Monday, May 23, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Iran: “That?!?!?!?…NO….no-no-no….that is not a MOANW (mother of all nuclear war heads), that is a….fishing buoy. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
“I don’t know….Don’t you think that’s a little too on the nose?” the Cialis marketing VP asked.
“No, we didn’t see Kong on the trip to Skull Island, but we did bring back proof that he exists.”
If you zoom in enough, you can see that it’s being straddled by a naked Miley Cyrus.
“This long-distance dedication is going out to NASA. Here’s ‘Tanks For The Memories.'”
Donald Trump plans for a surprise prop to appear during Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. Not shown: the giant blue dress and the giant black beret.
Good news: the trade embargo’s been lifted with Cuba.
Bad news: their economy’s so lousy, they can only export one cigar.
Good news: this is that one cigar.
“Well, now we know where all that money went for Snoop Dogg’s latest video…”
@Jenos Idanian: …and Slim Pickens
In a stunning demonstration of performance art, Christo arranges for a special delivery to Liberty island, where this will be… introduced to the Statue of Liberty. The artist says it symbolizes the 2016 presidential election.
Donald Trump buys Oscar Meyer, commissions new Wienermobile.
(Paid for by Mexico)
“COWABUhhhh…. maybe not today.”
The renewed economic ties with Cuba brought a revival of cigar advertising in Florida.
Lifting the arms embargo on Vietnam had unintended consequences.
After the 1st successful penile transplant, Trump imports a prototype prior to his tariffs taking effect.
The only dignitary present at the launching of the aircraft carrier USS Lewinsky was an aging but still sporty Bill Clinton.
The problem with ordering artillery from other countries is the occasional snafu in metric conversion.
The Trump and Boehner Orange Spray Tan order is on its way
With relations between the United States and Cuba normalizing, the Americans scuttled plans for a second Bay of Pigs invasion. The first casualty, a giant, Trojan Horse-like Double Robusto full of Navy SEALs.
The press were shocked to find that the event involving a giant orange explosive container of hot gas was not, in fact, a Trump appearance.
Peering out the front window, it was a Captain’s sixth sense that told him. “Don’t yell fire!”
The passerby mused that under Obamacare these transgender conversion surgeries had really gotten out of hand.
It’s no big deal – it’s just a Baby Ruth!
“My crayons are yuuuuuuge.”
Roger Goodell taunts Tom Brady by sending a giant deflated football to the Patriot’s oceanside mansion.
1:1 Scale Revell Model Kit?
The USS Anthony Weiner being prepared for its maiden voyage.
If you experience a commercial cargo vessel lasting more than four hours, call your doctor immediately.
Memo to next White House intern (if Hill/Billy) is elected: “Brace yourself. That’s one BIG cigar”
Memo to next White House intern (if Hill/Billy) is elected: “Brace yourself. That’s one BIG cigar.”
What can brown do for you?
And this is how the Butthole Surfers got their start …
Now if this giant vibrator can lecture on Hegel, the feminists wouldn’t need men.
The Trump suppository is ready, now, where is that 50000 liter thunder-mug?
@RockThisTown: At least it is straighter than the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile!
I know that my girlfriend loves large sex toys, but she might have found her match here…
That new at home colon cancer test is still in it’s early stages…
What will the winner of this caption contest say to Rodney on Sunday when they are announced as the winner?
Tank You Fa Lettin’ Be Mice Elf…
NASA high tech….70’s style…
Costco receives one bottle of Coke…
Paul Hooson’s weekly personal use soda pop shipment arrives…
When the Cap’n wants to water-ski it takes a little bit of nitrous to get the boat up to speed.
Ball Park Franks releases a prototype of its newest hot dog “The Chris Christie”
Paul Hooson is hoping that with this much laughing gas his jokes might seem funny here..
When set off the rocket barge is expected to exceed the water speed record by 100%.
Cialis gives up on the side-by-side bathtub thing to go for a little more obvious symbolism in their advertising…
President Trump sends iron sculpture to North Korea
In a Jaws remake that nobody asked for, they did get that bigger boat.
Thirty-to-sixty minutes later the Viagra kicked in. But those photos were considered too racy to be published.
Japan braces for Godzilla’s most fearest attack yet. As judging from this photo taken in Tokyo bay, it appears that the nuclear blast only succeeded in wounding the formidable monster, making him angrier than ever before.
What, no ‘Size Matters’ jokes?
Nine months later, the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder/County Clerk reported a spike in the local birth rate.
An external tank (ET), a relic from NASA’s now defunct Space Shuttle program, slowly makes its way to the California Science Center. Upon arrival, ET will be made fully erect and mounted by the Endeavor Space Shuttle, inspiring generations of teenagers to snicker, sneer and giggle at for decades to come.
Thank God the North Korean nukes are no good without a reliable delivery system…
@Jenos Idanian: The Double Robusto Lewinski
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