OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Queasy Rider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Queasy Rider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: DCTrojan – With casino tycoon Sheldon Adelson’s support fading, Newt Gingrich could no longer afford a fancy campaign bus.

Second: John BurgessHave you see the Jersey rest stops lately?!

Third: MaggieMama – When you’re full of $h-t, you have to take emergency measures.


Hey Norm – See…what I’m gonna do is toilet train that f’ing Irish Setter…then him AND the crapper go on the roof of the car.

Mr. Prosser – CPAC attendees stole more than just the towels.

john personnaIs the second home deduction still in place?

Gollum – Sergey thought pimping his ride was as easy as finding a john.

Donald SensingMy brother in law said that my bike “isn’t worth a crap,” but he’s so very wrong!

Robert W. Armijo“You okay, grandma? Grandma?! GRANDMA!!!”

Barb Hartwell – Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Sir Poops Alot

Tillman – God, I would not want to be the first responder at that wreck.


I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more Toto.

It would take the Chinese to come up with a novel way to Paint the yellow lines down the road.

The Chinese were used to relying on various commodes of transportation.

The Thursday Contest is ready to pick up chicks at the beach.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Uh oh… a Number Two!