OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Four Red In Ohio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Four Red In Ohio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko Jr)


First: NickNot – Ladies and Gentleman, the Penn State replacement coaching staff.

Second: MstrB- Gloria Allred always puts on a good press conference show.

Third: Moderate Mom – Due to complaints from the residents near Zuccotti Park, OWS has replaced the drum circles with a Polka band.


G.A. Phillips – Cain’s new campaign team?

physics geek“Someone once told me ‘Play any musical instrument you can get your hands on and women will love you.’ I wish to kick that bastard in the balls right now.”

Michael Hamm – Mama’s got a squeezebox . . . . . .

David – This song could use some more cow bell.

Peterh – The New Traveling Red Wilburys

John425 – Song: “Das Putin is Rasputin…”


I’m back in the USSR
You don’t know how lucky you are, boys
Back in the USSR

Just another tailgate party at Lambeau field

Sorry Ozarkhillbilly, I’ll find a banjo picture next time… or not.

The Thursday Contest was already hoping to build on the promises of future success.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says: