategy.

Third: Jc – Robert Deniro in – “Vermin Supreme – 2016, Grassroots and black boots!” This film is not yet relevant.


Mu – “And CSPAN is not going to show any speaker deviating from the new dress code”.

Jeron – These boots are made for walking, Johnny.

CSK – Vermin Supreme’s true ambition was to be chosen as Donald Trump’s running mate.

Tony W – After the film went viral all over the internet, Santa finally agreed it was time to stop drinking.

markm – “…and my running mate will be Pastafarian Lindsay Miller from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”

al-Ameda – “I remain fully committed to repealing every single word of Obamacare.”

Sudo Nimgh – Gandalf’s demonstrates at the Mordor County Clerk’s office, stating the bill allowing religious grounds for the refusal to issue same-sex marriage licenses “shall…NOT…PASS!” His domestic partner Dumbledore had no comment.

Paul Hooson – “Je Suis Paul Hooson!”


The Democrats finally find a Presidential candidate with a sole.

By Happenstance the lead Republican Presidential candidate is also a vermin.

“Whaddya Das Boot is really about a submarine?”

“Ya der hey!”

A well heeled candidate.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    It took me a while to get into this one. I thought about Gypsy Boots jokes, but no one remembers him from the the old Steve Allen Show. But, I got an honorable mention to boot…

  2. Franklin says:

    Holy crap, two wins in a row … that adds more pressure than I can handle for tomorrow’s new contest.

    Anyway, thank you again! But I’ll admit to snorting at RockThisTown’s entry.

  3. Tony W says:

    I think my name has been slandered – mine was much funnier than the duplicated one above it 🙂

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @Tony W: Heh… It’s fixed… Guess I should’ve followed Santa’s lead.