OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Iran: “That?!?!?!?…NO….no-no-no….that is not a MOANW (mother of all nuclear war heads), that is a….fishing buoy. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

  2. R. Dave says:

    “I don’t know….Don’t you think that’s a little too on the nose?” the Cialis marketing VP asked.

  3. Jenos Idanian says:

    “No, we didn’t see Kong on the trip to Skull Island, but we did bring back proof that he exists.”

  4. Jenos Idanian says:

    If you zoom in enough, you can see that it’s being straddled by a naked Miley Cyrus.

  5. Jenos Idanian says:

    “This long-distance dedication is going out to NASA. Here’s ‘Tanks For The Memories.'”

  6. Jenos Idanian says:

    Donald Trump plans for a surprise prop to appear during Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. Not shown: the giant blue dress and the giant black beret.

  7. Jenos Idanian says:

    Good news: the trade embargo’s been lifted with Cuba.

    Bad news: their economy’s so lousy, they can only export one cigar.

    Good news: this is that one cigar.

  8. Jenos Idanian says:

    “Well, now we know where all that money went for Snoop Dogg’s latest video…”

  9. rodney dill says:

    @Jenos Idanian: …and Slim Pickens

  10. Jenos Idanian says:

    In a stunning demonstration of performance art, Christo arranges for a special delivery to Liberty island, where this will be… introduced to the Statue of Liberty. The artist says it symbolizes the 2016 presidential election.

  11. Jenos Idanian says:

    Donald Trump buys Oscar Meyer, commissions new Wienermobile.

    (Paid for by Mexico)

  12. Jenos Idanian says:

    “COWABUhhhh…. maybe not today.”

  13. Mu says:

    The renewed economic ties with Cuba brought a revival of cigar advertising in Florida.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Lifting the arms embargo on Vietnam had unintended consequences.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    After the 1st successful penile transplant, Trump imports a prototype prior to his tariffs taking effect.

  16. CSK says:

    The only dignitary present at the launching of the aircraft carrier USS Lewinsky was an aging but still sporty Bill Clinton.

  17. Franklin says:

    The problem with ordering artillery from other countries is the occasional snafu in metric conversion.

  18. al-Ameda says:

    The Trump and Boehner Orange Spray Tan order is on its way

  19. Jon Waltz says:

    With relations between the United States and Cuba normalizing, the Americans scuttled plans for a second Bay of Pigs invasion. The first casualty, a giant, Trojan Horse-like Double Robusto full of Navy SEALs.

  20. Hal_10000 says:

    The press were shocked to find that the event involving a giant orange explosive container of hot gas was not, in fact, a Trump appearance.

  21. Guarneri says:

    Peering out the front window, it was a Captain’s sixth sense that told him. “Don’t yell fire!”

  22. Guarneri says:

    The passerby mused that under Obamacare these transgender conversion surgeries had really gotten out of hand.

  23. Franklin says:

    It’s no big deal – it’s just a Baby Ruth!

  24. Kylopod says:

    “My crayons are yuuuuuuge.”

  25. Franklin says:

    Roger Goodell taunts Tom Brady by sending a giant deflated football to the Patriot’s oceanside mansion.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    1:1 Scale Revell Model Kit?

  27. RockThisTown says:

    The USS Anthony Weiner being prepared for its maiden voyage.

  28. DrDaveT says:

    If you experience a commercial cargo vessel lasting more than four hours, call your doctor immediately.

  29. j says:

    Memo to next White House intern (if Hill/Billy) is elected: “Brace yourself. That’s one BIG cigar”

  30. john430 says:

    Memo to next White House intern (if Hill/Billy) is elected: “Brace yourself. That’s one BIG cigar.”

  31. Franklin says:

    What can brown do for you?

  32. Franklin says:

    And this is how the Butthole Surfers got their start …

  33. the Q says:

    Now if this giant vibrator can lecture on Hegel, the feminists wouldn’t need men.

  34. Shirt says:

    The Trump suppository is ready, now, where is that 50000 liter thunder-mug?

  35. Franklin says:

    @RockThisTown: At least it is straighter than the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile!

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    I know that my girlfriend loves large sex toys, but she might have found her match here…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    That new at home colon cancer test is still in it’s early stages…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    What will the winner of this caption contest say to Rodney on Sunday when they are announced as the winner?

    Tanks, Rodney!

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Tank You Fa Lettin’ Be Mice Elf…

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Tanks alot!

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    NASA high tech….70’s style…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Costco receives one bottle of Coke…

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson’s weekly personal use soda pop shipment arrives…

  44. rodney dill says:

    When the Cap’n wants to water-ski it takes a little bit of nitrous to get the boat up to speed.

  45. Jc says:

    Ball Park Franks releases a prototype of its newest hot dog “The Chris Christie”

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson is hoping that with this much laughing gas his jokes might seem funny here..

  47. mannning says:

    When set off the rocket barge is expected to exceed the water speed record by 100%.

  48. DrDaveT says:

    Cialis gives up on the side-by-side bathtub thing to go for a little more obvious symbolism in their advertising…

  49. lethbridge says:

    President Trump sends iron sculpture to North Korea

  50. Franklin says:

    In a Jaws remake that nobody asked for, they did get that bigger boat.

  51. Thirty-to-sixty minutes later the Viagra kicked in. But those photos were considered too racy to be published.

  52. Shwing!

  53. Japan braces for Godzilla’s most fearest attack yet. As judging from this photo taken in Tokyo bay, it appears that the nuclear blast only succeeded in wounding the formidable monster, making him angrier than ever before.

  54. What, no ‘Size Matters’ jokes?

  55. Nine months later, the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder/County Clerk reported a spike in the local birth rate.

  56. An external tank (ET), a relic from NASA’s now defunct Space Shuttle program, slowly makes its way to the California Science Center. Upon arrival, ET will be made fully erect and mounted by the Endeavor Space Shuttle, inspiring generations of teenagers to snicker, sneer and giggle at for decades to come.

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank God the North Korean nukes are no good without a reliable delivery system…

  58. rodney dill says:

    @Jenos Idanian: The Double Robusto Lewinski