OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Having been criticized for the slow pace of administrative appointments, the President personally introduces his newest cabinet member for strategic planing.

  2. Franklin says:

    There’s a rabbit and there’s a-hole.

  3. Franklin says:

    Rabbit: “Illegal immigrants are multiplying like Trumps!”

  4. Franklin says:

    Trump: “In honor of Easter, I’m going to grab your keester!”

  5. President Trump was pleased with Sean Spicer’s latest strategy to hide from the White House Press Corps.

  6. Moosebreath says:

    You grabbed the Queen of Hearts where?

  7. Dave Schuler says:

    Weird looking guy in a funny costume poses with the Easter Bunny.

  8. Crusty Dem says:

    One only shows up for work one day a year. The other is the Easter Bunny.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Wow, what has happened to Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Makeover? Plastic surgery? I can’t quite put my finger on it, but she sure looks better!

  10. RockThisTown says:

    In an effort to avoid getting another FISA warrant, Obama tries to sneak in the White House inside a Trojan Bunny.

  11. Hal_10000 says:

    Donald Trump congratulates Marine Le Pen on making the second round of the French election.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Two public figures with better haircuts than Kim Jong-un.

  13. Janis Gore says:

    At the Easter Egg Roll, President Trump introduced his favored architect for the border wall.

    “He has produced a fantastic plan which will cost far less than fake estimates of $21 billion.”

  14. Thanks to Trump budget cuts, the Easter Bunny was unable to afford carrots and had to purchase eyeglasses instead.

  15. Aides had to remind President Trump that he doesn’t need to salute the Easter Bunny.

  16. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore:When Mr. Bunny was asked what the projected cost of his plan was, he replied “Hrair.”

  17. al-Alameda says:

    Easter at the White House, sponsored by the Bunny Ranch, a
    major donor to the Trump Inauguration.

  18. Janis Gore says:

    The audience at the Easter Egg Roll was astounded when President Trump mistakenly introduced the Easter Bunny as a candidate for the French presidency.

    When told of his error, he said, “Lapin, Le Pen — French is harder than I thought.”

  19. J-Dub says:

    ‘we will be stronger and bigger as a nation than ever before’

    Oh wait, those were his actual comments to the children.

  20. Tony W says:

    Steve Bannon’s position in the White House has been significantly reduced.

    (stolen from the TV caption when I saw this on Reddit).

  21. Janis Gore says:

    @Hal_10000: Sorry about that, Hal. I didn’t see your submission.

  22. Janis Gore says:

    TMZ special: Trump pal Billy Bush receives first white house invitation.

  23. rodney dill says:

    “I hate it when I grab for pussy, but only end up with hare.”

  24. john430 says:

    President Trump, in the spirit of bipartisanship, salutes the new Democrat Party mascot.

  25. john430 says:

    @rodney dill: Only a hare-brained Rodney would settle for hare over pussy.

  26. Franklin says:

    @rodney dill: Wow. Just wow.

    It’s too bad the rules prevent Rodney from claiming prizes. (Yeah, I can hear Rodney now … “Rules? What rules? This is a caption contest, dammit. *My* caption contest!”)

  27. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: Rules? We don’t need not stinkin’ rules.

  28. rodney dill says:

    @john430: Sometimes you miss and get hare, and sometimes you miss and get an ass.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Malice In Wonderland?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ah, c’mon! That’s the Easter Bunny’s wife, Donald!”.

  31. Franklin says:

    Trump: “Dammit, Obama, I know you’re in that suit listening to my conversations.”

  32. flat earth luddite says:

    President Trump (cough) introduces his next Supreme Court nominee, ensuring that all current justices will remain for the foreseeable future.

  33. Gobsmacked says:

    Smelly hare, sm-ell-y hare, what are they feeding you?
    © Phoebe Buffay

  34. Moosebreath says:

    @rodney dill:

    And sometimes it’s the a$$ who gets the miss.

  35. john430 says:

    @rodney dill: Only if you turned her bass-ackwards.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Everyone knows that after Easter,Trump’s poll numbers are marked down 50%…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Hare Krishna?

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “What’s up pretty damn far from being a Doc?”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Bugs Funny?

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s the English translation of Marie Le Pen?

    Donald Trump…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Steve Bannon has found a new role at the White House…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, even four rabbits feet are not enough to bring this White House any luck…

  43. john430 says:

    “Melania says I can do it like a rabbit too, y’know.”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    This administration only encourages you to drink and see things like this from the DTs…

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    The review stand at a lunatic parade?

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Dad: “Son, let me tell you the story of the tortoise, the hare and Donald Trump….The rabbit shows a lot of speed at first, but gets complacent and sleeps, while the slow but steady tortoise catches up and beats him in the race…”.

    Young Son: “What about Donald Trump, daddy?”.

    Dad: “Well, he’s able to feed himself and wave bye bye…”.

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst Saturday morning kid’s show ever…

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    President Dolittle…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, he can’t golf all the time…

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, let me guess, a lobbyist for rabbits wanting a tax cut?

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    An Easter hunt for any accomplishments?

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    Some captions just write themselves…

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    Things would have been much different if Bernie Sanders was elected. For Passover he’d paint the front door with red paint…