Monday, April 24, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Having been criticized for the slow pace of administrative appointments, the President personally introduces his newest cabinet member for strategic planing.
There’s a rabbit and there’s a-hole.
Rabbit: “Illegal immigrants are multiplying like Trumps!”
Trump: “In honor of Easter, I’m going to grab your keester!”
President Trump was pleased with Sean Spicer’s latest strategy to hide from the White House Press Corps.
You grabbed the Queen of Hearts where?
Weird looking guy in a funny costume poses with the Easter Bunny.
One only shows up for work one day a year. The other is the Easter Bunny.
Wow, what has happened to Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Makeover? Plastic surgery? I can’t quite put my finger on it, but she sure looks better!
In an effort to avoid getting another FISA warrant, Obama tries to sneak in the White House inside a Trojan Bunny.
Donald Trump congratulates Marine Le Pen on making the second round of the French election.
Two public figures with better haircuts than Kim Jong-un.
At the Easter Egg Roll, President Trump introduced his favored architect for the border wall.
“He has produced a fantastic plan which will cost far less than fake estimates of $21 billion.”
Thanks to Trump budget cuts, the Easter Bunny was unable to afford carrots and had to purchase eyeglasses instead.
Aides had to remind President Trump that he doesn’t need to salute the Easter Bunny.
@Janis Gore:When Mr. Bunny was asked what the projected cost of his plan was, he replied “Hrair.”
Easter at the White House, sponsored by the Bunny Ranch, a
major donor to the Trump Inauguration.
The audience at the Easter Egg Roll was astounded when President Trump mistakenly introduced the Easter Bunny as a candidate for the French presidency.
When told of his error, he said, “Lapin, Le Pen — French is harder than I thought.”
‘we will be stronger and bigger as a nation than ever before’
Oh wait, those were his actual comments to the children.
Steve Bannon’s position in the White House has been significantly reduced.
(stolen from the TV caption when I saw this on Reddit).
@Hal_10000: Sorry about that, Hal. I didn’t see your submission.
TMZ special: Trump pal Billy Bush receives first white house invitation.
“I hate it when I grab for pussy, but only end up with hare.”
President Trump, in the spirit of bipartisanship, salutes the new Democrat Party mascot.
@rodney dill: Only a hare-brained Rodney would settle for hare over pussy.
@rodney dill: Wow. Just wow.
It’s too bad the rules prevent Rodney from claiming prizes. (Yeah, I can hear Rodney now … “Rules? What rules? This is a caption contest, dammit. *My* caption contest!”)
@Franklin: Rules? We don’t need not stinkin’ rules.
@john430: Sometimes you miss and get hare, and sometimes you miss and get an ass.
Malice In Wonderland?
“Ah, c’mon! That’s the Easter Bunny’s wife, Donald!”.
Trump: “Dammit, Obama, I know you’re in that suit listening to my conversations.”
President Trump (cough) introduces his next Supreme Court nominee, ensuring that all current justices will remain for the foreseeable future.
Smelly hare, sm-ell-y hare, what are they feeding you?
© Phoebe Buffay
And sometimes it’s the a$$ who gets the miss.
@rodney dill: Only if you turned her bass-ackwards.
Everyone knows that after Easter,Trump’s poll numbers are marked down 50%…
“What’s up pretty damn far from being a Doc?”.
What’s the English translation of Marie Le Pen?
Steve Bannon has found a new role at the White House…
Sadly, even four rabbits feet are not enough to bring this White House any luck…
“Melania says I can do it like a rabbit too, y’know.”
This administration only encourages you to drink and see things like this from the DTs…
The review stand at a lunatic parade?
Dad: “Son, let me tell you the story of the tortoise, the hare and Donald Trump….The rabbit shows a lot of speed at first, but gets complacent and sleeps, while the slow but steady tortoise catches up and beats him in the race…”.
Young Son: “What about Donald Trump, daddy?”.
Dad: “Well, he’s able to feed himself and wave bye bye…”.
The worst Saturday morning kid’s show ever…
Well, he can’t golf all the time…
Uh, let me guess, a lobbyist for rabbits wanting a tax cut?
An Easter hunt for any accomplishments?
Some captions just write themselves…
Things would have been much different if Bernie Sanders was elected. For Passover he’d paint the front door with red paint…
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