OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Avfefe Hands Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Avfefe Hands Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)


First: al-Ameda – “For you, 2 gropes. No, make that 3.”

Second: flat earth luddite – I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

Third: RockThisTown – “I’ll body-slam the oil companies into submission.”


Paul Hooson – Is blowhard an energy form?

Mu – “And the hot air I’m releasing alone will power two new gigawatt power stations”

Franklin – We’ll have oil flowing like Mika’s blood, it’ll be great.

Moosebreath – When we connect turbines to all of the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves, we will generate YUGE power!!!

DrDaveT – Grab ’em by the pipeline.

Doug Mataconis – “See? I have big hands! Take my big hand!”

John430 – rump, imitating Sinatra, “I did it my waaaay.”


Release the Kraken!

“Unleashing American Energy… but my tax returns? Not so much.”

“I want my ducky back.”

“I’ve placed Kim Jong-Un in double secret probation.”


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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, thank you so much for the honorable mention here, Rodney.

  2. al-Ameda says:

    thank you Rodney … it’s an honor …
    I gotta say, I thought Franklin had the winner