Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 13, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Egad, someone told the moron you can take a trip on pot.
When you’re full of $h-t, you have to take emergency measures.
They told him to “crap or get off the pot” but he still couldn’t make a decision.
Have you see the Jersey rest stops lately?!
Washington D.C. Public school science fair winner for the best porta-potty design.
The latest fully equipped R.V. after the
Libs and O’Bummer brings the USA
to its financial knees
See…what I’m gonna do is toilet train that f’ing Irish Setter…then him AND the crapper go on the roof of the car.
Is the second home deduction still in place?
With casino tycoon Sheldon Adelson’s support fading, Newt Gingrich could no longer afford a fancy campaign bus.
A medical courier is desperate to return a heart to Mitt’s campaign.
MSM delivers Obama’s latest Budget proposal to the American public.
My brother in law said that my bike “isn’t worth a crap,” but he’s so very wrong!
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Sir Poops Alot
White House messenger delivers compromise solution to American religious leaders.
NYT offers new home delivery service.
Nanny State regulations require yet another burden for bikers.
Can air conditioning be “far behind”?
In Russia, you don’t ride porcelain bus. Porcelain bus rides you.
Wang was used to relying on various commodes of transportation.
Sort of gives a different meaning to “Gone In 60 Seconds.”
“Thelma and Loo-ise II – Escape From Belarus”
CPAC attendees stole more than just the towels.
Best garage sale ever.
Look, a road trip is far more cost-effective if you have something that runs on poop. Your food bill and gas bill are the same thing!
A new offering in the commode-ities market.
My friend john likes to ride two up.
Believing he could entice young Thong-Bikini wearing motorcycle chicks to ride along with him on reputation alone, billionaire, John Crap Jr., was surprised to find out that he was the only one who was repeatedly being dumped roadside.
Believing he could entice young Thong-Bikini wearing motorcycle chicks to ride along with him, billionaire, John Crap Jr., was surprised to find out that he was the only one who was repeatedly being dumped roadside.
“Okay, who ordered the mobile swirly?”
Bringing Sturgeon’s Law to the masses.
Because ladies ride sidesaddle, that’s why.
Looks like someone’s asking for a moving violation.
It’s the newest thing with the Balkan youth: “club-hoppering”.
“I call it, the commo-ped.”
Sergey thought pimping his ride was as easy as finding a john.
Whiole biking around he ran across a yard sale, and couldn’t resist the new toilet offered. His gain is someone’s bathroom loss…
Ad copy for the Zastava corporation, the manufacturer of the worst car in history: “Unlike its predecessor the Yugo, our new methane-powered motorcycle, the Yugo #2, hits the road, not just the fan.”
An updated green version of the Yugo: The Yugo #2
Just another Occupy Wall Street alarmist, no doubt attempting to spread his pinko ChiCom propaganda that America’s Free Trade policy has proven to be nothing more than a race to the bottom.
“You okay, grandma? Grandma?! GRANDMA!!!”
His crusade is eternal. Everybody poops. Everybody will poop.
Edmund was chagrined to learn he had driven 5 miles with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe.
He is about to attempt jumping the Rhine while pooping (to outdo Evil Knevil perhaps?)
Biker: “Problem is, I can’t sit on it, read and drive at the same time.”
Biker: “I’m taking this to the casino. I hear they have a game called craps.”
Q: Why is a porcelain bus riding on a motorcycle?
A: Because it could?
God, I would not want to be the first responder at that wreck.
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