OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MaggieMama says:

    Egad, someone told the moron you can take a trip on pot.

  2. MaggieMama says:

    When you’re full of $h-t, you have to take emergency measures.

  3. MaggieMama says:

    They told him to “crap or get off the pot” but he still couldn’t make a decision.

  4. John Burgess says:

    Have you see the Jersey rest stops lately?!

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Washington D.C. Public school science fair winner for the best porta-potty design.

  6. APL says:

    The latest fully equipped R.V. after the
    Libs and O’Bummer brings the USA
    to its financial knees

  7. Hey Norm says:

    See…what I’m gonna do is toilet train that f’ing Irish Setter…then him AND the crapper go on the roof of the car.


  8. Is the second home deduction still in place?

  9. DCTrojan says:

    With casino tycoon Sheldon Adelson’s support fading, Newt Gingrich could no longer afford a fancy campaign bus.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    A medical courier is desperate to return a heart to Mitt’s campaign.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    MSM delivers Obama’s latest Budget proposal to the American public.

  12. My brother in law said that my bike “isn’t worth a crap,” but he’s so very wrong!

  13. Barb Hartwell says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Sir Poops Alot

  14. John425 says:

    White House messenger delivers compromise solution to American religious leaders.

    NYT offers new home delivery service.

    Nanny State regulations require yet another burden for bikers.

  15. jd says:

    Can air conditioning be “far behind”?

  16. In Russia, you don’t ride porcelain bus. Porcelain bus rides you.

  17. rodney dill says:

    Wang was used to relying on various commodes of transportation.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Sort of gives a different meaning to “Gone In 60 Seconds.”

  19. KRM says:

    “Thelma and Loo-ise II – Escape From Belarus”

  20. Mr. Prosser says:

    CPAC attendees stole more than just the towels.

  21. Tillman says:

    Best garage sale ever.

  22. Tillman says:

    Look, a road trip is far more cost-effective if you have something that runs on poop. Your food bill and gas bill are the same thing!

  23. A new offering in the commode-ities market.

  24. My friend john likes to ride two up.

  25. Believing he could entice young Thong-Bikini wearing motorcycle chicks to ride along with him on reputation alone, billionaire, John Crap Jr., was surprised to find out that he was the only one who was repeatedly being dumped roadside.

  26. Believing he could entice young Thong-Bikini wearing motorcycle chicks to ride along with him, billionaire, John Crap Jr., was surprised to find out that he was the only one who was repeatedly being dumped roadside.

  27. “Okay, who ordered the mobile swirly?”

  28. rodney dill says:

    Bringing Sturgeon’s Law to the masses.

  29. Gollum says:

    Because ladies ride sidesaddle, that’s why.

  30. Gollum says:

    Looks like someone’s asking for a moving violation.

  31. Gollum says:

    It’s the newest thing with the Balkan youth: “club-hoppering”.

  32. Gollum says:

    “I call it, the commo-ped.”

  33. Gollum says:

    Sergey thought pimping his ride was as easy as finding a john.

  34. mannning says:

    Whiole biking around he ran across a yard sale, and couldn’t resist the new toilet offered. His gain is someone’s bathroom loss…

  35. Ad copy for the Zastava corporation, the manufacturer of the worst car in history: “Unlike its predecessor the Yugo, our new methane-powered motorcycle, the Yugo #2, hits the road, not just the fan.”

  36. An updated green version of the Yugo: The Yugo #2

  37. Just another Occupy Wall Street alarmist, no doubt attempting to spread his pinko ChiCom propaganda that America’s Free Trade policy has proven to be nothing more than a race to the bottom.

  38. “You okay, grandma? Grandma?! GRANDMA!!!”

  39. Tillman says:

    His crusade is eternal. Everybody poops. Everybody will poop.

  40. rodney dill says:

    Edmund was chagrined to learn he had driven 5 miles with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

  41. mannning says:

    He is about to attempt jumping the Rhine while pooping (to outdo Evil Knevil perhaps?)

  42. John425 says:

    Biker: “Problem is, I can’t sit on it, read and drive at the same time.”

    Biker: “I’m taking this to the casino. I hear they have a game called craps.”

    Q: Why is a porcelain bus riding on a motorcycle?
    A: Because it could?

  43. Tillman says:

    God, I would not want to be the first responder at that wreck.