OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Great White North Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Great White North Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
A man dressed as a polar bear walks into the ocean during the annual Coney Island Polar Bear Club New Year's Day swim on January 1, 2016 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The Coney Island Polar Bear Club claims to be the oldest winter bathing organization in the U.S. and attracts hundreds to the beach for the annual swim in the Atlantic Ocean. (Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)


(Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jc – Fresh out of rehab the Coca-Cola Polar Bear is spotted plunging into another partying binge

Second: DrDaveT – A well-ordered militia celebrates the right to keep and arm bears.

Third: Guarneri – Today the Clinton campaign released evidence from a poorly made Youtube video alleged to have caused the spontaneous rampage of polar bears on the US Embassy in Benghazi…

HONORABLE MENTION

edmondo – Debbie Wasserman Shultz was under renewed criticism after the final Democratic presidential debate was held at the Artic Circle. The winner was “some white dude”.”

RockThisTown – Vanilla ISIS announces his upcoming American tour.

Franklin – Play me some Tull!

Tony W – “Occupy Yukon”

Wyatt EarpBear Grylls has really let himself go.

markm – DATELINE NORTH POLE:”With all the sea ice melted due to Climate Change, Fred the EPA Climate Bear leads some over served bipeds to their certain grizzly death…..”

Mu – The casting call for “The 14th warrior” was well attended.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Unfortunately for all involved, Ned was a Bi-Polar bear, and when his mood cycled the ensuing blood bath was epic.

Watch out where the huskies go… don’t you eat that yellow snow.

“I am Al Gorax… I speak for the seas.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    I couldn’t enter…every entry was blocked as spam for some reason…

  2. Franklin says:

    Good job Jc and Rodney!