OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Great White North Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, January 10, 2016 · 2 comments

The Great White North Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jc – Fresh out of rehab the Coca-Cola Polar Bear is spotted plunging into another partying binge

Second: DrDaveT – A well-ordered militia celebrates the right to keep and arm bears.

Third: Guarneri – Today the Clinton campaign released evidence from a poorly made Youtube video alleged to have caused the spontaneous rampage of polar bears on the US Embassy in Benghazi…

HONORABLE MENTION

edmondo – Debbie Wasserman Shultz was under renewed criticism after the final Democratic presidential debate was held at the Artic Circle. The winner was “some white dude”.”

RockThisTown – Vanilla ISIS announces his upcoming American tour.

Franklin – Play me some Tull!

Tony W – “Occupy Yukon”

Wyatt Earp – Bear Grylls has really let himself go.

markm – DATELINE NORTH POLE:”With all the sea ice melted due to Climate Change, Fred the EPA Climate Bear leads some over served bipeds to their certain grizzly death…..”

Mu – The casting call for “The 14th warrior” was well attended.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Unfortunately for all involved, Ned was a Bi-Polar bear, and when his mood cycled the ensuing blood bath was epic.

Watch out where the huskies go… don’t you eat that yellow snow.

“I am Al Gorax… I speak for the seas.”