OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ramming Speed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ramming Speed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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(Gene Blevins/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: RockThisTown – The USS Anthony Weiner being prepared for its maiden voyage.

Second: Kylopod“My crayons are yuuuuuuge.” (must be compensating for something – rodney)

Third: Jenos Idanian – In a stunning demonstration of performance art, Christo arranges for a special delivery to Liberty island, where this will be… introduced to the Statue of Liberty. The artist says it symbolizes the 2016 presidential election.

HONORABLE MENTION

Hal_10000The press were shocked to find that the event involving a giant orange explosive container of hot gas was not, in fact, a Trump appearance.

markm – Iran: “That?!?!?!?…NO….no-no-no….that is not a MOANW (mother of all nuclear war heads), that is a….fishing buoy. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

Franklin – Roger Goodell taunts Tom Brady by sending a giant deflated football to the Patriot’s oceanside mansion.

Jc – Ball Park Franks releases a prototype of its newest hot dog “The Chris Christie”

Paul Hooson – Thank God the North Korean nukes are no good without a reliable delivery system…

Guarneri – Peering out the front window, it was a Captain’s sixth sense that told him. “Don’t yell fire!”

Robert W. ArmijoShwing!

lethbridgePresident Trump sends iron sculpture to North Korea

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ivana Trump: “No, Not really. Donald is more a canoe with a hot water heater.”

Another delivery of hot air to Washington D.C.

Hillary begins to wonder just how many D-cells it takes.

First attempt at the Airhogs speed boat record

Kim Jong-Un: “Now where did I leave the Illudium pu-36 explosive space modulator.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you, Rodney my friend for the honorable mention here. I deeply appreciate it. A very happy holiday weekend to you and everyone here!

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    I figured that, since I had so many entries, I’d bag at least second. But third is still an honor. Thanks, Rodney!

  3. Franklin says:

    @Paul Hooson: I liked that entry of yours, it could have been higher up if I had a vote!

    This photo was really ripe for a lot of good entries, certainly more than the usual amount.