OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Hasenpfeiffer Hustle Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Franklin – There’s a rabbit and there’s a-hole.
Second: Janis Gore – At the Easter Egg Roll, President Trump introduced his favored architect for the border wall. “He has produced a fantastic plan which will cost far less than fake estimates of $21 billion.” When Mr. Bunny was asked what the projected cost of his plan was, he replied “Hrair.”
Third: Moosebreath – You grabbed the Queen of Hearts where?
Paul Hooson – Steve Bannon has found a new role at the White House…
Dave Schuler – Weird looking guy in a funny costume poses with the Easter Bunny
Gobsmacked – Smelly hare, sm-ell-y hare, what are they feeding you?
Crusty Dem – One only shows up for work one day a year. The other is the Easter Bunny.
Mu – Having been criticized for the slow pace of administrative appointments, the President personally introduces his newest cabinet member for strategic planning
Hal_10000 – Donald Trump congratulates Marine Le Pen on making the second round of the French election.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“What?! You got here by tunneling under the border wall?”
“Sorry, Ted Nugent showed up with his hunting rifle. You get a 10 second head start, Bunny. GO!”
“Quit your whining Pence…. Someone had to wear the bunny suit.”
“Maybe Contest 420 is some sort of code, after all I am seeing Harvey here.”
“With all those pussies along the way, God only knows how many hares I’ve grabbed.”
“…and make sure Pelosi only gets your butt skittles.”
Paul Hooson: An Easter hunt for any accomplishments?